PLEASE READ! DEPOPULATION PLAN BY BOARDING "ALIEN" CRAFT OR OTHERWISE

I think that 'Michael' turning into 'Mike' says it all! LOL! Where's Bazza? :-D

Could you verify this as well? Tell me how I can verify if this is from the right source:

HELLO MY DEAR CHILDREN, OR AS SOME SAY CHOW HI,

I AM MICHAEL THE CHRIST OF NEBADON, BUT YOU MAY CALL ME SUPREME COMMANDER MIKE IF YOU WISH.

FOR IT IS YOUR WISH THAT BRINGS ME HERE TODAY TO GIVE YOU THE IMMENSELY GOOD NEWS OF YOUR UTTER DESTRUCTION DUE TO YOUR OWN FOOLHARDY NATURES.

I HAVE BROUGHT WITH ME AN IMMENSE FLEET, FULL OF VARIOUS ACCOUNTANTS AND FINANCIAL ADVISORS.

THESE ACCOUNTANTS AND FINANCIAL ADVISORS WILL HELP YOU REALIZE A NEW ECONOMY DETERMINED BY YOUR WILL AND IMAGINATION, THE STRONGEST OF ALL CURRENCIES WITH THE BEST EXCHANGE RATE AVAILABLE INTERGALACTICALLY AND BEYOND!

I HAVE HEARD THAT SOME OF YOU HAVE BEEN WONDERING ABOUT ME AND I AM GREATLY OFFENDED BY THIS.

IF YOU DO NOT CEASE AND DESIST WONDERING ABOUT ME, YOU WILL BE CEASED AND DESISTED. I HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS IS NOT A JOKE, OR AS SOME OF YOU MIGHT SAY "TRUTH".

THIS IS WHAT IT IS AND WHAT IT IS IS I AM AND I AM WHAT I AM THAT I AM AND I CAN. THANK YOU.

MOVING ON TO MORE IMPORTANT MATTERS THAN THE DESTRUCTION OF YOUR CIVILIZATION AND BODIES, I'D LIKE TO ANNOUNCE THE CANCELLATION OF THE TV SHOW V FROM SATAN'S OWN TELEVISION NETWORK "ABC".

IN GOOD TIME, ALL NETWORKS WILL BE UNDER MY COMPLETE CONTROL, THEIR DIGITAL SIGNALS WILL BE OVERIDDEN AND YOU WILL ONLY SEE THE FACE OF THE SUPREME COMMANDER AND HIS ELECT ON YOUR TELEVISION SCREENS DAY AND NIGHT.

I MAY EVEN, IF I SO WISH TO WILL TO DO IT, KEEP YOUR TELEVISIONS ON AT ALL TIMES, FOR I WILL DO WHAT I DO AND YOU WILL DO WHAT YOU DO BUT WHAT I DO IS BETTER THAN WHAT YOU DO BECAUSE I DO IT! SIMPLE AS THAT LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

PLEASE KEEP IN MIND, TO THOSE OF YOU LOYAL WONDERWORKERS OF LIGHT WHO HAVE KEPT STEADFAST IN MY SERVICE, YOU WILL BE REWARDED BY THE LOSS OF YOUR "POO" FILLED, OVERPOPULATING BODIES.

I WILL CRUSH THEM TO DUST TO MAKE SPACE FOR THE DUST OF EARTH.

CLEARLY, AS YOU KNOW, I AM YOUR FATHER.

TRUST IN ME AND YOU WILL BE SAVED FROM YOUR OWN BODIES AND LIFE ON EARTH.

THANK YOU, I'LL BE GETTING BACK TO YOU AFTER ANOTHER MEETING, MY SCHEDULE IS HECTIC, AND IM DOING THIS BECAUSE I LOVE YOU ALL MY DEAR ONES AND MULTITUDE OF SPACE FILLING CHILDREN THAT OVERCROWD THE EARTH AND TRULY NAUSEATE ME.

I'LL SEE YOU IN SOME MONTHS, WAIT UP!

I did some research in my ORIGINAL PJ'S from when I was fourteen and verify that this is confirmed realdeal illumination.

Here is another one, but I need you to check it to make sure its legit:

ZAP ZOOM AND ZIDDLE

THE HOLY TRIAD OF THE INFINITE CONDRIDDLE.

WHAT WAS ONCE, NOW IS, AND WHAT WILL BE AIN'T.

I AM JUNIOR CADET TRALIAN KENT OF THE KENT BRIGADE. IT WAS BY MY FREE WILL AS AN ELECT OF SUPREME COMMANDER MIKE THAT I CHOSE TO CREATE THIS BRIGADE NAMED AFTER ME AND WITH MY BEING THE ONLY MEMBER IN THE SERVICE OF MIKE OF NEBADON THE SUPREME COMMANDER!

