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JASKASS ASSHOLE WEATHERMAN, CHANNEL 7 EYEWITNESS NEWS, NEW YORK

 
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JASKASS ASSHOLE WEATHERMAN, CHANNEL 7 EYEWITNESS NEWS, NEW YORK
I was watching the weather forecast with my family a couple nights ago on Channel 7 Eyewitness News, NY.

They had a weatherman on that said:

Although a lot of people are predicting snow for NY on Monday, I am quite sure the storm will go out to sea and miss us except for a light dusting on eastern Long Island.

My father and I looked at each other and said at the same time - we better get some gas for the snowblower there will probably be a blizzard on Monday.

SURE AS SHIT - We are getting a blizzard on Monday here in NY.

I don't understand how they can put a guy on TV who is so consistently and so badly wrong about the weather.

They should fire him and get the kid from California who says EARTHQUAKES WILL KNOCK DOWN THE TELEPHONE POLES!

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It's a good job to have for sure. Main local weather people

here make a quarter million a year.
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I know, OP. I hate those kinds of weather guys. I know when ours says a dusting, to expect 5+ inches...and when he says 2-4 inches...we might get a dusting, maybe.
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only job you can do wrong and not get fired
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All you have to say is there's a 50% chance of snow and you would be correct every time no matter if it did snow or not! LOL.
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mostly their computer models are very poor at predicting storm tracks when it comes to snowfall. They all use the same computer models and they suck for the most part.
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only job you can do wrong and not get fired
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noreasters are like hurricanes with a large cone of uncertainty many days out. Its not that hes bad but that the models just can't predict that far out. You never know where a hurricanes going to hit for sure until the last day....
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That is why my hurricane model just might work for Nor'easters ... as seen below -

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That's hysterical. Glad you did the opposite.
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Dude, are you saying you are close enough to me where we could hang out?
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We have a weatherman here named Travis Meyer he is affectionately known as Travis Liar!




P.S. This is the first thread by you I have ever liked. 5 stars ya Moolie!

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Dude, are you saying you are close enough to me where we could hang out?
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Dude, are you saying you are close enough to me where we could hang out?
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OMG...Zero and Hawko hanging out together !!!! scary stuff
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only job you can do wrong and not get fired
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You forgot about Obama
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Re: JASKASS ASSHOLE WEATHERMAN, CHANNEL 7 EYEWITNESS NEWS, NEW YORK
I will hang around with anyone within a 12 beer radius travel time!
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Re: JASKASS ASSHOLE WEATHERMAN, CHANNEL 7 EYEWITNESS NEWS, NEW YORK
I was watching the weather forecast with my family a couple nights ago on Channel 7 Eyewitness News, NY.

They had a weatherman on that said:

Although a lot of people are predicting snow for NY on Monday, I am quite sure the storm will go out to sea and miss us except for a light dusting on eastern Long Island.

My father and I looked at each other and said at the same time - we better get some gas for the snowblower there will probably be a blizzard on Monday.

SURE AS SHIT - We are getting a blizzard on Monday here in NY.

I don't understand how they can put a guy on TV who is so consistently and so badly wrong about the weather.

They should fire him and get the kid from California who says EARTHQUAKES WILL KNOCK DOWN THE TELEPHONE POLES!

lol
 Quoting: CaptainZero

The weather forecasting world has become a complete follow that latest computer model proposition. no more real skill. all the models with the exception of one, or two (like the euro model) were pointing to an out to sea scenario on Thursday. So these forecasters have either predicted 10 of the last 3 storms, or have missed them. just goes to show how nature can outwit the most powerful of computers and computer programs. too many variables. always best to be prepared, because the experts aren't so expert after all.
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Did you see Heidi Jones got arrested?
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Re: JASKASS ASSHOLE WEATHERMAN, CHANNEL 7 EYEWITNESS NEWS, NEW YORK
I was watching the weather forecast with my family a couple nights ago on Channel 7 Eyewitness News, NY.

They had a weatherman on that said:

Although a lot of people are predicting snow for NY on Monday, I am quite sure the storm will go out to sea and miss us except for a light dusting on eastern Long Island.

My father and I looked at each other and said at the same time - we better get some gas for the snowblower there will probably be a blizzard on Monday.

SURE AS SHIT - We are getting a blizzard on Monday here in NY.

I don't understand how they can put a guy on TV who is so consistently and so badly wrong about the weather.

They should fire him and get the kid from California who says EARTHQUAKES WILL KNOCK DOWN THE TELEPHONE POLES!

lol

The weather forecasting world has become a complete follow that latest computer model proposition. no more real skill. all the models with the exception of one, or two (like the euro model) were pointing to an out to sea scenario on Thursday. So these forecasters have either predicted 10 of the last 3 storms, or have missed them. just goes to show how nature can outwit the most powerful of computers and computer programs. too many variables. always best to be prepared, because the experts aren't so expert after all.
 Quoting: CoinGuy


Wrong, I do not use their models like they do. I use skill. If D.C. does not get hit then my skill would beat the models.

This is a good test.
IMPORTANT: any mention of NWS/InAccu/TWC gets deleted and banned, I do not like or care for their input.

My New Star Rating System for EACH THREAD I POST -

Number of Stars

1 = I'm jealous
2 = Kinda jealous
3 = It's okay
4 = Good
5 = Amazing

Check out the DrudgeReport of Science and Natural Disasters at
[link to www.TheWeatherSpace.com]

For all custom SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA weather forecasts visit [link to www.SouthernCaliforniaWeatherAuthority.com]

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