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WHAT DID JESUS DO WITH THE MAGI'S GOLD?

 
OLIVIO
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WHAT DID JESUS DO WITH THE MAGI'S GOLD?
I just saw a picture of the 3 Magi Kings bearing precious gifts for baby Jesus and they were carrying a box each, the size of a shoe box.
So I wonder what did Mary and Joseph do with these precious gifts?
even in those days, the value of that gold would have been more than enough to set themselves up for a life of confort and luxury.
So how come they were so poor?

did they squander it on the Jerusalem stock market?
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I just saw a picture of the 3 Magi Kings bearing precious gifts for baby Jesus and they were carrying a box each, the size of a shoe box.
So I wonder what did Mary and Joseph do with these precious gifts?
even in those days, the value of that gold would have been more than enough to set themselves up for a life of confort and luxury.
So how come they were so poor?

did they squander it on the Jerusalem stock market?
 Quoting: OLIVIO 1207265

wow, I was not aware they had the ability to take pictures back then. Please show us the picture of baby Jesus!
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Excellent question !
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I just saw a picture of the 3 Magi Kings bearing precious gifts for baby Jesus and they were carrying a box each, the size of a shoe box.
So I wonder what did Mary and Joseph do with these precious gifts?
even in those days, the value of that gold would have been more than enough to set themselves up for a life of confort and luxury.
So how come they were so poor?

did they squander it on the Jerusalem stock market?
 Quoting: OLIVIO 1207265



a better question is WHO is a MAGI and why would Zoroastrians be the first to recognize Christ, according to the bible?? zing, trillion dollar question.
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It is my understanding that when Mary and Joseph fled to Egypt with the Baby Jesus to escape Herod's killing spree, that they lived on the Magi's gifts during that time.
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wow, I was not aware they had the ability to take pictures back then. Please show us the picture of baby Jesus!
 Quoting: Majestic


since you have a block headed concern about pictures, let's also demand a Kodak moment of George Washington and his troops at Valley Forge? Thanks.
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Spent it on Beer and Hookers no doubt. I would have.
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I just saw a picture of the 3 Magi Kings bearing precious gifts for baby Jesus and they were carrying a box each, the size of a shoe box.
So I wonder what did Mary and Joseph do with these precious gifts?
even in those days, the value of that gold would have been more than enough to set themselves up for a life of confort and luxury.
So how come they were so poor?

did they squander it on the Jerusalem stock market?
 Quoting: OLIVIO 1207265


The real story is that the 3 Magi Kings try to Kill him...

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I just saw a picture of the 3 Magi Kings bearing precious gifts for baby Jesus and they were carrying a box each, the size of a shoe box.
So I wonder what did Mary and Joseph do with these precious gifts?
even in those days, the value of that gold would have been more than enough to set themselves up for a life of confort and luxury.
So how come they were so poor?

did they squander it on the Jerusalem stock market?



a better question is WHO is a MAGI and why would Zoroastrians be the first to recognize Christ, according to the bible?? zing, trillion dollar question.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1030183

because the Magis ( from the latin Maugus which means they were magicians) said they wanted to pay homage to THEIR king.

So does it mean that Jesus was teh king of this magician occult sect?

But didn't God say in Deutoronomy NOT to get involved in astronomy, magic and witchcraft because it is evil?
I am soooo confused.....
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It wasn't like they brought a ton of gold. Only enough to do the job. The body needs gold, but only in minute quantities. Gold coins were taken out of circulation and replaced with paper money. No gold coins to hold anymore which led to the gold rush!
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I just saw a picture of the 3 Magi Kings bearing precious gifts for baby Jesus and they were carrying a box each, the size of a shoe box.
So I wonder what did Mary and Joseph do with these precious gifts?
even in those days, the value of that gold would have been more than enough to set themselves up for a life of confort and luxury.
So how come they were so poor?

did they squander it on the Jerusalem stock market?
 Quoting: OLIVIO 1207265

Until Jesus was born, Joseph was a carpenter, but then they started a bank...
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I just saw a picture of the 3 Magi Kings bearing precious gifts for baby Jesus and they were carrying a box each, the size of a shoe box.
So I wonder what did Mary and Joseph do with these precious gifts?
even in those days, the value of that gold would have been more than enough to set themselves up for a life of confort and luxury.
So how come they were so poor?

did they squander it on the Jerusalem stock market?

Until Jesus was born, Joseph was a carpenter, but then they started a bank...
 Quoting: 12-21-12


Sorry, I forgot this was a special day for not trolling.
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Jesus of course had some insider tips from his contacts high up.

So, he sold the gold and invested all in stocks of the main manufacturer of crosses.

Then he proceeded to promote the use of the crosses, with a new advertising stunt the likes of which had never been seen before!