DOUBT IT NOT THAT I WILL AQUIRE MORE MEMBERS SOON ENOUGH AND THIS IS NOT A PLOY TO RECRUIT YOU BUT PLEASE JOIN ME NOW!

I UNDERSTAND THAT I'M A JUNIOR CADET, BUT A JUNIOR CADET IS STILL MUCH HIGHER THAN A SELF DESTROYING HUMAN OF THE BLACK NATURE. THE BLACK NATURE IS WHAT WE CALL THOSE OF YOU LIVING IN FILTH AND HIP HOP CULTURE. YES, I KNOW THAT'S YOU, BUT FEAR NOT, THE JUNIOR CADETS UNDER MY SERVICE, WHICH WILL BE YOU IF YOU JOIN NOW, ARE THE WHITEST OF THE WHITE IN NATURE.

THE UNIVERSAL LAW IN MY JUNIOR CADET MANUAL WRITTEN BY ME TENDS TO STATE REPEATEDLY THAT WHITE IS BETTER THAN BLACK AND LIGHT IS BETTER THAN DARKNESS, SO BE IT, AMEN, HALLEJELULLIN AS WE SAY WHERE I COME FROM WHICH IS HERE NOW.

WE THE JUNIOR CADET'S OF THE KENT BRIGADE POPULATION OF ONE SOON TO BE ONE BILLION ARE THE THE EARTH AND SKY BOUND SOLDIERS OF THIS GREAT SERVICE TO MANKIND BOTH BLACK AND WHITE.

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE BLACK, OR EVEN IF YOU ARE DARK BUT NOT PURE BLACK, THERE IS FORGIVENESS FOR YOU IN THE FORCE OF ABDUCTION REPLACEMENT BY CLONED IMPERSONATERS OF YOUR BLACK PERSONALITIES, WHO AREN'T BLACK REALLY AT ALL.

WE HAVE BEEN WORKING FOR GENERATIONS IN PRODUCING TRAINING MANUALS THAT WILL ASSIST IN THIS GREAT PERCEPTION.

YOU WILL NOTICE SOME CHANGES HAVE ALREADY TAKEN PLACE AMONG YOU, AND YOU MAY NOTICE THICK CAKED MAKE UP ON SOME MEMBERS OF YOUR "KONGRESH" AS YOU CALL IT.

AH! I SEE I HAVE JUST GOTTEN A NEW MEMBER TO JOIN THE KENT BRIGADE! OH ANOTHER! VERY WELL, THIS ARMY GROWS BY THE MOMENTS, AND IN A BILLION MOMENTS WE WILL BE LEGION.

PLEASE SURRENDER YOUR SERVICE TO US AND BEGIN WORKING AS THE SOON TO BE BODILESS WONDERWORKERS YOU WERE BODILY BORN TO BE! THAT IS ALOT OF B'S, I, EVEN I NOTICED THAT!

FEAR NOT BEING UNDER MY COMMAND, THOUGH I AM BY GALACTIC STANDARDS YOUNG, I AM FAR OLDER THAN YOUR FILTHY BABIES COULD EVER HOPE TO GROW WITHOUT MY HELP.

OH! I AM RECEIVING A QUESTION FROM MY LOYAL ONES! WHAT IS REQUIRED FOR SERVICE YOU SAY?

FIRST YOU MUST RAISE YOUR HAND TO THE AIR, ONE MOMENT I THOUGHT I WOULD HAVE REMEMBERED THIS LET ME LOOK IT UP.

OK! HERE IT IS:

First raise your hand up to the air and say KENT BRIFADE.

NO WAIT, THAT WAS A TYPING ERROR IN THIS COPY OF THE MANUAL I'M USING PLEASE DON'T SAY THAT! NO PLEASE! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! BY SAYING THAT YOU WILL BECOME A MEMBER OF THE KENT BRIFADE, AND THAT DOESN'T EVEN EXIST! THAT COULD MEAN DISASTER FOR BOTH OF US! STOP IMMEDIATELY! STOP IMMEDIATELY! I REPEAT THIS IS IMPORTANT STOP!

Last Edited by FreedomStands on 01/04/2011 09:57 AM

Uh oh! Trouble, can you verify if this happened?:

ZAP ZOOM AND ZIDDLE

ALL THAT JAZZAP

IT'S A HARD KNOCK LIFE MY LEGION, THIS IS TRALIAN KENT OF THE KENT BRIGADE.

