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The impeccable grammar thread

 
Bullfrog
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The impeccable grammar thread
All posts on this thread should be constructed using only the highest levels of grammar. Observe all rules of usage, punctuation, capitalization, and structure. Misspellings are forbidden.

Grammar Nazis are welcome to comment and berate anything falling below their own definitions of impeccable grammar.

Anonymous Cowards beware. You will not be able to edit your posts for full credit.
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The first posts are from the bravest, most attentive of posters.
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Your Gay .
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This thread is stupid.
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Your Gay .
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both my grammars are dead long ago
:6473madburger:

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The rain, in Spain, falls, mainly, on the plain!
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Tales will be told of the great grammar displayed on this thread.

Following to the utmost the total summation of all the laws of writing truly must be the greatest accomplishment of the writer.
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All hail syntax.
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Re: The impeccable grammar thread
All posts on this thread should be constructed using only the highest levels of grammar. Observe all rules of usage, punctuation, capitalization, and structure. Misspellings are forbidden.

Grammar Nazis are welcome to comment and berate anything falling below their own definitions of impeccable grammar.

Anonymous Cowards beware. You will not be able to edit your posts for full credit.
 Quoting: Bullfrog




I have balls.
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both my grammars are dead long ago
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lol

FAIL!
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Tales will be told of the great grammar displayed on this thread.

Following to the utmost the total summation of all the laws of writing truly must be the greatest accomplishment of the writer.
 Quoting: Bullfrog


U R so gay!
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Re: The impeccable grammar thread
There once were great writers of great threads on this forum. Where has the semi-colon gone?
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Doubleplusgood, this thread.
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FuCk YoU bErtt lern to thwo BOOK 1000 YARDS.
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Not many people know how to use a semi-colon; that's why you never see them.
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Your Gay .
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1175529


Correction: "You're gay."

(btw, OP: do quotation marks go after the sentence punctuation or before it. The Merriam-Webster dictionary points out that the closing quotation mark always follows the punctuation at the end of the sentence. Personally, I swing both ways. cool2 What is your opinion on the matter?)
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Doubleplusgood, this thread.
 Quoting: Crescent Wench

You are ahead of your time!
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Re: The impeccable grammar thread
Your Gay .


Correction: "You're gay."

(btw, OP: do quotation marks go after the sentence punctuation or before it. The Merriam-Webster dictionary points out that the closing quotation mark always follows the punctuation at the end of the sentence. Personally, I swing both ways. cool2 What is your opinion on the matter?)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1202402


We have an early leader in the grammar sweepstakes! I too am flexible in these matters of quotation marks.

Last Edited by Bullfrog on 12/24/2010 07:49 PM
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When One lives their life in search of perfection, the mediocre outcome produced from such endeavor will most often prove to suffice.
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There once were great writers of great threads on this forum. Where has the semi-colon gone?
 Quoting: Bullfrog


I am a huge fan of semi-colons. They are useful for separating a list of words or phrases. Also, they can be used in the place of a period or a conjunction when two sentences are closely related to each other.

While on this subject, please allow me to vent:

The correct way to use the word "however" in many instances is like this:

"The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain; however, it also rains in Denmark."
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Your Gay .


Correction: "You're gay."

(btw, OP: do quotation marks go after the sentence punctuation or before it. The Merriam-Webster dictionary points out that the closing quotation mark always follows the punctuation at the end of the sentence. Personally, I swing both ways. cool2 What is your opinion on the matter?)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1202402


Although it may look awkward, ending it with the closing punctuation within the quotation is the proper method.
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There once were great writers of great threads on this forum. Where has the semi-colon gone?
 Quoting: Bullfrog

It was perforated by one of the many homos.
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When One lives their life in search of perfection, the mediocre outcome produced from such endeavor will most often prove to suffice.
 Quoting: nrg(being fruitfull) 989174


You speak with authority but offer no statistics, which are known to be the only arbiter of truth. How do we take this?
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How do we take this?
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Shove it back to your ass?
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We went to the store at two o'clock; Mary came too!


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U R A Weener
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How do we take this?



Shove it back to your ass?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1206131

Were you abused as a child, or is your fixation upon materio-anal contact just a symptom of your burgeoning moranhood?
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Shove it back to your ass?

Were you abused as a child, or is your fixation upon materio-anal contact just a symptom of your burgeoning moranhood?
 Quoting: Bullfrog


You broke your own rule. You must leave the thread forever.
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We went to the store at two o'clock; Mary came too!


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Is that correct?
 Quoting: Once4All

Why did Mary come? What were you doing to her? Perv....

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