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Man faces 20 years in federal prison for pointing laser at sheriff's helicopter

 
Anonymous Coward
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A Winter Park man faces up to 20 years in federal prison for pointing a laser at an Orange County Sheriff's Office helicopter and temporarily blinding the pilot.

[link to www.orlandosentinel.com]


20 years....for a laser pointer which resulted in no property damage and no injuries.


ok.. I will break it down for the challenged here..

BLINDING THE PILOT... what kind of damage would that have done if the chopper went down.

Good I hope bubba finds a new friend..


let me break it down for the retard breaker down.

Unless it was a military grade laser which it wasn't. Not a chance in hellll you would be able to blind the pilot. He would have to stare at laser direct hit for more than a full second. With lasers available to public he would
have had to have direct stare for several seconds. A moving object... That's not gonna happen.

Go take your defense for the asswhipe
government elsewhere douchebag
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yea get that retard breaker down! Fuck you government pro advocate douche bag!
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12/24/2010 11:50 AM
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Re: Man faces 20 years in federal prison for pointing laser at sheriff's helicopter
whenever in doubt go for the conspiracy theory,

it always makes the best sense,

check this out,

the elite and their mongrols (judicial system),

want the sheeple to have it clear,

that anytime their security detail is threatened in any shape, way or form,

they will hand you your head in a silver platter,

that´s how it works in America,

because America is headquarters for the elite´s security forces,

got it?

I knew you would.
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Why is there a legend about the descent of Christ into hell? The Teacher addressed the lower strata of the astral world, saying: �Why, by cherishing earthly thoughts, bind oneself eternally to Earth?� And many revolted in spirit and rose higher.
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12/24/2010 11:50 AM
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Re: Man faces 20 years in federal prison for pointing laser at sheriff's helicopter
20 years for being a dumbass?

A bit harsh yes, but I'd bet my last dollar he'll never do it again
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12/24/2010 11:54 AM
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Re: Man faces 20 years in federal prison for pointing laser at sheriff's helicopter
Too bad I'm not on this guy's jury.

Frankly, any GLP'er with a room temp. IQ or higher should never avoid jury duty and should they actually get a shot to be part of a case like this, be certain to find the man or woman NOT GUILTY.
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12/24/2010 12:22 PM
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Re: Man faces 20 years in federal prison for pointing laser at sheriff's helicopter
Like he knew it was a sheriff helicopter for one sheep

And two: It is all about the money generated to lock him up.
$$$ Americas God.
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12/24/2010 12:24 PM
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Re: Man faces 20 years in federal prison for pointing laser at sheriff's helicopter
Too bad I'm not on this guy's jury.

Frankly, any GLP'er with a room temp. IQ or higher should never avoid jury duty and should they actually get a shot to be part of a case like this, be certain to find the man or woman NOT GUILTY.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1195725


This part of the US court system always struck me as odd.
How can every day people with no knowledge on the situation at all judge the severity of the case and even if a person is guilty or not?
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12/24/2010 12:29 PM
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This is what is wrong with people these days..they are disrespectful of the law, which we do need, and go around acting like a bunch of idiots (which proves we need the law)..then they cry they have been served a harsh sentence. Laws are there for a reason.

Mind ones own business and go about their lives in a respectful way and they will most likely be walking free on the streets.

I have heard that sometimes they believe that a bomb has been placed on their craft...and somebody is trying to activate the timer.

People start thinking with your brains..do unto others as you would wish somebody do unto you. Teach your children while they are young, so when they grow up they will be productive citizens.
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12/24/2010 12:36 PM
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This is what is wrong with people these days..they are disrespectful of the law, which we do need, and go around acting like a bunch of idiots (which proves we need the law)..then they cry they have been served a harsh sentence. Laws are there for a reason.

Mind ones own business and go about their lives in a respectful way and they will most likely be walking free on the streets.