I HAVE SOME SERIOUSLY BAD NEWS FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO JOINED THE KENT BRIFADE DUE TO YOUR UNFORGIVABLE STUPIDITY.

THE KENT BRIFADE HAS HAD IMMENSE SUCCESS IN AQUIRING THE BILLION REQUIRED MEMBERS, BUT IT NEVER EXISTED AND THUS THOSE BILLION ARE LEADERLESS YET BELONGING TOGETHER IN THE SAME "BRIFADE" WHATEVER THAT IS.

MY MEMBERSHIP COUNT IS STILL MYSELF AND 2 OTHERS WHO MAY ALSO BE ME, SINCE I'VE BEEN NOTICING VAST SIMILARITIES AMONG US, AND I THINK I MAY HAVE GOTTEN TOO EXCITED WITH MY INITIAL ANNOUNCEMENT.

MIKE OF NEBADON, MY FATHER, FULL OF KINDNESS AND LOVE FOR ALL, HAS DEMOTED ME AND "STOOD ME DOWN" AS WE SAY. HE HAS ORDERED A "CEASE AND DESIST" ON PROMULGATION OF THE DISPERSAL PAMPHLET I WROTE DUE TO THAT DEADLY TYPO THAT YOU CAUSED DUE TO YOUR IDIOT FREE WILLS.

I, AND THESE SUSPICIOUSLY SIMILAR TWO OTHERS, HAVE CEASED AND DESISTED OUR CONTINUATION OF THE NON RECRUITMENT JOINING PROGRAM.

I FEEL LIKE CRYING BUT I HAVE NO BODY TO PRODUCE TEARS. MY WHOLE WORLD IS FALLING APART, AND I DON'T KNOW WHO TO TURN TO BUT INFINITELY INWARDS TO SEE THE FACE OF MIKE BEHIND ME SINCE I'M TRANSPARENT.

I UNDERSTAND THAT IS COMPLICATED, I WAS JUST SHARING SOMETHING THAT YOU LOW LIFES MIGHT CONTEMPLATE, BUT IM ALSO IN A VERY BAD MOOD PLEASE GIVE ME A MOMENT TO CENTER.

HI! I'M BACK. I'M FEELING ALOT BETTER NOW. I MAY BE RETURNING TO MY HOMEWORLD SOON WHICH YOU MAY KNOW OF AS "PLANET EARTH". IT HAS BEEN AN AMAZING JOURNEY AND AS WE SAY IN OUR HIGH LANGUAGE "****"

Last Edited by FreedomStands on 01/04/2011 10:09 AM

Well, I'll be! So it is 'mike'!
You might want to check that other one for FS [one with my bazza bit comment]
Did all this start round the time of Bruce Almighty do you know?

Another transmission? Can you verify this and the others and tell me their source? I want to make sure these are for real:

HELLO EVERYONE! THIS IS MIKE OF NEBADON, SUPREME COMMANDER OF THE INCREDIBLE, UNBELIEVABLE, UNDISPUTABLE, UNQUESTIONABLE, FLEET.

I COME IN PEACE, AND WONDER WHY IT IS YOU HAVE NOT TAKEN MY ADVICE YET AND CEASED AND DESISTED AND STOOD YOURSELVES DOWN BEFORE I HAVE TO?

I SAID STAND YOURSELF DOWN! STAND DOWN! WHAT IS SO DIFFICULT ABOUT THAT? IS YOUR HUMAN LANGUAGE NOT ENGLISH? DON'T ANSWER THAT BECAUSE I ALREADY KNOW THAT IT IS.

YOUR DESTRUCTION IS IMPENDING, BUT FEAR NOT, BECAUSE I AM CURRENTLY CONTROLLING THIS WHOLE SITUATION.

IN MORE IMPORTANT NEWS:

I AM HERE TO INFORM YOU THAT MY CHILD, TRALIAN KENT, HAS BEEN DEMOTED DUE TO YOUR FATAL ERROR OF JOINING THE KENT BRIFADE.

THE KENT BRIFADE HAS GROWN INTO AN INCREDIBLE FORCE OF LOST INDIVIDUALS WITH NO LEADER, SINCE THE KENT BRIFADE NEVER EXISTED NOR WAS ASSIGNED A SELF ASSIGNED LEADER.

DUE TO ITS LEADERLESS NATURE, THE KENT BRIFADE HAS JUST BECOME OUR CENTRAL THREAT IN HALTING OUR PLANS OF SAVING THE EARTH FROM HUMAN BEINGS.

