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My Husband's Fricken Disgusting! (rant) | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1082688  United States01/12/2011 03:27 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | What is it about men? Not only is it hilarious to them to share their gassy asses with their females counterparts, but they have to come up with some new and exciting way of sharing it....like just now..... Quoting: FinalCountdownHubby makes a big show of coming over and giving me a big smootch followed by a huge shit-ass grin on his face as he's taking off his jeans to relax with a beer. Next thing is a serious of the most disgusting farts I've smelt from him lately---and all the while there's that damned grin as he casually walks away after committing gasmageddon.... Why the hell are guys so proud of these things? Someone please explain it to me...lolol I am a married man of 10 years. I think it is disgusting. I would never act in such a disgusting manner around my wife. In fact I don't even like the "f" word(not fuck- it's cool around the right company). I still think of it as a foul cuss word and can't believe even medical professionals use the slang. I think so many marriages fall apart because of this type of disrespectful gross ass shit!!!! These fat fuckers shit in front of their wives,flatulence,grow big guts,take them for servants,act as though the wife is supposed to stay in shape while their fat beer guzzling football watching fat ass are body builders of bacon. My mother and father NEVER acted in such a disgusting manner. Thank god they raised us children to have some etiquette and not be American fat ass football gross pig ass slobs like that digusting pile of shit you married. One of my sisters is married to a pig like that. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1082688 United States01/12/2011 03:38 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | KEEP YOUR DEPRESSING MARRIAGE TO YOURSELF! Quoting: FinalCountdownstfu dork....lol and it's not depressing just disgusting....he just took me out for dinner so I'm not complaining about my marriage...just his ass.... Might I suggest you eat a big bowl of brussel sprouts, some cabbage, a plate of beans and some hard boiled eggs and then...............LET ER RIP .............AND DON'T FORGET TO SMILE...........and also wait till you're in bed and he can't run.......make sure you lay on the covers and pin him in I'm thinking this may be just revenge...lol Yeah become a pig yourself! Or are you already a pig? Seems like you actually think his zoo animal shit is funny. Took you out to dinner? Where Mcdonalds? Look lady, if you're not a fucking digusting pig, don't become one! What he does shows disrespect. I'm a man would/have/will bust a motherfucker in his mouth for that shit- "Don't you goddamn come around me and shit." I stomped the dogshit out of a guy for coming into my cell and doing that. If it can't be helped is one thing. But purposeful vile action deserve punishment. You teach people how you want them to be for respect. You NEVER submit! |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1082688 United States01/12/2011 04:16 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Its called total lack of any class at all. Quoting: FinalCountdownConcur. He should leave the room. Totally immature. Would he do this around a woman he just met that he was trying to pursue? Absolutely not. Oh cmon......we've been together a long time......he just likes bugging me...... too much seriousness in this world....i'll get him back don't worry....besides....when you've been together 15 yrs like us, plus we grew up together...gotta keep things interesting....not that I consider gassy asses interesting...but it does get my attention which leads to fun things (not sex due to farts...lol).... we pick on each other alot....now for the revenge... Oh okay just saw this one. Yeah you ARE a classless pig! Wtf was the point of the thread? You aren't digusted and you think it's funny AND "this will lead to fun things." Do you pigs have children? If so do you two farm animals practice your total lack of manners around them? Do you pigs sit at the dinner table exibiting these putrid mannerisms? You're just a couple of white trash hogs that hooked up. Wtf are you bitching about? You got the pigfucker of your dreams! I bet you're both obese as farmed hogs too? Bowel movements with the door open? Dinner plates in the bathroom. God I hate white trash people. It's something money won't even fix!!!! Hog on white trash hog. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1082688 United States01/12/2011 11:18 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Its called total lack of any class at all. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1082688Concur. He should leave the room. Totally immature. Would he do this around a woman he just met that he was trying to pursue? Absolutely not. Oh cmon......we've been together a long time......he just likes bugging me...... too much seriousness in this world....i'll get him back don't worry....besides....when you've been together 15 yrs like us, plus we grew up together...gotta keep things interesting....not that I consider gassy asses interesting...but it does get my attention which leads to fun things (not sex due to farts...lol).... we pick on each other alot....now for the revenge... Oh okay just saw this one. Yeah you ARE a classless pig! Wtf was the point of the thread? You aren't digusted and you think it's funny AND "this will lead to fun things." Do you pigs have children? If so do you two farm animals practice your total lack of manners around them? Do you pigs sit at the dinner table exibiting these putrid mannerisms? You're just a couple of white trash hogs that hooked up. Wtf are you bitching about? You got the pigfucker of your dreams! I bet you're both obese as farmed hogs too? Bowel movements with the door open? Dinner plates in the bathroom. God I hate white trash people. It's something money won't even fix!!!! Hog on white trash hog. So how did you pay him back? Have him eat your nasty ass and then shit all over his face? |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 430434 United States01/12/2011 05:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Kick him out of the house. He's revealing in his immaturity and is getting away with it. