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GLP my girlfriend just told me its over!
This is sad because I love her but its also great news! she was just using me so horray for not being used anymore! I still have a bunch of her stuff, but she says she has nowhere to put it and nobody to come get it because her dad said if she cant make it work with me then thier family refuses to make things work with her (kinda sad but thats how it was before we met so back to normal I guess) Im really happy because now I can get with someone who does more than sit at home all day. I can get someone with a job, and isnt a sheep, and doesnt cheat with homeless people! damn its gonna be a good new year!
The Prodigal Son, God's gift from above, You can call me The One, or call me names to make fun, but when its all said and done- 99 Names but 'A B!tch' Aint One.
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Re: GLP my girlfriend just told me its over!
Sounds like you should have dumped her a long time ago....


Congratulations, I think.
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Re: GLP my girlfriend just told me its over!
Sounds like you should have dumped her a long time ago....


Congratulations, I think.
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yes i should have.. i posted several topics on the subject. just glad its over now.
The Prodigal Son, God's gift from above, You can call me The One, or call me names to make fun, but when its all said and done- 99 Names but 'A B!tch' Aint One.
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Re: GLP my girlfriend just told me its over!
now you are free to smack nicki's monkey! rofl
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In the Kali Yuga the population is manic psychotic and filled with utter mental illness and cess pool darkness & evil with mass confusion and mania. everything is shit.
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Re: GLP my girlfriend just told me its over!
now you are free to smack nicki's monkey! rofl
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1213170

YES!
The Prodigal Son, God's gift from above, You can call me The One, or call me names to make fun, but when its all said and done- 99 Names but 'A B!tch' Aint One.
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Re: GLP my girlfriend just told me its over!
Phew, I thought it was something serious for a moment.

Your thread title sounded like you had been forbidden from GLP.

damned
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Re: GLP my girlfriend just told me its over!
Look out: here comes fee fee
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Re: GLP my girlfriend just told me its over!
now you are free to smack nicki's monkey! rofl

YES!
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Um...nevermind!
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Re: GLP my girlfriend just told me its over!
home all day. I can get someone with a job, and isnt a sheep, and doesnt cheat with homeless people! damn its gonna be a good new year!
 Quoting: Soup Nazi


wow...yes it sounds like you may have a better year. :)
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Re: GLP my girlfriend just told me its over!
What did you get her for Christmas?
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Phew, I thought it was something serious for a moment.

Your thread title sounded like you had been forbidden from GLP.

damned
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No way dude, never. she hated glp but never stopped me!
The Prodigal Son, God's gift from above, You can call me The One, or call me names to make fun, but when its all said and done- 99 Names but 'A B!tch' Aint One.
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Re: GLP my girlfriend just told me its over!
now you are free to smack nicki's monkey! rofl

YES!

Um...nevermind!
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chuckle
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What did you get her for Christmas?
 Quoting: Yee Haw

an amazon kindle with 3g.. plus spent a few hundred on her kids presents... she didnt work!
The Prodigal Son, God's gift from above, You can call me The One, or call me names to make fun, but when its all said and done- 99 Names but 'A B!tch' Aint One.
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Re: GLP my girlfriend just told me its over!
This is sad because I love her but its also great news! she was just using me so horray for not being used anymore! I still have a bunch of her stuff, but she says she has nowhere to put it and nobody to come get it because her dad said if she cant make it work with me then thier family refuses to make things work with her (kinda sad but thats how it was before we met so back to normal I guess) Im really happy because now I can get with someone who does more than sit at home all day. I can get someone with a job, and isnt a sheep, and doesnt cheat with homeless people! damn its gonna be a good new year!
 Quoting: Soup Nazi

cheers
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What did you get her for Christmas?

an amazon kindle with 3g.. plus spent a few hundred on her kids presents... she didnt work!
 Quoting: Soup Nazi



Might be why she waited till "after" the holidays to say buy, oops, I meant bye.
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Re: GLP my girlfriend just told me its over!
Less time playing glptard and more time playing stink finger looser


Gonna have to start dating palmela handerson now
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Re: GLP my girlfriend just told me its over!
Happy New Year!

Send her a doomcard :)

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Countdown to dooooooom ;)
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Re: GLP my girlfriend just told me its over!
Less time playing glptard and more time playing stink finger looser


Gonna have to start dating palmela handerson now
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 946731

probably! I have pretty good luck when it comes to finding women, problem is I usually pick bad ones. Think I'll stay single for the while, while I get all my shiit back together.
The Prodigal Son, God's gift from above, You can call me The One, or call me names to make fun, but when its all said and done- 99 Names but 'A B!tch' Aint One.
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Re: GLP my girlfriend just told me its over!
very happy for you :)
Here is where I look back.
Here is where you fell.
This is where I got up,
Shaking off my tail
This is where your rope trick
Started to look stale.
A greyhound pass for the boy in the well.

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Re: GLP my girlfriend just told me its over!
Get her stuff outta your place. She may have a problem but it's not your problem. Tell her she has three days.

You need it out so you have a clear mind, don't feel constrained, don't keep being reminded. And the next girl would surely not appreciate it if you've still got it, rightly so.

Have fun!
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Re: GLP my girlfriend just told me its over!
So you dating FEE FEE is she hot, waht does she look like?
Is she nice, cook dinner and rub your back.

Damm I need a FEE FEE.
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Re: GLP my girlfriend just told me its over!
very happy for you :)
 Quoting: Only Me

thank you!
The Prodigal Son, God's gift from above, You can call me The One, or call me names to make fun, but when its all said and done- 99 Names but 'A B!tch' Aint One.