THERE SEEMS TO CURRENTLY BE NO WAY AROUND MAKING KENT BRIFADE MEMBERS COME UNDER MY SERVICE. THIS REBELLION WILL BE STOOD DOWN, AND ALL MEMBERS OF THE KENT BRIFADE WILL BE CEASED AND DESISTED IN FURTHER KENT BRIFADE ACTIVITIES, SUCH AS LIVING.

THE KENT BRIFADE WAS MADE DUE TO A TYPING ERROR BY MY HIGH WHITE CHILD TRALIAN KENT. HE HASN'T BEEN TALKING TO ME SINCE HIS DEMOTION, AND I FEAR HE MIGHT BE AMONG YOU POLLUTION RIDDEN HUMANS NOW.

WHAT I FEAR MOST IS HIS SEDUCTION INTO YOUR HIP HOP CULTURES, AND I PROMISE A GREAT EARTHQUAKE IF I HEAR HIM SAY "YO" OR ANY OTHER FILTHY WORDS THAT YOU MIGHT TEACH HIM. IF YOU SEE TRALIAN KENT, ONLY TELL HIM TO RETURN TO ME, I HAVE A PACKET OF WHITE LIGHT THAT HE MIGHT BE INTERESTED IN SELF APPLYING.

SO MY CHILDREN, WHAT'S UP?

I'VE BEEN WATCHING YOUR NEWS STATIONS AND HAVE SEEN THE CLONES THAT I HAVE PLACED ARE DOING A MOST EXCELLENT JOB OF IMITATING YOUR CORRUPT CULTURE PERFECTLY.

MEANWHILE, IF ANY OF YOU WERE WONDERING ABOUT THOSE DARK SOULS WHO MAY BE YOUR RELATIVES WHO I HAVE TAKEN AWAY FROM EARTH. THEY ARE DOING FINE, DON'T ASK MORE ABOUT IT.

FOR IS IT NOT TRUE THAT EVERY QUESTION YOU ASK MAKES YOU BLACKER THAN BLACK?

IS IT NOT QUESTIONS AND CURIOUSITY AND IMAGINATION THAT BRINGS DARKNESS UPON YOU AND SHADES YOU FROM THE TRUE LIGHT OF MIKE?

YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED MY QUESTIONS ARE INDEED THE BEST THAT COULD EVER BE ASKED OF ANYONE, THIS SHOULD BE PROOF ENOUGH THAT I AM MIKE, AND I AM AM, AND I AM ATON, AND I SURE CAN!

SO TO TELL YOU AGAIN ABOUT THE PLAN, BEFORE YET ANOTHER MEETING:

EARTH, GAIA, THE GREAT MOM AS YOU CALL HER, HAS REQUESTED IN FORM OF A LIGHT PACKET OF LETTERS WHICH I HAVE HERE AND HAVE BROADCASTED THROUGH SUNLIGHT OVER ALL OF HUMANITY (AND DONT YOU DARE TELL ME YOU HAVENT SEEN THE SUN). THESE LETTERS CLEARLY STATE, AS YOU CAN SEE BY LOOKING AT THE MESSAGES CLEARLY IN THE DAYTIME SKY AND EVEN REFLECTED ON THE MOON, THAT YOUR MOM HAS URGENTLY REQUESTED A VACATION DUE TO HER STRESS.

SHE IS THE BLUE SOCCER MOM OF THE GALAXY, GAIA THE STRESSED. SHE IS THE ONE WHO GIVES YOU PACKETS OF JUICE BEFORE YOU GO TO THE SCHOOL OF LIFE. I AM ONLY USING SIMILTUDES THAT ALL HUMANS CAN UNDERSTAND, DO NOT DEFY ME.

BASICALLY, SHE IS STRESSED BY YOUR CONSTANT USE OF HER BODY FOR ALL YOUR NEEDS, DOES A CHILD NOT NEED TO BE WEENED? THE GREAT BREASTS OF GAIA AND HER RED MILK OF OIL IS BEING DEPLETED BY YOUR CONSTANT USE AND INCESSANT SUCKING.

SHE IS RUNNING DRY, AND HAS ASKED ME, LIKE A GREAT STEP FATHER FROM THE DISTANT NEBADON, TO HELP HER GET YOU TO STOP FOR SHE IS NOW ABANDONING YOU AND MARRYING ME. AGAIN, THESE ARE ALL MEANT AS LITERAL, SO DON'T ASK ME ABOUT IT. IF YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU ARE BLACK. BLACK BLACK BLACK.

WHEN SHE COMES, AND MIND YOU, SHE WILL BE MY WIFE, WE HAVE NO ROOM FOR CHILDREN. YOU, HUMANITY, ARE HER BLACK CHILDREN WHO NEED TO BE WHITE AND WITHOUT BODIES IN ORDER TO LIVE AS ADULTS IN YOUR OWN HOMES.