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1205572YOU really need to relax. Sheesh, so serious! I fart on my woman all the time, and occasionally she''l do the same to me. It's gross, yes, but ultimately very funny and charmning as well - there's nothing cuter than having your woman sit on your lap and rip a slow cooker. |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 995585 United States01/12/2011 06:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Its called total lack of any class at all. Quoting: FinalCountdownConcur. He should leave the room. Totally immature. Would he do this around a woman he just met that he was trying to pursue? Absolutely not. Oh cmon......we've been together a long time......he just likes bugging me...... too much seriousness in this world....i'll get him back don't worry....besides....when you've been together 15 yrs like us, plus we grew up together...gotta keep things interesting....not that I consider gassy asses interesting...but it does get my attention which leads to fun things (not sex due to farts...lol).... we pick on each other alot....now for the revenge... Yeah, I took your post as jest, just having fun. I always give my hubby a hard time about farting and burping -- but it's just fun. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 995585 United States01/12/2011 06:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Haha. Quoting: Accidental Stoner 1191993My ex - mother of my children - is the only female I ever met who mastered the fine art of jumping and farting simultaneously. In mid air! And she was/is? immensely proud of that ability. She is also one of the most beautiful women I ever met. There. Is that why you dumped her? We girls need to know. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1209888  Sweden01/12/2011 06:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'm sure there are lots of other men that you would find less repulsive... provided of course they are able to cope with all those issues you seem to have. Like complaining and whining about your partner on public Internet forums, stuff like that. |
Carol B.  User ID: 1157485 United States01/12/2011 06:06 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | What is it about men? Not only is it hilarious to them to share their gassy asses with their females counterparts, but they have to come up with some new and exciting way of sharing it....like just now..... Quoting: FinalCountdownHubby makes a big show of coming over and giving me a big smootch followed by a huge shit-ass grin on his face as he's taking off his jeans to relax with a beer. Next thing is a serious of the most disgusting farts I've smelt from him lately---and all the while there's that damned grin as he casually walks away after committing gasmageddon.... Why the hell are guys so proud of these things? Someone please explain it to me...lolol What is MY husband doing at your house?! Prayer.....the world's first wireless connection. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 995585 United States01/12/2011 06:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | What is it about men? Not only is it hilarious to them to share their gassy asses with their females counterparts, but they have to come up with some new and exciting way of sharing it....like just now..... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1082688Hubby makes a big show of coming over and giving me a big smootch followed by a huge shit-ass grin on his face as he's taking off his jeans to relax with a beer. Next thing is a serious of the most disgusting farts I've smelt from him lately---and all the while there's that damned grin as he casually walks away after committing gasmageddon.... Why the hell are guys so proud of these things? Someone please explain it to me...lolol I am a married man of 10 years. I think it is disgusting. I would never act in such a disgusting manner around my wife. In fact I don't even like the "f" word(not fuck- it's cool around the right company). I still think of it as a foul cuss word and can't believe even medical professionals use the slang. I think so many marriages fall apart because of this type of disrespectful gross ass shit!!!! These fat fuckers shit in front of their wives,flatulence,grow big guts,take them for servants,act as though the wife is supposed to stay in shape while their fat beer guzzling football watching fat ass are body builders of bacon. My mother and father NEVER acted in such a disgusting manner. Thank god they raised us children to have some etiquette and not be American fat ass football gross pig ass slobs like that digusting pile of shit you married. One of my sisters is married to a pig like that. Thanks god for pool boys and gardeners. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1239123 United States01/22/2011 02:56 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1185428 United States01/22/2011 04:15 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | What is it about men? Not only is it hilarious to them to share their gassy asses with their females counterparts, but they have to come up with some new and exciting way of sharing it....like just now..... Quoting: FinalCountdownHubby makes a big show of coming over and giving me a big smootch followed by a huge shit-ass grin on his face as he's taking off his jeans to relax with a beer. Next thing is a serious of the most disgusting farts I've smelt from him lately---and all the while there's that damned grin as he casually walks away after committing gasmageddon.... Why the hell are guys so proud of these things? Someone please explain it to me...lolol Based on your post, you're BOTH trailer park trash. Even if you live in a gated community. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1185428 United States01/22/2011 04:18 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | What is it about men? Not only is it hilarious to them to share their gassy asses with their females counterparts, but they have to come up with some new and exciting way of sharing it....like just now..... Quoting: FinalCountdownHubby makes a big show of coming over and giving me a big smootch followed by a huge shit-ass grin on his face as he's taking off his jeans to relax with a beer. Next thing is a serious of the most disgusting farts I've smelt from him lately---and all the while there's that damned grin as he casually walks away after committing gasmageddon.... Why the hell are guys so proud of these things? Someone please explain it to me...lolol This is more disturbing than the fart. He sits around in his Jockeys? Buy him some lounge pants/sweats as you never know when you might have somebody drop by. tried that....he wears em sometimes....there's just something bout having a beer in your underwear though....he has a shirt on though You better let him know that the hops in that beer is full of estrogen. But hey, who knows... Maybe when he becomes softer and more feminized, he won't be passing as much ass gas. |
