THE FUN LETS MAKE SOME DOOM PREDICTIONS FOR 2011 THREAD!

I like DOOM, the word has a certain sort of hollow resonance about it...like soon and gloom. Predict away!

It will be the Year of WATER,WATER,WATER everywhere and then THE FIMBUL WINTER!!!

Which TARD one STARRED?

A pox on your cattle!

Nobody wants to join in, damn you people are killjoys.

2011/??/?? : A great murder will shock the UK.
2011/??/?? : after China invades Taiwan and great California earthquake, Russian subs nuke east and west coast US cities followed by land invasion (Rev. 18)
2011/??/?? : China and Japan invade from west, Russia invades from east including Alaska; Mexico, Cuba, Nicaragua, Venezuala invade from South
2011/??/?? : Comet hits the earth
2011/??/?? : Due to the radioactive showers in Northern Hemisphere - no animals or plants will be left. Muslims will begin chemical war against Europeans who are still alive.
2011/??/?? : great California earthquake where land west of San Andreas fault falls into ocean causing world-wide tsunamis
2011/??/?? : Great Madrid fault earthquake in Midwest with Great Lakes pouring into Midwest possibly flowing to Gulf of Mexico
2011/??/?? : Obama assassinated.
2011/??/?? : Once fully empowered by the Spirit during the Festival of Pentecost, the 144,000 leave Jerusalem and go 2 by 2 as witnesses to all nations/peoples (Rev 14:6). Will parallel Acts 1-2 events and they will fulfill the "great commission" of Matt 24:14. Possibly the last warning before the 7 Trumpet judgments?
2011/??/?? : Solar flares strike earth
2011/??/?? : The research on the treatment of some cancers will be completed, but a new life-threatening virus will appear. People who are infected will die after only approx. 4 hours of coming into contact with the virus.
2011/01/16 : Timewave Novelty Event - 0.0014N*
2011/03/08 : End of evolution and emergence of sustainable advanced garden of eden.
2011/04/?? : "Global Coastal Phenomena" will be gradual, the situation could be disturbing for many people. Unusual movements of the Moon brought on by anomalies in the magnetosphere could cause coastal disruptions.
2011/04/?? : Do to America's isolationism, China's economy collapses, as does most of the world's. China's Communist Party begins plans to invade the U.S., as they believe the newly established CRA regime is weak.
2011/05/?? : Pole shift predicted.
2011/05/?? : The magnetosphere problems could lead to ultraviolet scorching of food crops. Grain crops will fail, mainly in the Northern Hemisphere, leading to food riots in the winter/spring. Specifically, they'll be riots in Rome that will spill over into the Vatican.
2011/05/21 : (Iyar 17; Genesis 7:11-16) God forever shuts salvation's door. NO ONE will become saved from eternal damnation after Friday, May 20, 2011. Start of god’s five month judgement
2011/06/27 : (Sivan 25; Haggai 2:18-23; Matthew 27:50-53; Acts 1:1-12) God the Lord Jesus Christ descends from Heaven to rapture His own elect. [Interestingly, May 24, A.D. 33 (Acts 2's Pentecost Sunday) to June 27, 2011 is exactly 22,500 days.] The 38-day tarrying period of May 21 - June 27 in 2011 is written about in Matthew 24:42-51 and Acts 1:1-14. These days parallel the 371 days that Noah and his family were in the ark during the worldwide Flood in 4,990 B.C. (Genesis 7-8; 370+1 or 37+1=38). The physical destruction of Satan's kingdom will commence on Monday, June 27, 2011 (immediately after the rapture;
2011/07/?? : China attacks Japan. Other nations attempt to help, but the island nation falls to the overwhelming power of the Communist nation. America and the CRA do nothing. Shortly after the fall of Japan, Russia slips back into Communist rule and predictably aligns themselves with China.
2011/07/11 : TOTAL SOLAR ECLIPSE
2011/08/10 Timewave Novelty Event – Reversal.
2011/10/06 : Timewave Novelty Event - 0.0006N*
2011/10/20 : (Tishri 22; 153 days; John 21:11; Revelation 9:1-12). The end of god’s five months of judgement. This earth becomes Hell's inferno. Death and destruction are everywhere.
2011/10/21 : (Tishri 23) God will completely dissolve into non-existence the entire universe "with a great noise" and "with fervent heat" (II Peter 3:10; the Authorized King James Bible). "Nevertheless we, according to his promise, look for new heavens and a new earth, wherein dwells righteousness" (2 Peter 3:13)
2011/10/28 : (We evolve to conscious Co-Creation of existence and experience)
2011/11/?? : Iranian radicals, backed by the Islamic regime, smuggle 3 thermo-nuclear devices into Israel. While Iran technically had the capability to manufacture nuclear weapons after the fall of the UN, they opted to buy weapons they knew would not fail from the Neo-Soviet Republic. The bombs go off in Tel Aviv, Jerusalem, and a major Isreali military base. During the chaos, Iran, Syria, Palestinians, and various Islamic terrorist groups invade Israel. The "Holy Land" falls.
2011/11/11 : End of the world
2011/12/24 : At exactly 11:59pm, China and Russia launch ICBMs at the United States. The CRA responds by launching ICBMs. WWIII begins.
2011/12/31 : Volcanic Eruptions slack off.

Thats the spirit BOB, Some real DOOM!

Hillcrest will become the next GLP moderator. She changed her avatar to a female with a gun.

SHHHHHHHHHHHIIIII-

They should make me a mod, they need more people on at EU times. EU Centric news never gets pinned, i would change that.

Not to mention it would drive the christ-tards wild!

Last Edited by Atheist on 01/01/2011 04:31 PM

atheists are like goths just pretend and feel sorry for themselves, until they grow out of it, just looking for sympathy

when your time comes, whats the chances your gonna be praying something is there?

Grow out of it eh, just like the majority of science phd's did.

FAIL!

fail!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

in public they haven't grown out of it.....

in pvt tho i bet its a different matter

atheism=Sniff....SNIFF....SNIIIIIIIFF

The man in the sky will save me, hail jebus!

Attention whore bumping.

Called the dates wrong, and lots of details but almost accurately predicting the japan tsunami, the texas heatwave and the ongoing uk instability back on the 1st of jan is pretty freaky.