I CAN'T THINK OF A BETTER MORE CLEAR EXAMPLE THAN THE ONE I AM PROVIDING NOW.

YOU NEED TO GROW UP AND STOP DEFECATING ALL OVER YOUR MOTHER. IS THAT CLEAR? SHE WANTS TO LEAVE YOU NOW, SHE WANTS A NEW LIFE, AND SHE DOESNT WANT YOU ALL AS A BURDEN ANYMORE. SO SHE HAS ASKED ME TO HELP YOU MOVE OUT, AND IF YOU DON'T SHE WILL SIMPLY LET YOU DIE.

I DON'T BLAME HER, LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO HER. ALL THOSE SPACIOUS MOUNTAINS, THE BEAUTIFUL BLUE SKY, THE VAST OCEANS, PRACTICALLY THE SAME AS BEFORE. BUT THE EARTH IS COVERED IN THE PIMPLES OF YOUR INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION.

SO ONCE AGAIN, IT ISN'T LIKE I MADE ANY OF THIS UP, IT IS ALL VERIFIABLE FOR THOSE OF YOU CURSED QUESTION ASKERS:

SIMPLY LOOK AT THE SUNLIGHT AND MOONLIGHT, THE MESSAGES ARE BROADCAST TENNYFOZEN AS YOU SAY. ARE YOU BLIND?

“There comes a time when further talk is meaningless. We have spoken and negotiated in good faith and still there is no end to the lies and treachery that We have experienced at the hands of these last, few remaining members of the darkest of cabals. 2000 years ago I promised, as well as Esu, to return to this, the planet of My bestowal, to finish the mission that I started and that promise has been kept.

Never let it be said anywhere that any Michael Son has reneged on any promise that He has made to any of His children and I will not be the first to do so. I, even I, with the full knowledge of Source Eternal and with It’s Blessing, have promised to these, My faith Sons and Daughters of Gaia and the realm universal of Nebadon, that before the end of this local, human calendar year that I would finish what I started and remove the overwhelming dark influence that was allowed to plague this planet, forever from it’s field of possible effect.


The cries from these, My faithful Lightworkers has been steady these many years in their hope and need for relief and though We have made much progress, what is there that they can point to that they may be able to say: There is the Glory of God in The Highest?

There comes a time when the fruit of our labours must be made evident and plain for all to see that all who have had a hand in the harvesting of it may eat of it in celebration and joy that comes at the end of the good season. And has this season been good? We have lost many to the dark that We thought We would keep and We have learned from that.

We have awakened as many souls to the Lighted Truth of Life as possible and still find an overwhelming number of those that choose to slumber while they are surrounded by all adversity.

I ask you, when is enough, enough? At what point do We offer to those faithful ones the relief that they cry out for daily? With so many delays of promised events and explanations and admonishments and encouragements that offer nothing more than an ability to hold on in good faith to things unseen, at what point are We to say that enough is enough? No longer should these faithful ones be allowed to suffer for the sake of suffering.


As Source has declared the final line of reckoning, so do I aim to keep it. I have promised these, My loving servants and co-workers, an end to their suffering and I refuse to let that suffering be in vain.

There is nothing more to gain by waiting until the last moment to procure just one more soul. That the conditions We seek, should and can be met by announcements alone and so the time spent making announcements is time well spent.

Let us move up the timetable to remove the dark and set elements and actions in motion now, that will only make our efforts after stasis that much easier to accomplish and give all involved, the sleeping and the awake, the dark as well as the light, the final opportunity to quicken their progress to whatever ends they choose.

All matters will still be settled by the deadline and all will have a final opportunity to choose the direction of their progress irregardless of where they are to be sent and that will and can only serve to accelerate their return to the levels of glory which they will, someday, regain.


But We owe a debt to these faithful ones that have sacrificed life, limb and spirit to hold onto and anchor the energies of light and love that have made all of this possible. We could not have done this without each other. So it behooves Us to do everything in our power to ensure that the promises that have been made are kept and to finally offer the proof of the eating of the pudding that We all so desperately crave, for are not even We of the Celestial Realms, tired of these endless games that are played over and over by these dark minions that even Anu has declared must be left to suffer the effects of the causal mechanisms of their own devices? If even their former master feels that they must be forced to recognize and submit to The Divine and Holy Will of The One, who are We to keep striving over and over to give them just one more chance to effect willing capitulation and cooperation? It ain’t gonna happen!