It worked so well that now crosses are sold all over the world!!
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Joseph kept it,after all he'd just been Cockolded by a divine being,His Son fucked off to become a Guru and his Wife was worshiped for ever.I reckon he thought he was owed it.
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I just saw a picture of the 3 Magi Kings bearing precious gifts for baby Jesus and they were carrying a box each, the size of a shoe box.
So I wonder what did Mary and Joseph do with these precious gifts?
even in those days, the value of that gold would have been more than enough to set themselves up for a life of confort and luxury.
So how come they were so poor?

did they squander it on the Jerusalem stock market?

wow, I was not aware they had the ability to take pictures back then. Please show us the picture of baby Jesus!
 Quoting: Majestic


chuckle
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I just saw a picture of the 3 Magi Kings bearing precious gifts for baby Jesus and they were carrying a box each, the size of a shoe box.
So I wonder what did Mary and Joseph do with these precious gifts?
even in those days, the value of that gold would have been more than enough to set themselves up for a life of confort and luxury.
So how come they were so poor?

did they squander it on the Jerusalem stock market?



a better question is WHO is a MAGI and why would Zoroastrians be the first to recognize Christ, according to the bible?? zing, trillion dollar question.

because the Magis ( from the latin Maugus which means they were magicians) said they wanted to pay homage to THEIR king.

So does it mean that Jesus was teh king of this magician occult sect?

But didn't God say in Deutoronomy NOT to get involved in astronomy, magic and witchcraft because it is evil?
I am soooo confused.....
 Quoting: OLIVIO 1207265


I watched a lubetube presentation earlier form a Ralph someoneoranother and he said that Jesus was King Jesus of Egypt and bloodline to Cleopatra. This made him really connected and wealthy.
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Magi's Gold and "Jesus"?

He used it for the Peshitta Mission after.

As Gold Thread. Straight Way into Heaven (on Earth) = Peshitta. For VITRIOL.

Vulgar use of Gold (GREED) is of Babylon, look around, and lead only into Hell.

So, Gold was for Peshitta Mission in a Spiritual way, not in a vulgar materialistic way.

Gold(en) Thread.

INRI

FIAT LUX


sun = Gold, Sun-day (like today is)


For more see at "The Holy Arrangement" thread (Thread) on GLP.

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spent half on women
half on booze
half on gambling
and squandered the rest
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It is my understanding that when Mary and Joseph fled to Egypt with the Baby Jesus to escape Herod's killing spree, that they lived on the Magi's gifts during that time.
 Quoting: ^Watcher^



I think that is very possible.

God meets all of our needs. He knew the child was in danger and would have to soon flee.
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It is my understanding that when Mary and Joseph fled to Egypt with the Baby Jesus to escape Herod's killing spree, that they lived on the Magi's gifts during that time.
 Quoting: ^Watcher^


The gifts were the principle - A male and a female plant, plus a bonding agent, gold...When they went into Egypt, they went into commerce...They went to the right of the decimal point, the north star...The gifts were now fractionalized, in the promised land, the "promise to pay land"...
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It is my understanding that when Mary and Joseph fled to Egypt with the Baby Jesus to escape Herod's killing spree, that they lived on the Magi's gifts during that time.



I think that is very possible.

God meets all of our needs. He knew the child was in danger and would have to soon flee.
 Quoting: Once4All

I'll add that the gifts may have not been blocks of gold, etc... nor does Scripture state that there were three wise men.

My daughter was married this summer and received gifts of silver, crystal, and china. Silver flatware; crystal goblets; and china place settings.
We become like that to which we are devoted. - Choose wisely.
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I just saw a picture of the 3 Magi Kings bearing precious gifts for baby Jesus and they were carrying a box each, the size of a shoe box.
So I wonder what did Mary and Joseph do with these precious gifts?
even in those days, the value of that gold would have been more than enough to set themselves up for a life of confort and luxury.
So how come they were so poor?

did they squander it on the Jerusalem stock market?
 Quoting: OLIVIO 1207265



They weren't poor. That's disinfo.

I think he saved it, and spent it on Mary Magdalene's new hairdo.
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It is my understanding that when Mary and Joseph fled to Egypt with the Baby Jesus to escape Herod's killing spree, that they lived on the Magi's gifts during that time.
 Quoting: ^Watcher^



The Magi did not meet Jesus until he was a toddler. They avoided the meeting until then to protect him from Herod.
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It is my understanding that when Mary and Joseph fled to Egypt with the Baby Jesus to escape Herod's killing spree, that they lived on the Magi's gifts during that time.



The Magi did not meet Jesus until he was a toddler. They avoided the meeting until then to protect him from Herod.
 Quoting: Texas Uncensored

why would Zoroastrian magicians, worshipers of teh Persian god Mithra, want to go and pay homage to baby Jesus as their king???
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Rediscovered Ancient Text Tells a Different Three Wise Men Tale.

