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Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting, there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code).

 
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Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting, there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code).
For all of the young whippersnappers on GLP...

ATD: At The Doctor's
BFF: Best Friend Farted
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
FYI: Found Your Insulin
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL: Living On Lipitor
LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up
SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
TTYL: Talk To You Louder
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
WTP: Where's The Prunes?
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil

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Re: Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting, there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code).
LOL thanks i needed a giggle
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Re: Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting, there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code).
LOL thanks i needed a giggle
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"Successful people are always looking for opportunities to help others. Unsuccessful people are always asking, 'What's in it for me?'" — Brian Tracy: Personal and business training author, speaker, and consultant

"We are all, right now, living the life we choose." -- Peter McWilliams, Author

"The bad news is time flies. The good news is you're the pilot." -- Michael Altshuler
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12/23/2010 04:21 PM
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Re: Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting, there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code).
you too jgncqmdk.g
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12/23/2010 10:05 PM

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Re: Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting, there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code).
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"Successful people are always looking for opportunities to help others. Unsuccessful people are always asking, 'What's in it for me?'" — Brian Tracy: Personal and business training author, speaker, and consultant

"We are all, right now, living the life we choose." -- Peter McWilliams, Author

"The bad news is time flies. The good news is you're the pilot." -- Michael Altshuler
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12/23/2010 10:22 PM
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Re: Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting, there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code).
That was funny! Thanks

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