I have heard that sometimes they believe that a bomb has been placed on their craft...and somebody is trying to activate the timer.

People start thinking with your brains..do unto others as you would wish somebody do unto you. Teach your children while they are young, so when they grow up they will be productive citizens.
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Well done citizen! Congratulations, you have earned a breeding diploma!

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Re: Man faces 20 years in federal prison for pointing laser at sheriff's helicopter
A Winter Park man faces up to 20 years in federal prison for pointing a laser at an Orange County Sheriff's Office helicopter and temporarily blinding the pilot.

[link to www.orlandosentinel.com]


20 years....for a laser pointer which resulted in no property damage and no injuries.
 Quoting: Skaloop352


Tax payers money hard at work there! Lets just spend, spend and waste more money on pointless petty crimes. Ya, that's the ticket!

That is utter BS. 20 yrs?!?! Why not just flipping kill him, same difference. Loose 2o yrs of his life and what goes on. To only come out unable to get a job or whatever because 'I pointed a laser at a helicopter'.

GAWD BLESS AMERICA!
#1 Country and destroying your life over something so mundane!
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Re: Man faces 20 years in federal prison for pointing laser at sheriff's helicopter
This is what is wrong with people these days..they are disrespectful of the law, which we do need, and go around acting like a bunch of idiots (which proves we need the law)..then they cry they have been served a harsh sentence. Laws are there for a reason.

Mind ones own business and go about their lives in a respectful way and they will most likely be walking free on the streets.

I have heard that sometimes they believe that a bomb has been placed on their craft...and somebody is trying to activate the timer.

People start thinking with your brains..do unto others as you would wish somebody do unto you. Teach your children while they are young, so when they grow up they will be productive citizens.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1203750


But 20 yrs?!?!
Seriously?

That is just waaaaay overboard there.
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12/24/2010 12:48 PM
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buy your high powered Green Laser Pointer here!
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Re: Man faces 20 years in federal prison for pointing laser at sheriff's helicopter
20 years....for a laser pointer which resulted in no property damage and no injuries.


Tax payers money hard at work there! Lets just spend, spend and waste more money on pointless petty crimes. Ya, that's the ticket!

That is utter BS. 20 yrs?!?! Why not just flipping kill him, same difference. Loose 2o yrs of his life and what goes on. To only come out unable to get a job or whatever because 'I pointed a laser at a helicopter'.

GAWD BLESS AMERICA!
#1 Country and destroying your life over something so mundane!
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Bump for institutionalized egoic infantilism.
"And though I believe in the ineffable glory of God, and though I might have experienced the undeniable reality of the Deity, and though I may know the secrets of the ages, these do not fulfill the Love in my heart. But to Change and Be and Do and dissolve both the subject of my person and the object of my God into the fluency of Empirical Providence. The Way, the Truth, and the Life."
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12/24/2010 01:07 PM
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Re: Man faces 20 years in federal prison for pointing laser at sheriff's helicopter
He should have just raped a kid, he'd be out a lot sooner.


Sick isnt it...


The judicial system is a massive clusterfuck.
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YEP. Fuck them. I hope they get lasered some more now.
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12/24/2010 01:09 PM
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Re: Man faces 20 years in federal prison for pointing laser at sheriff's helicopter
I hope people non-stop laser those fucking jackasses until they crash or quit wasting tax dollars flying them.
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Re: Man faces 20 years in federal prison for pointing laser at sheriff's helicopter
Who the fuck are they? Lords of the air?
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12/24/2010 01:17 PM
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Re: Man faces 20 years in federal prison for pointing laser at sheriff's helicopter
A Winter Park man faces up to 20 years in federal prison for pointing a laser at an Orange County Sheriff's Office helicopter and temporarily blinding the pilot.