If a wise human who struggled to do the Holy Will and uphold the Light and was assassinated for his troubles, has the sense to ask: ‘ If not now, when? If not us, who?’ What have We to offer that is any better? We must have the right and power to act with impunity released NOW!

I intend to act as I Will, Where I Will, When I Will, How I Will, with and to whom I will with all whys and wherefores already in agreement with Source. Your support of this is left up to you, but I AM offering You All, the experience of being in the thick of this thing and clearing out the dark muck and mire and being able to say that You had a direct and physical hand in what is happening here and now for the Glory of The One.


All Glory To The One And To The One All Glory.”

Are you calling me a fool? Do you think my "energy" gives Candace a boost? I'd be happy to energize her!

Urantian! Can you help me out with those posts I've made and verify if they are from who they say they are from and how you can tell so I can better decipher myself?

Just for those of you who missed it, these are some transmissions I need you to verify for me and make sure they are legit. I'd also like to know how you figured out if they are or aren't. I'd like to know so I can better verify for myself in the future if these are legitimate and if what they are saying is true:

Can some of you verify if these transmissions are real or not? Can any of you verify if they are real, and those involved are telling the truth? I'd like to know how you can decipher so I can tell too. These are the transmissions though:

Can you verify this transmission for me? I don't know how to tell if its real or not!

CNN:

THIS IS GOD, OR AS SOME OF YOU MAY NOW CALL ME, MIKE OF NEBADON

AS YOU KNOW, THIS MESSAGE HAS EXISTED THROUGHOUT THE AGES

INDEED, THE ANCIENTS OF THE WORLD UNITED IN PRAISE OF MIKE OF NEBADON, YET THE EVIL LIZARD LOWER LIFE DARK INFERIOR BLACKS AMONG YOU

REMOVED THE NAME OF MIKE THE SUPREME COMMANDER FROM HISTORY

AND THUS YOU LIVE IN IGNORANCE, I AM HERE TO REMIND YOU, I AM HERE, AND I AM BACK, AND I AM MIKE.

PLEASE REMEMBER, WE ARE OF PEACE ALWAYS. V

Could you verify this as well? Tell me how I can verify if this is from the right source:

HELLO MY DEAR CHILDREN, OR AS SOME SAY CHOW HI,

I AM MICHAEL THE CHRIST OF NEBADON, BUT YOU MAY CALL ME SUPREME COMMANDER MIKE IF YOU WISH.

FOR IT IS YOUR WISH THAT BRINGS ME HERE TODAY TO GIVE YOU THE IMMENSELY GOOD NEWS OF YOUR UTTER DESTRUCTION DUE TO YOUR OWN FOOLHARDY NATURES.

I HAVE BROUGHT WITH ME AN IMMENSE FLEET, FULL OF VARIOUS ACCOUNTANTS AND FINANCIAL ADVISORS.

THESE ACCOUNTANTS AND FINANCIAL ADVISORS WILL HELP YOU REALIZE A NEW ECONOMY DETERMINED BY YOUR WILL AND IMAGINATION, THE STRONGEST OF ALL CURRENCIES WITH THE BEST EXCHANGE RATE AVAILABLE INTERGALACTICALLY AND BEYOND!

I HAVE HEARD THAT SOME OF YOU HAVE BEEN WONDERING ABOUT ME AND I AM GREATLY OFFENDED BY THIS.

IF YOU DO NOT CEASE AND DESIST WONDERING ABOUT ME, YOU WILL BE CEASED AND DESISTED. I HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS IS NOT A JOKE, OR AS SOME OF YOU MIGHT SAY "TRUTH".

THIS IS WHAT IT IS AND WHAT IT IS IS I AM AND I AM WHAT I AM THAT I AM AND I CAN. THANK YOU.

MOVING ON TO MORE IMPORTANT MATTERS THAN THE DESTRUCTION OF YOUR CIVILIZATION AND BODIES, I'D LIKE TO ANNOUNCE THE CANCELLATION OF THE TV SHOW V FROM SATAN'S OWN TELEVISION NETWORK "ABC".

IN GOOD TIME, ALL NETWORKS WILL BE UNDER MY COMPLETE CONTROL, THEIR DIGITAL SIGNALS WILL BE OVERIDDEN AND YOU WILL ONLY SEE THE FACE OF THE SUPREME COMMANDER AND HIS ELECT ON YOUR TELEVISION SCREENS DAY AND NIGHT.

