Three Irishmen

That is wrong its:

Three irish men three irish men were sitting in a ditch one of the other called the other a dirty son of a peter murphy had a cow a cow he had in deed he gave it to his wife to keep her company went out one night went out one night the dirty little runt the wind blew up the avenue and showed a little country girl a country boy sitting on a rock, along came a bumble bee and stung him on the cocktail gingerale five cents a glass if you dont like it shove it up your ask me no questions I will tell you no lies but if you get hit with a bucket of shit be sure to close your eyes

Wrong still,

It's

Three irish man Three Irish men digging in a ditch, one called the other one a dirty son of a peter murphy had a dog a dirty dog was he, he jumped up on a ladies skirt and bit her on the country boy country boy sitting on a rock, a long came a bumble bee and stung him on the cocktail gingerale 5 cents a glass, if you dont like it you can shove it up your ask me no more questions, tell me no more lies, if you ever been hit with a bucket of shit be sure to close your eyes

Hey, I heard in the Boy Scouts as:

Three Irishmen Three Irishmen digging in a ditch, one calls the other one a dirty son of a....Peter Murphy, Peter Murphy had a dog a very fine dog, he gave it to his girlfriend to keep her company, she taught it she taught it she taught it how to jump, jumped up her petticoat and bit her on the....Country boy country boy sitting on a rock, along came a bumble bee and bit him on the....Cocktails, gingerales, 10 cents a glass, if you don´t like me you can shove it up your....aaaaassssk me no questions, I'll tell you no lies, if you get hit with a bucket of it be sure to close your eyes!

is this the stupid drunken irishman thread? i must be in the wrong one.. out of here. can,t resist... whats the difference between an irish wedding and an irish funeral? ONE LESS DRUNK AT THE FUNERAL. HAHAHA

Three Irishmen, Three Irishmen, digging in a ditch, the one said you dirty son of a ...beechnut, peppermint, five cents a stick, and if you dont like it shove it up your... ask me no questions, tell me no lies, and this is the end of my sweet lullaby.

My dad would sing that to me and my sisters when we were little.

It sounds like the OP drank one too many pints of Guinness.

Stop it you Goddamn Hamburgers!!!

SDM

your all wrong its

three irish men three irish men sitting ina ditch one called the other a dirty son of a peter murphy had a dog a dirty dog was he he gave her to a lady to keep her company and all day he sat upun a rock allong came a bumble bee and stunghim on his cocktail gingerrail 5 cents a glass if u dont like it shuv it up ure ask me no questions i'll tell u no lies jhonny got hit with a hunk of shit right beetween they eyes.

The version my long departed Irish mother taught my sister, who at seven told it to a nun, goes like this: Three irishmen, three irishmen, digging in a ditch; one called the other a dirty son of a ..peter murphy had a dog, a dirty dog was he, he gave it to his lady fair, to keep her company; she fed it, she fed it, she fed it on a rock; along cam a bumble bee and stund it on its .... cocktail, ginger ail, five cents a glass; if you don't like it you can cram it up your ... ask me no questions, I'm telling you no lies; if you get hit with a bucket of shit, be sure to close your eyes.

This is a racist joke, seriously guys please ban this tard OP

My Mom said this was the song as told to her by her Brother:

Three irishmen three irishmen were digging in a ditch, one called the other a dirty son of a... biscuit was a dog and a very fine dog was he. Got him from his girlfriend to keep him company... all day, all night sitting on a rock, along came a bumblebee and stung him on his cocktail, gingerale 5 cents a glass, if you don't like it shove it up your... ask me no more questions I will not tell a lie... and that is the story of Peter Murphy and I.

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what if the joke was about three neeegrons It would probably get deleted here.Let the leprechuan have the lucky charms.STOP THIS ANTI_ IRISH RACISM_ MODS!

Maybe I should contact the IRA members in my family to visit the OP. Oh and I'm not joking about my family

This version comes from Cub Scout pack 210, circa 1968. We learned and sang this as we traveled in the back of our pack leaders pickup to and from meetings and softball games. Three Irishmen three Irishmen were digging in a ditch, when one called the other a dirty son of a Peter Piper had a dog and a very fine dog was he, he lent it to his neighbor to keep her company, she fed it she fed it she fed by the clock, when along came a bee and stung it on the cocktail gingerale 5 cents a glass, if you don't like my story shove it up your ask me no questions tell me no more, if you get hit with a bucket of shit be sure to close your eyes.

Hamburgers HA,HA,HA...

There are four kinds of people in the UK - First, there were the Scots who kept the Sabbath - and everything else they could lay their hands on; Then there were the Welsh - who prayed on their knees and their neighbours;
Thirdly there were the Irish who never knew what they wanted - but were willing to fight for it anyway. Lastly there were the English who considered themselves self-made men, - thus relieving the Almighty of a terrible responsibility.

Really nice song for dads, grandmothers and moms to be singing to their little ones.
No wonder the Irish are so ....Irish, and drink themselves to death.

My Great aunt (94years young) learned this version as a kid:

Three dirty Irishmen, sitting in a ditch, one said to another one "You dirty son of a"...Peter Piper had a dog a, a very fine dog was he, he gave her to a lady to keep her company, she fed him she washed him, she took him out to hunt, he ran right up her petticoat then ran right up her... Country boy Country boy sitting on a rock, along came a bumble bee and stung him on his... cocktail ginger-ale 5 cents a glass if u dont like my story you can shove it up your... ask me no questions i'll tell you no lies but if you ever get hit with a bowl full of shit, be sure to close your eyes!

aye.. that'n made me laff it did.. lol..

oi didn't foind the joke dat funny I didn't.. but ahh sure.. chill ooiwt derr.. I'm half an Irioish moi..self.. ahh feck it's not rayy..cist at all.. at all.. even us half an oirish.. laff at at our own jokes so we do.. it's granddd..

what do you call 2 gay Irish guys ?



I know blah blah

Patrick (fitz)fuckin Gerald

and Gerald FIzz "eatme": Patrick


goodbye, blow me.

They got deported to australia and are still in Sydney

I know there is plenty of cocksuckers in Sydney

my brother is gay and was in the Gay Olympics there


more women for me

I love women what a waste

The joke is useless, and it seems the OP is British.

Two Englishmen and an Irish Guy are sitting at breakfast after they had pulled three women the previous night. They start sharing stories of their sexual adventures with each woman.

The first English guy says "Oi, I shagged her 2 times!!!" The other English guy says. "What was the first thing she said in the morning?" His freind Replied "Let's go for 3 shags tonight!" The other two guys slapped high fives with him.

The second English guy says "I shagged my bird 3 times last night and guess what she said when she woke up??" The other two guys all anounced "LET'S TRY FOR 4 SHAGS TONIGHT!!!" and the three guys fell around laughing.

Then one of the English guys says. "Patrick is very quiet about this isn't he?" The other English guy says. "Maybe he only shagged her the once?"

The Irish guy looked up from his cornflaks and says softly "yes that correct we only fucked once"

The two English lads giggle and laugh and they both said in unions "So what did she say first thing in the morning!!!"

The Irish guy looks up and says. "Get off me you fucking animal..."

I've heard this one before, and it's always funny. And I'm of english extraction myself.