[link to www.orlandosentinel.com]


20 years....for a laser pointer which resulted in no property damage and no injuries.
 Quoting: Skaloop352



Means at most a couple years... you people do not think people that get 20 year sentence actually stay that long do ya? lol whatever

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12/24/2010 01:20 PM
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Means at most a couple years... you people do not think people that get 20 year sentence actually stay that long do ya? lol whatever

s226
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WTF is this? the "Ha Ha, fooled you!" judicial system?
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12/24/2010 01:21 PM
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Re: Man faces 20 years in federal prison for pointing laser at sheriff's helicopter
Can't they just say 'do it again and it's 20 years inside' He'd never do it again ;/
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12/24/2010 01:27 PM
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Re: Man faces 20 years in federal prison for pointing laser at sheriff's helicopter
He should have just raped a kid, he'd be out a lot sooner.
 Quoting: Babe in a Bunker


It truly is a justice system we have is it not? On a second offense, the child rapist would still get lighter sentence than the idiot that only made a ass decision with a laser pointer.
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12/24/2010 01:32 PM
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Re: Man faces 20 years in federal prison for pointing laser at sheriff's helicopter
it is my understanding that when you do federal time..you do 85% to 100% of the time..only 50 days a year are allowed, some say, for good behavior..The state and federal are not the same...where state will slap you on the wrist..federal holds on to you....1000 days good behavior and that is a little less than 3 years time off..so looking at 17 years?

once again..can't do the time..don't do the crime.
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Re: Man faces 20 years in federal prison for pointing laser at sheriff's helicopter
Can't they just say 'do it again and it's 20 years inside' He'd never do it again ;/
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1155747

but chances are he would do something just as stupid!
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12/24/2010 02:01 PM
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Re: Man faces 20 years in federal prison for pointing laser at sheriff's helicopter
20 years for being a dumbass?

A bit harsh yes, but I'd bet my last dollar he'll never do it again
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1176321


So the cost of locking up a non-violent offender for 20 years is worth it to teach him a lesson? 6 months in prision would accomplish the same thing and save the taxpayers a lot of money.
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12/24/2010 02:04 PM
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Re: Man faces 20 years in federal prison for pointing laser at sheriff's helicopter
Can't be as stupid as a bunch of jackasses flying around in a multimillion dollar helicopter accomplishing almost or actually nothing.
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12/24/2010 02:05 PM
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Re: Man faces 20 years in federal prison for pointing laser at sheriff's helicopter
It's a bad idea to point a laser a man with a gun. This guy is lucky he didn't get shot.
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12/24/2010 02:06 PM
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Re: Man faces 20 years in federal prison for pointing laser at sheriff's helicopter
What...these highschool-educated redneck cops, maybe with some joke of a degreee, like "criminal justice," which a retard could waste time and get, find a pot plant once in a blue moon, or help cops track down a bicycle thief hiding in the bushes once every 10 years?
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Re: Man faces 20 years in federal prison for pointing laser at sheriff's helicopter
I hope that millions of laser pointers start pointing at the fuckheads. FUCK THEM.
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12/24/2010 02:08 PM
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Re: Man faces 20 years in federal prison for pointing laser at sheriff's helicopter
Let them locate 100 lasers flashing their worthless asses.
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12/24/2010 02:11 PM
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yea, when child molesters are walking the streets, cause the jails are full, hey wait we will make room for the guy with the laser.
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yea, when child molesters are walking the streets, cause the jails are full, hey wait we will make room for the guy with the laser.
 Quoting: Monster 1194709

Maybe instead of flying around in multimillion dollar helicopters, paying a million or more for maintenance every year, they could track down and eliminate all the child porn and sources of women sucking horse cock-type porno....oh wait....then that would eliminate their bogus claims of of tracking down child porn, wouldn't it?
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Re: Man faces 20 years in federal prison for pointing laser at sheriff's helicopter
they will plead it down. federal prisons are the best from what they say. the dude is an idiot. he did it TWICE! he was caught the second time. he ran a security business? was he testing them? this wasn't some prank by a kid btw.

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