I work for the NSA as a computer scientist, ask me a question

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Do you spit or swallow cocksucker?

your mother does both but i gotta tell you its not enjoyable at all shes a ratchet ass hoe

What encryption standard are those fuckers using these days for data storage?

OP, what brand of computer should I buy?

AES

Build your own.

do nerds get laid?

what color is your badge

I was asking OP.

Cocaine

What?

Currently taking the NSA approved curriculum at college for Network Security.. do they hire private contractors for security analysis or strictly in house?

ACIO?

What happened to DES?

Common Operations Control and Integrated Network Engine.

I think Triple DES was phased out with the advent of AES 256 bit, could be wrong though. I thought they'd be using something more exotic.