In the ’Revelation of the Magi,’ Christ Appears as a ’Star-Child’

An ancient text called the "Revelation of the Magi," has been rediscovered and tells a very different version of the Three Wise Men’s journey to Bethlehem........

[link to www.redicecreations.com]
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I just saw a picture of the 3 Magi Kings bearing precious gifts for baby Jesus and they were carrying a box each, the size of a shoe box.
So I wonder what did Mary and Joseph do with these precious gifts?
even in those days, the value of that gold would have been more than enough to set themselves up for a life of confort and luxury.
So how come they were so poor?

did they squander it on the Jerusalem stock market?
 Quoting: OLIVIO 1207265

Mary and Joseph had to escape to Egypt right-immediately after the birth of Jesus.

King Herod had all boy 2 years and below killed. Herod heard the Messiah...king of the Jews was born and ordered all boys 2 and younger killed.

Mary and Joseph took Jesus to Egypt for safety and lived in Egypt for a few years....until after

King Herod was dead.

Mary and Joseph used the gold given to them by the Magi to live off of while they were in Egypt.

God actually gave the Gold to Mary and Joseph by way of the Magi to take care of Jesus and his family in Egypt.

God takes care of his own.
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I just saw a picture of the 3 Magi Kings bearing precious gifts for baby Jesus and they were carrying a box each, the size of a shoe box.
So I wonder what did Mary and Joseph do with these precious gifts?
even in those days, the value of that gold would have been more than enough to set themselves up for a life of confort and luxury.
So how come they were so poor?

did they squander it on the Jerusalem stock market?
 Quoting: OLIVIO 1207265




please tell me this isn't a serious thread.........

he took it back to heaven with him and gave it to HIS father.

dork.
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I just saw a picture of the 3 Magi Kings bearing precious gifts for baby Jesus and they were carrying a box each, the size of a shoe box.
So I wonder what did Mary and Joseph do with these precious gifts?
even in those days, the value of that gold would have been more than enough to set themselves up for a life of confort and luxury.
So how come they were so poor?

did they squander it on the Jerusalem stock market?

Mary and Joseph had to escape to Egypt right-immediately after the birth of Jesus.

King Herod had all boy 2 years and below killed. Herod heard the Messiah...king of the Jews was born and ordered all boys 2 and younger killed.

Mary and Joseph took Jesus to Egypt for safety and lived in Egypt for a few years....until after

King Herod was dead.

Mary and Joseph used the gold given to them by the Magi to live off of while they were in Egypt.

God actually gave the Gold to Mary and Joseph by way of the Magi to take care of Jesus and his family in Egypt.

God takes care of his own.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1208054
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I just saw a picture of the 3 Magi Kings bearing precious gifts for baby Jesus and they were carrying a box each, the size of a shoe box.
So I wonder what did Mary and Joseph do with these precious gifts?
even in those days, the value of that gold would have been more than enough to set themselves up for a life of confort and luxury.
So how come they were so poor?

did they squander it on the Jerusalem stock market?
 Quoting: OLIVIO 1207265


Amschel Bayer (Rothschild) teamed up with Ben Bernanke and Hany Panky Paulson from GOLD MAN SACKS and sold Joesph some worthless financial instruments called.....

DERIVATIVES!!!

and AIG insured them

and "We the People" on on the hook

OH and JP Morgan doen't have any physical SILVER!!!
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I just saw a picture of the 3 Magi Kings bearing precious gifts for baby Jesus and they were carrying a box each, the size of a shoe box.
So I wonder what did Mary and Joseph do with these precious gifts?
even in those days, the value of that gold would have been more than enough to set themselves up for a life of confort and luxury.
So how come they were so poor?

did they squander it on the Jerusalem stock market?

Mary and Joseph had to escape to Egypt right-immediately after the birth of Jesus.

King Herod had all boy 2 years and below killed. Herod heard the Messiah...king of the Jews was born and ordered all boys 2 and younger killed.

Mary and Joseph took Jesus to Egypt for safety and lived in Egypt for a few years....until after

King Herod was dead.

Mary and Joseph used the gold given to them by the Magi to live off of while they were in Egypt.

God actually gave the Gold to Mary and Joseph by way of the Magi to take care of Jesus and his family in Egypt.

God takes care of his own.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1208054

why would a King have all the male children in his kingdom killed????
it DID NOT HAPPEN.
impossible.
if this was true, it would have been recorded by the great historian Josephus, and he did NOT mention this genocide.
The gospel of Luke is FALSE...FALSE....FALSE.
liar liar, Luke is a liar
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spent half on women
half on booze
half on gambling
and squandered the rest
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yep adds up to the Trinity. chuckle

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