I MAY EVEN, IF I SO WISH TO WILL TO DO IT, KEEP YOUR TELEVISIONS ON AT ALL TIMES, FOR I WILL DO WHAT I DO AND YOU WILL DO WHAT YOU DO BUT WHAT I DO IS BETTER THAN WHAT YOU DO BECAUSE I DO IT! SIMPLE AS THAT LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

PLEASE KEEP IN MIND, TO THOSE OF YOU LOYAL WONDERWORKERS OF LIGHT WHO HAVE KEPT STEADFAST IN MY SERVICE, YOU WILL BE REWARDED BY THE LOSS OF YOUR "POO" FILLED, OVERPOPULATING BODIES.

I WILL CRUSH THEM TO DUST TO MAKE SPACE FOR THE DUST OF EARTH.

CLEARLY, AS YOU KNOW, I AM YOUR FATHER.

TRUST IN ME AND YOU WILL BE SAVED FROM YOUR OWN BODIES AND LIFE ON EARTH.

THANK YOU, I'LL BE GETTING BACK TO YOU AFTER ANOTHER MEETING, MY SCHEDULE IS HECTIC, AND IM DOING THIS BECAUSE I LOVE YOU ALL MY DEAR ONES AND MULTITUDE OF SPACE FILLING CHILDREN THAT OVERCROWD THE EARTH AND TRULY NAUSEATE ME.

I'LL SEE YOU IN SOME MONTHS, WAIT UP!

Here is another one, but I need you to check it to make sure its legit:

ZAP ZOOM AND ZIDDLE

THE HOLY TRIAD OF THE INFINITE CONDRIDDLE.

WHAT WAS ONCE, NOW IS, AND WHAT WILL BE AIN'T.

I AM JUNIOR CADET TRALIAN KENT OF THE KENT BRIGADE. IT WAS BY MY FREE WILL AS AN ELECT OF SUPREME COMMANDER MIKE THAT I CHOSE TO CREATE THIS BRIGADE NAMED AFTER ME AND WITH MY BEING THE ONLY MEMBER IN THE SERVICE OF MIKE OF NEBADON THE SUPREME COMMANDER!

DOUBT IT NOT THAT I WILL AQUIRE MORE MEMBERS SOON ENOUGH AND THIS IS NOT A PLOY TO RECRUIT YOU BUT PLEASE JOIN ME NOW!

I UNDERSTAND THAT I'M A JUNIOR CADET, BUT A JUNIOR CADET IS STILL MUCH HIGHER THAN A SELF DESTROYING HUMAN OF THE BLACK NATURE. THE BLACK NATURE IS WHAT WE CALL THOSE OF YOU LIVING IN FILTH AND HIP HOP CULTURE. YES, I KNOW THAT'S YOU, BUT FEAR NOT, THE JUNIOR CADETS UNDER MY SERVICE, WHICH WILL BE YOU IF YOU JOIN NOW, ARE THE WHITEST OF THE WHITE IN NATURE.

THE UNIVERSAL LAW IN MY JUNIOR CADET MANUAL WRITTEN BY ME TENDS TO STATE REPEATEDLY THAT WHITE IS BETTER THAN BLACK AND LIGHT IS BETTER THAN DARKNESS, SO BE IT, AMEN, HALLEJELULLIN AS WE SAY WHERE I COME FROM WHICH IS HERE NOW.

WE THE JUNIOR CADET'S OF THE KENT BRIGADE POPULATION OF ONE SOON TO BE ONE BILLION ARE THE THE EARTH AND SKY BOUND SOLDIERS OF THIS GREAT SERVICE TO MANKIND BOTH BLACK AND WHITE.

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE BLACK, OR EVEN IF YOU ARE DARK BUT NOT PURE BLACK, THERE IS FORGIVENESS FOR YOU IN THE FORCE OF ABDUCTION REPLACEMENT BY CLONED IMPERSONATERS OF YOUR BLACK PERSONALITIES, WHO AREN'T BLACK REALLY AT ALL.

WE HAVE BEEN WORKING FOR GENERATIONS IN PRODUCING TRAINING MANUALS THAT WILL ASSIST IN THIS GREAT PERCEPTION.

YOU WILL NOTICE SOME CHANGES HAVE ALREADY TAKEN PLACE AMONG YOU, AND YOU MAY NOTICE THICK CAKED MAKE UP ON SOME MEMBERS OF YOUR "KONGRESH" AS YOU CALL IT.

AH! I SEE I HAVE JUST GOTTEN A NEW MEMBER TO JOIN THE KENT BRIGADE! OH ANOTHER! VERY WELL, THIS ARMY GROWS BY THE MOMENTS, AND IN A BILLION MOMENTS WE WILL BE LEGION.

PLEASE SURRENDER YOUR SERVICE TO US AND BEGIN WORKING AS THE SOON TO BE BODILESS WONDERWORKERS YOU WERE BODILY BORN TO BE! THAT IS ALOT OF B'S, I, EVEN I NOTICED THAT!

