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I WAS IN THE ILLUMINATI...NOW I AM TELLING ALL (OBAMA, SPACE FLIGHTS, DENVER, ALIENS)

 
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I, for one, would prefer it if you skipped over the historical stuff.

Most of us know Oswald didn't do it, Monroe was "suicided," Sirhan Sirhan was MK-Ultra, etc.

Maybe get in to that later.

Get to the pertinent, if you could please.
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On my way, that was just to show that I have history with the organization.
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Yawn. For a supposedly Harvard educated person you are a boring writer.

A cursory Google search shows that you are not even very imaginative...

Shame, I was looking forward to the first good thread of 2011.

Perhaps you should have researched a bit more before starting the thread.

I hate to do this to you, but...






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And what makes Obama so much worse.....? I have my own reasons why he is a bad president......what do you have on him....?

Omegaman


obama is not driving the bus...


WOW MINDFUCK!!! No kidding. Jesus. This is just like a dream I had. Well, let me preface by saying that I dreamed Obama would be President Probably before he officially announced his candidacy.

Then after he was Pres, I had a dream of a bus, and he was in the drivers' seat, but somebody in the midddle right hand side of the aisle was driving the bus.

And I'm convinced that there is some sort of power behind it, but I don't know if my dreams are coming from God or... some really sophisticated human invention....

Anyway, what was I going to say?

Oh, the first CHAPTER of your STORY? I don't want to read any STORIES, STORIS are fary tails you tell little children to get them to fall asleep.



AC, did you post this dream?

Think I read something similar to it.


I also had a dream about Obama and driving, and I was just trying to think if I posted it - it would have been early this year.

My dream was "I was with Michelle and Obama in a mountain lodge type house, then Obama had to leave and another Obama came in and took his place. Even Michelle didn't know which Obama was the real one. Then Michelle and I drove ourselves back to the city. The first Obama drove himself in a different car and the second one was driven in a convoy of cars."

Weird huh? I woke up thinking, "why the hell as I even dreaming about Obama???"
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Yawn. For a supposedly Harvard educated person you are a boring writer.

A cursory Google search shows that you are not even very imaginative...

Shame, I was looking forward to the first good thread of 2011.

Perhaps you should have researched a bit more before starting the thread.

I hate to do this to you, but...






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then go and stop bothering Walt, we want to read it
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aliens ice age and oilspill!
WELCOME TO AMERICA SIMPLE-MAN! THANK-YOU COME AGAIN!
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Part two is coming soon detailing the events of 1968, Martin Luther King's assassination, Bobby Kennedy's assassination, and the election of Richard Nixon.
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Wow. I can hardly wait. I'm sure it will be revolutionary.
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Part two is coming soon detailing the events of 1968, Martin Luther King's assassination, Bobby Kennedy's assassination, and the election of Richard Nixon.
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hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmGHEY!!! Forrest Gump, is that you?
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I feel I am getting groomed for molestation.
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Were the asassins manchurians, Walt?
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Give us your real name. I know someone who was at Harvard in 64. I can ask him if he knew you. That would help give you credibility.

The Illuminati know who you are, so what's the point of hiding behind a pseudonym?
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Enough with the history, I was just telling that to show you that I was in the Illuminate for a great deal of time. I was involved with some horrible things, but now I want to uncover the current activities of the Illuminati. The activities that caused my departure.
Obama is the grand puppet of them all. Barry Sotero, yes that is his real name, was born in an Illuminati bunker far beneath the ground in Finland. He was groomed to become POTUS. He was indoctrinated from the beginning with the teachings of the Illuminati, with the plans for the New World Order, and with the plans that he was supposed to execute. Barry did not emerge from this bunker until the time that he was twenty three. All photographs and accounts of him before this time are fabricated by the Illuminati. However, the Illuminati forgot one major thing. A birth certificate. It was decided after the mistake that it would seem too fishy to display one now magically, so do not ever expect anyone to reveal it, because it was never made. Barry, who entered into the “world” as Barack Obama, is the most evil man on this planet. It is not by his own design, but because he is being fed his instructions. If you thought the healthcare bill was a big deal, you have no idea what Obama will unveil in the coming year. A plan is in place, and has already began to be executed that will create a personal “army” for Obama. The oil that gushed from the pipes in the Gulf was infested with microbodies that plant themselves in the brains of the infected, and can be activated remotely to control the infected. Mostly, these microbodies planted themselves in the minds of children. Remember Obama’s address to students that was so controversial? That event was used to transmit radio waves that allowed for the planting of these microbodies in the children’s minds.