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| Art Smass User ID: 1242418 United States01/25/2011 02:38 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | What is it about men? Not only is it hilarious to them to share their gassy asses with their females counterparts, but they have to come up with some new and exciting way of sharing it....like just now..... Quoting: Art Smass 1213966Hubby makes a big show of coming over and giving me a big smootch followed by a huge shit-ass grin on his face as he's taking off his jeans to relax with a beer. Next thing is a serious of the most disgusting farts I've smelt from him lately---and all the while there's that damned grin as he casually walks away after committing gasmageddon.... Why the hell are guys so proud of these things? Someone please explain it to me...lolol Oh, it gets much worse dear. Consider yourself fortunate. Some of the guys I know have put the Art back into Farting by creating a scale for just how bad the fucker was. Recently, one of the guys I work with released some of the most nauseous gases I have ever smelled...in...my...entire...life. It wasn't the worst I have smelled, but it was definitely in the top Two. It was kind of a burnt-toast-budweisery-sauer-kraut-jalapeno-danish-and-stale-refried-beans-kind of a thing. He cleared out Two entire departments (Operations and Engineering) and a portion of the software group. The software group apparently has some immunity to this effect or maybe just olfactory fatigue. Programmers are an interesting sort. On a scale of 1-10, we rated the fart as follows: 10 for the SBD factor - Silent But Deadly 10 for the watery eyes 10 for hang time - how long it lingered and 10 for after-taste And...he never even winced. So... 10 for IF - Innocence Factor  I wish I was joking, OP! |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 206278 United States02/08/2011 05:58 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | What is it about men? Not only is it hilarious to them to share their gassy asses with their females counterparts, but they have to come up with some new and exciting way of sharing it....like just now..... Quoting: FinalCountdownHubby makes a big show of coming over and giving me a big smootch followed by a huge shit-ass grin on his face as he's taking off his jeans to relax with a beer. Next thing is a serious of the most disgusting farts I've smelt from him lately---and all the while there's that damned grin as he casually walks away after committing gasmageddon.... Why the hell are guys so proud of these things? Someone please explain it to me...lolol Oh, it gets much worse dear. Consider yourself fortunate. Some of the guys I know have put the Art back into Farting by creating a scale for just how bad the fucker was. Recently, one of the guys I work with released some of the most nauseous gases I have ever smelled...in...my...entire...life. It wasn't the worst I have smelled, but it was definitely in the top Two. It was kind of a burnt-toast-budweisery-sauer-kraut-jalapeno-danish-and-stale-refried-beans-kind of a thing. He cleared out Two entire departments (Operations and Engineering) and a portion of the software group. The software group apparently has some immunity to this effect or maybe just olfactory fatigue. Programmers are an interesting sort. On a scale of 1-10, we rated the fart as follows: 10 for the SBD factor - Silent But Deadly 10 for the watery eyes 10 for hang time - how long it lingered and 10 for after-taste And...he never even winced. So... 10 for IF - Innocence Factor  |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1259040 United States02/08/2011 06:10 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | What is it about men? Not only is it hilarious to them to share their gassy asses with their females counterparts, but they have to come up with some new and exciting way of sharing it....like just now..... Quoting: FinalCountdownHubby makes a big show of coming over and giving me a big smootch followed by a huge shit-ass grin on his face as he's taking off his jeans to relax with a beer. Next thing is a serious of the most disgusting farts I've smelt from him lately---and all the while there's that damned grin as he casually walks away after committing gasmageddon.... Why the hell are guys so proud of these things? Someone please explain it to me...lolol I am a married man of 10 years. I think it is disgusting. I would never act in such a disgusting manner around my wife. In fact I don't even like the "f" word(not fuck- it's cool around the right company). I still think of it as a foul cuss word and can't believe even medical professionals use the slang. I think so many marriages fall apart because of this type of disrespectful gross ass shit!!!! These fat fuckers shit in front of their wives,flatulence,grow big guts,take them for servants,act as though the wife is supposed to stay in shape while their fat beer guzzling football watching fat ass are body builders of bacon. My mother and father NEVER acted in such a disgusting manner. Thank god they raised us children to have some etiquette and not be American fat ass football gross pig ass slobs like that digusting pile of shit you married. One of my sisters is married to a pig like that. closet homo.....man up.shit |
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| Frankenstein User ID: 952673 United States02/11/2011 02:08 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | What is it about men? Not only is it hilarious to them to share their gassy asses with their females counterparts, but they have to come up with some new and exciting way of sharing it....like just now..... Quoting: FinalCountdownHubby makes a big show of coming over and giving me a big smootch followed by a huge shit-ass grin on his face as he's taking off his jeans to relax with a beer. Next thing is a serious of the most disgusting farts I've smelt from him lately---and all the while there's that damned grin as he casually walks away after committing gasmageddon.... Why the hell are guys so proud of these things? Someone please explain it to me...lolol Congratulations... you married a pretty classy guy |
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Agreed.