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U.S. GOVERNMENT DOCUMENTS proves beyond doubt that JESUS was an alien

 
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The U.S. Government's "Red Book" is an Above Top Secret document that details the TRUE history of the Human race on planet Earth. It is a human compendium of information derived from extraterrestrials, who offered the U.S. undeniable proof of historical events. One of the revelations exposed in the "Red Book" is that Jesus Christ was a creation of one particular Alien group (EBE-2). Jesus was a genetically-engineered human-alien hybrid sent to Earth to teach the primitive Humans a lesson of love and tolerance. As writer Arthur C. Clarke said, "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." Is it any wonder that ancient people were fooled by the "miracles" of Jesus? This wasn't the first time extraterrestrials tried to influence human affairs. Previously, they successfully appeared to Moses as a "burning bush" and dumped the 10 Commandments on mankind. The Aliens thought The Christ Project would be no different, but needless to say, their little experiment went horribly awry. Supposedly, the EBEN-2's were pretty damn pissed when they came back to check on Jesus' progress, only to find that the humans had killed him. Worse yet, the primitive fools started worshiping him! 2000 years and millions of atrocities later, Jesus the space alien is STILL being mistakenly worshiped as a God. Man is truly a pathetic creature ... desperately yearning for an "almighty being" to control and regulate their lives ... frantically looking for "God" in tortillas, oil stains, and tree trunks. Well, like it or not, we now have definitive proof that at least one of our earthly "gods", Jesus Christ, is a phony. Let's all celebrate this revelation by casting off our religious shackles and enjoying some images of the true Alien Jesus.
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I don't know which is more ridiculous...believing that Christ was the Son of God or that he was an alien creation.

Either way, people believe the stupidest shit.
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U.S. GOVERNMENT DOCUMENTS proves beyond doubt that our present Guberment has hijacked the real Goverbnment!
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In the sweetest child there's a vicious streak
In the strongest man there's a child so weak
In the whole wide world there's no magic place
So you might as well rise, put on your bravest face
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I don't know which is more ridiculous...believing that Christ was the Son of God or that he was an alien creation.

Either way, people believe the stupidest shit.
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Believing that the US government was around 2000 years ago isn't so bright either.
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Link? you know the drill.
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LOL, look at all the sinners this thread pulled out of the basement.
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damn talk about disinfo, making up garbage alien groups n what not. Whata mental disorder the original poster has
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I don't know which is more ridiculous...believing that Christ was the Son of God or that he was an alien creation.

Either way, people believe the stupidest shit.
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+1

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I can for a fact tell you Jesus was the son of God for the simple fact Jesus is attacked 24/7 on a disinfo campaign
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I can for a fact tell you Jesus was the son of God for the simple fact Jesus is attacked 24/7 on a disinfo campaign
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You saw it here first... Indisputable evidence laugh
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I don't know which is more ridiculous...believing that Christ was the Son of God or that he was an alien creation.
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The chances of a Creator wishing to experience his Creation by incarnating as one of his most beloved creatures ("son") are, mathematically speaking, pretty damned good.

If you designed and built a dream palace for others to live in, would you not be tempted to stay there for a while yourself?
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Yeah this is lame...I would, however, LOVE getting into the Vatican archives...bet there's some really juicy stuff in there!
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Finally! Something to believe in again.
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Governments are there to lie, deceive, and if you believe them like the billions who do then welcome to the asylum.

As for God, and Christ they had the good sense to foretell all that is happening today to them and us from thousands of years ago.

And what desperate attempts, and lengths they go to too try convince us that god and Christ are fantasies; and by doing so prove the existence of both.
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I can for a fact tell you Jesus was the son of God for the simple fact Jesus is attacked 24/7 on a disinfo campaign
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Amen, if people dont believe in Jesus ok but why every day they come on here and talk horrible about him, you guys if you dont believe he was the Son of God dont worry about me and my Jesus and my God, forget us, leave us alone!
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You never know but your faith is for your soul anyhow, does not matter who runs any church or what our govt says or what aliens say, use it to help you

those that believe in religions that tell them to act out should convert as when you hurt someone else (everytime) you hurt your soul inside also

maintaining your soul is the one of the most important things I think and if religion helps you walk the right paths in life then it is worth having it in your life

if we find out things are different as most suspect anyhow then hey what can you do about it, nothing, use what you have to keep your souls in tact and if that is faith use that for your benefit
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go fuckin kill your self op
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Let us talk about your beliefs? Show that yours are less ridiculous. Just because you do not believe either belief about Jesus doesn't make it less true. Why make fun of us who believe Jesus is the "son of God".
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I don't know which is more ridiculous...believing that Christ was the Son of God or that he was an alien creation.

Either way, people believe the stupidest shit.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1202356



Maybe both are correct. What's wrong with either them, if he had been able to do his job properly?
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I AM an Alien what's your point ?
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U.S. GOVERNMENT DOCUMENTS proves beyond doubt that our present Guberment has hijacked the real Goverbnment!
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 Quoting: BRAVEST FACE


Agreed
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I am in the world but not of it :)
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Repent NOW for the time is short!
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Of course he's an alien. He isn't of the earth.
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Here is another source that says essentially the same, namely that the physical father of Jesus was Gabriel, not an angel, but an ET. link:
www.tjresearch.info
This link tells of years of evaluation of an alternative gospel, called "the Talmud of Jmmanuel" which seems to be the source of the gospel of Matthew. This original document was gutted and changed into the distorted and sanitized version we have today.
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I don't know which is more ridiculous...believing that Christ was the Son of God or that he was an alien creation.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1202356



The chances of a Creator wishing to experience his Creation by incarnating as one of his most beloved creatures ("son") are, mathematically speaking, pretty damned good.

If you designed and built a dream palace for others to live in, would you not be tempted to stay there for a while yourself?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1196419


Yes, it happens daily god incarnating through each and every one of us. Are you enjoying the experience.
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Of course he's an alien. He isn't of the earth.
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