Supposedly, and this is the part that I do not know for a fact, this army will never be activated for physical warfare, but they will be used to secure re-election of Obama for many, many years to come. The amendment in the Constitution that restricts the president to serving two terms will be struck out of the Constitution, and Obama will embark on a six term reign during which we will see the destruction of the Middle East.
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Weird huh? I woke up thinking, "why the hell as I even dreaming about Obama???"

Thread: Obama on the bus

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check it...
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I have a great idea, don't tell us anything, we are better off not knowing. All you have to do is sit back and watch everyone get their ass handed to them. You want to ensure you are getting enough attention on this post...that is how I know you are a fake...go on the news and tell your story, oh, I forgot, to dangerous, safer to do it here where they can track your IP. I feel bad for the tards that believe you. Who cares anyways? Really, so everything is bad in the world, it hasn't ended yet. Take your place slave, and get use to the horrors of the world.
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Enough with the history, I was just telling that to show you that I was in the Illuminate for a great deal of time. I was involved with some horrible things, but now I want to uncover the current activities of the Illuminati. The activities that caused my departure.
Obama is the grand puppet of them all. Barry Sotero, yes that is his real name, was born in an Illuminati bunker far beneath the ground in Finland. He was groomed to become POTUS. He was indoctrinated from the beginning with the teachings of the Illuminati, with the plans for the New World Order, and with the plans that he was supposed to execute. Barry did not emerge from this bunker until the time that he was twenty three. All photographs and accounts of him before this time are fabricated by the Illuminati. However, the Illuminati forgot one major thing. A birth certificate. It was decided after the mistake that it would seem too fishy to display one now magically, so do not ever expect anyone to reveal it, because it was never made. Barry, who entered into the “world” as Barack Obama, is the most evil man on this planet. It is not by his own design, but because he is being fed his instructions. If you thought the healthcare bill was a big deal, you have no idea what Obama will unveil in the coming year. A plan is in place, and has already began to be executed that will create a personal “army” for Obama. The oil that gushed from the pipes in the Gulf was infested with microbodies that plant themselves in the brains of the infected, and can be activated remotely to control the infected. Mostly, these microbodies planted themselves in the minds of children. Remember Obama’s address to students that was so controversial? That event was used to transmit radio waves that allowed for the planting of these microbodies in the children’s minds.

Supposedly, and this is the part that I do not know for a fact, this army will never be activated for physical warfare, but they will be used to secure re-election of Obama for many, many years to come. The amendment in the Constitution that restricts the president to serving two terms will be struck out of the Constitution, and Obama will embark on a six term reign during which we will see the destruction of the Middle East.
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As far out as this sounds, its pretty beleivable.

I know the technology we have in the public is 20 plus years behind whats really there.
"Majority of Amerika is too awash in its own mediocrity to commit to fighting for freedom" Mojo
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Were you a 33rd degree Mason? Was Billy Graham at your "departure ritual"?

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Give us your real name. I know someone who was at Harvard in 64. I can ask him if he knew you. That would help give you credibility.

The Illuminati know who you are, so what's the point of hiding behind a pseudonym?
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Ask him if he knows of anyone with the last name of Hauck?
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I, for one, would prefer it if you skipped over the historical stuff.

