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My husband wants to make a sex tape!

 
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12/30/2010 02:02 PM
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Re: My husband wants to make a sex tape!
He'll probably use it to rub one out when he misses you. So, would you rather have him do that, or rub one out to some stranger on the internet?
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12/30/2010 02:05 PM
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Re: My husband wants to make a sex tape!
Divorce him immediately. It's over.
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My husband (for 3 years) wants us to make a sex tape for his birthday (hes turning 28). We have no kids yet (we're still talking about it). I told him to dream on. I dont want to get out and then everyone will i'm a slut. He promise he'll get a safe so no one will see it. I do trust him but I think sex tapes are sick and wrong. Hes now starting think I dont trust. I'm willing to have sex with him but without a camera. What should I do?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1210351



You know what to do... tell him No and if he makes one without you knowing there is a camera in the room you are going to super glue his nut sack to his leg...

The you don;t trust me thing is a god damn guilt trip tell him to grow up and stop playing head games...

Tell him you have to much self respect for shit like that and if he wants to have sex with you ever again... he will never bring this shit up again cause if he does you have a god damn coupon for super glue waiting to be used...

than when he is not around leave super glue in a cupboard that he will go into in a few days or so... he will get the message... than when he brings it that you should make a tape again don;t argue don;t even look at him and say... that is not the only super glue in the house thats just his friend...
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Re: My husband wants to make a sex tape!
well do a solo performance as he would only ruin it anyway but when you do the vid get an aphex twin mask. do yer fing. Then sit down with a nice glass of wine and watch it together. ask if hes liking it. Or if your serious make him make one of him as a counterstrike.


go for the look of the chick at 8.07.

Last Edited by Marmite on 12/30/2010 02:09 PM
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Nothing wrong with them. But with the Internet I'd strongly
suggest keeping both of your faces off of it. Don't need it
popping up on facebook while job hunting :-)
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Re: My husband wants to make a sex tape!
My husband (for 3 years) wants us to make a sex tape for his birthday (hes turning 28). We have no kids yet (we're still talking about it). I told him to dream on. I dont want to get out and then everyone will i'm a slut. He promise he'll get a safe so no one will see it. I do trust him but I think sex tapes are sick and wrong. Hes now starting think I dont trust. I'm willing to have sex with him but without a camera. What should I do?



You know what to do... tell him No and if he makes one without you knowing there is a camera in the room you are going to super glue his nut sack to his leg...

The you don;t trust me thing is a god damn guilt trip tell him to grow up and stop playing head games...

Tell him you have to much self respect for shit like that and if he wants to have sex with you ever again... he will never bring this shit up again cause if he does you have a god damn coupon for super glue waiting to be used...

than when he is not around leave super glue in a cupboard that he will go into in a few days or so... he will get the message... than when he brings it that you should make a tape again don;t argue don;t even look at him and say... that is not the only super glue in the house thats just his friend...
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WOW!
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Re: My husband wants to make a sex tape!
My husband (for 3 years) wants us to make a sex tape for his birthday (hes turning 28). We have no kids yet (we're still talking about it). I told him to dream on. I dont want to get out and then everyone will i'm a slut. He promise he'll get a safe so no one will see it. I do trust him but I think sex tapes are sick and wrong. Hes now starting think I dont trust. I'm willing to have sex with him but without a camera. What should I do?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1210351


This is what you should do -You should find some tacky porn site to discuss that pathetic dilemma


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My husband (for 3 years) wants us to make a sex tape for his birthday (hes turning 28). We have no kids yet (we're still talking about it). I told him to dream on. I dont want to get out and then everyone will i'm a slut. He promise he'll get a safe so no one will see it. I do trust him but I think sex tapes are sick and wrong. Hes now starting think I dont trust. I'm willing to have sex with him but without a camera. What should I do?



You know what to do... tell him No and if he makes one without you knowing there is a camera in the room you are going to super glue his nut sack to his leg...

The you don;t trust me thing is a god damn guilt trip tell him to grow up and stop playing head games...

Tell him you have to much self respect for shit like that and if he wants to have sex with you ever again... he will never bring this shit up again cause if he does you have a god damn coupon for super glue waiting to be used...

than when he is not around leave super glue in a cupboard that he will go into in a few days or so... he will get the message... than when he brings it that you should make a tape again don;t argue don;t even look at him and say... that is not the only super glue in the house thats just his friend...
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Holy shit! Carrying much baggage? damn...
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12/30/2010 02:14 PM
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Re: My husband wants to make a sex tape!
Your husband is an asshole who should be ashamed to even suggest such a thing!
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12/30/2010 02:15 PM
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Re: My husband wants to make a sex tape!
Can I come in?
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12/30/2010 02:35 PM
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Re: My husband wants to make a sex tape!
Don't do it...

But tempted to say...

Post the video or it didn't happen...(4GLP)
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Re: My husband wants to make a sex tape!
My husband (for 3 years) wants us to make a sex tape for his birthday (hes turning 28). We have no kids yet (we're still talking about it). I told him to dream on. I dont want to get out and then everyone will i'm a slut. He promise he'll get a safe so no one will see it. I do trust him but I think sex tapes are sick and wrong. Hes now starting think I dont trust. I'm willing to have sex with him but without a camera. What should I do?



You know what to do... tell him No and if he makes one without you knowing there is a camera in the room you are going to super glue his nut sack to his leg...

The you don;t trust me thing is a god damn guilt trip tell him to grow up and stop playing head games...

Tell him you have to much self respect for shit like that and if he wants to have sex with you ever again... he will never bring this shit up again cause if he does you have a god damn coupon for super glue waiting to be used...

than when he is not around leave super glue in a cupboard that he will go into in a few days or so... he will get the message... than when he brings it that you should make a tape again don;t argue don;t even look at him and say... that is not the only super glue in the house thats just his friend...


Holy shit! Carrying much baggage? damn...
 Quoting: SickScent



no but I am all for the loving just not on tapes... or head games... and that is what he is doing...
tapes are made for one thing to show others....

please... lady have some self respect and tell him no and to grow up...
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12/30/2010 09:38 PM
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You can agree to meet in the middle. Agree to make the tape, but it stays in your hands, then destroy it after a period of time. The result? You both get your own way, and are therefore both happy. Simple!
 Quoting: Smoulderin'Gal

This is good advice. Keep the tape and watch it a lot for a while then destroy it. What if the two of you would be in an accident and your relatives came in your house and found it? Or what if he would use it blackmail you in a divorce situation?
You'll have a sigh of relief when it's gone but he'll have something to remember and as you get older it will even better in his memory than it even actually was at the time(trust me- lol)
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Re: My husband wants to make a sex tape!
My husband (for 3 years) wants us to make a sex tape for his birthday (hes turning 28). We have no kids yet (we're still talking about it). I told him to dream on. I dont want to get out and then everyone will i'm a slut. He promise he'll get a safe so no one will see it. I do trust him but I think sex tapes are sick and wrong. Hes now starting think I dont trust. I'm willing to have sex with him but without a camera. What should I do?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1210351


Hook up a camcorder to the tv's video input, no taping, but he can watch while you are making love. same thrill for the man. No black mail tape that will wind up on the Internet if you get separated.

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