Most of us know Oswald didn't do it, Monroe was "suicided," Sirhan Sirhan was MK-Ultra, etc.

Maybe get in to that later.

Get to the pertinent, if you could please.


On my way, that was just to show that I have history with the organization.
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If I had to guess, I would say you are no more than 30 years old OP...get a life!
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The Children in this, can they be helped?
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I have a great idea, don't tell us anything, we are better off not knowing. All you have to do is sit back and watch everyone get their ass handed to them. You want to ensure you are getting enough attention on this post...that is how I know you are a fake...go on the news and tell your story, oh, I forgot, to dangerous, safer to do it here where they can track your IP. I feel bad for the tards that believe you. Who cares anyways? Really, so everything is bad in the world, it hasn't ended yet. Take your place slave, and get use to the horrors of the world.
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Like I said before, channel 3, channel 4....

Raise a flag and go, unless you lack the mental ability to make decisions on your own.

Then ask mommy or big sis to raise the booster set, and put cartoons on.

Some of us are interested in what he has to say, if you arent....DONT READ IT.

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oh come on

this is not even a good role playing fiction

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Give us your real name. I know someone who was at Harvard in 64. I can ask him if he knew you. That would help give you credibility.

The Illuminati know who you are, so what's the point of hiding behind a pseudonym?



Ask him if he knows of anyone with the last name of Hauck?
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I'll be speaking to him tomorrow. I will ask.
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WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN????!!!!


(ha ha ha)
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The Children in this, can they be helped?
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Unfortunately, no.
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how do you know if you were infected? i guess if i dont vote for him im ok right?

lol.

some of us are getting help from the other side. there are more than one "brotherhood"s

the other side is well, lets just say, faithful.
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As I attended college at Harvard in 1964...

...and he told me about how a “terrorist” attack on two buildings would change the world forever.
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Epic fail.

They didn't even break ground on the WTC until 1966.
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Enough with the history, I was just telling that to show you that I was in the Illuminate for a great deal of time. I was involved with some horrible things, but now I want to uncover the current activities of the Illuminati. The activities that caused my departure.
Obama is the grand puppet of them all. Barry Sotero, yes that is his real name, was born in an Illuminati bunker far beneath the ground in Finland. He was groomed to become POTUS. He was indoctrinated from the beginning with the teachings of the Illuminati, with the plans for the New World Order, and with the plans that he was supposed to execute. Barry did not emerge from this bunker until the time that he was twenty three. All photographs and accounts of him before this time are fabricated by the Illuminati. However, the Illuminati forgot one major thing. A birth certificate. It was decided after the mistake that it would seem too fishy to display one now magically, so do not ever expect anyone to reveal it, because it was never made. Barry, who entered into the “world” as Barack Obama, is the most evil man on this planet. It is not by his own design, but because he is being fed his instructions. If you thought the healthcare bill was a big deal, you have no idea what Obama will unveil in the coming year. A plan is in place, and has already began to be executed that will create a personal “army” for Obama. The oil that gushed from the pipes in the Gulf was infested with microbodies that plant themselves in the brains of the infected, and can be activated remotely to control the infected. Mostly, these microbodies planted themselves in the minds of children. Remember Obama’s address to students that was so controversial? That event was used to transmit radio waves that allowed for the planting of these microbodies in the children’s minds.

Supposedly, and this is the part that I do not know for a fact, this army will never be activated for physical warfare, but they will be used to secure re-election of Obama for many, many years to come. The amendment in the Constitution that restricts the president to serving two terms will be struck out of the Constitution, and Obama will embark on a six term reign during which we will see the destruction of the Middle East.
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Okey dokey, then. Thanks for the chuckles. I'm out. Peace!
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As far out as this sounds, its pretty beleivable.

I know the technology we have in the public is 20 plus years behind whats really there.
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20?! Try 100 plus!
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someone who is someone here should pin this and let this guy write. It may be bs like uncle mike, but it is very interesting.
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