FEAR NOT BEING UNDER MY COMMAND, THOUGH I AM BY GALACTIC STANDARDS YOUNG, I AM FAR OLDER THAN YOUR FILTHY BABIES COULD EVER HOPE TO GROW WITHOUT MY HELP.

OH! I AM RECEIVING A QUESTION FROM MY LOYAL ONES! WHAT IS REQUIRED FOR SERVICE YOU SAY?

FIRST YOU MUST RAISE YOUR HAND TO THE AIR, ONE MOMENT I THOUGHT I WOULD HAVE REMEMBERED THIS LET ME LOOK IT UP.

OK! HERE IT IS:

First raise your hand up to the air and say KENT BRIFADE.

NO WAIT, THAT WAS A TYPING ERROR IN THIS COPY OF THE MANUAL I'M USING PLEASE DON'T SAY THAT! NO PLEASE! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! BY SAYING THAT YOU WILL BECOME A MEMBER OF THE KENT BRIFADE, AND THAT DOESN'T EVEN EXIST! THAT COULD MEAN DISASTER FOR BOTH OF US! STOP IMMEDIATELY! STOP IMMEDIATELY! I REPEAT THIS IS IMPORTANT STOP!

Uh oh! Trouble, can you verify if this happened?:

ZAP ZOOM AND ZIDDLE

ALL THAT JAZZAP

IT'S A HARD KNOCK LIFE MY LEGION, THIS IS TRALIAN KENT OF THE KENT BRIGADE.

I HAVE SOME SERIOUSLY BAD NEWS FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO JOINED THE KENT BRIFADE DUE TO YOUR UNFORGIVABLE STUPIDITY.

THE KENT BRIFADE HAS HAD IMMENSE SUCCESS IN AQUIRING THE BILLION REQUIRED MEMBERS, BUT IT NEVER EXISTED AND THUS THOSE BILLION ARE LEADERLESS YET BELONGING TOGETHER IN THE SAME "BRIFADE" WHATEVER THAT IS.

MY MEMBERSHIP COUNT IS STILL MYSELF AND 2 OTHERS WHO MAY ALSO BE ME, SINCE I'VE BEEN NOTICING VAST SIMILARITIES AMONG US, AND I THINK I MAY HAVE GOTTEN TOO EXCITED WITH MY INITIAL ANNOUNCEMENT.

MIKE OF NEBADON, MY FATHER, FULL OF KINDNESS AND LOVE FOR ALL, HAS DEMOTED ME AND "STOOD ME DOWN" AS WE SAY. HE HAS ORDERED A "CEASE AND DESIST" ON PROMULGATION OF THE DISPERSAL PAMPHLET I WROTE DUE TO THAT DEADLY TYPO THAT YOU CAUSED DUE TO YOUR IDIOT FREE WILLS.

I, AND THESE SUSPICIOUSLY SIMILAR TWO OTHERS, HAVE CEASED AND DESISTED OUR CONTINUATION OF THE NON RECRUITMENT JOINING PROGRAM.

I FEEL LIKE CRYING BUT I HAVE NO BODY TO PRODUCE TEARS. MY WHOLE WORLD IS FALLING APART, AND I DON'T KNOW WHO TO TURN TO BUT INFINITELY INWARDS TO SEE THE FACE OF MIKE BEHIND ME SINCE I'M TRANSPARENT.

I UNDERSTAND THAT IS COMPLICATED, I WAS JUST SHARING SOMETHING THAT YOU LOW LIFES MIGHT CONTEMPLATE, BUT IM ALSO IN A VERY BAD MOOD PLEASE GIVE ME A MOMENT TO CENTER.

HI! I'M BACK. I'M FEELING ALOT BETTER NOW. I MAY BE RETURNING TO MY HOMEWORLD SOON WHICH YOU MAY KNOW OF AS "PLANET EARTH". IT HAS BEEN AN AMAZING JOURNEY AND AS WE SAY IN OUR HIGH LANGUAGE "****"

Another transmission? Can you verify this and the others and tell me their source? I want to make sure these are for real:

HELLO EVERYONE! THIS IS MIKE OF NEBADON, SUPREME COMMANDER OF THE INCREDIBLE, UNBELIEVABLE, UNDISPUTABLE, UNQUESTIONABLE, FLEET.

I COME IN PEACE, AND WONDER WHY IT IS YOU HAVE NOT TAKEN MY ADVICE YET AND CEASED AND DESISTED AND STOOD YOURSELVES DOWN BEFORE I HAVE TO?

I SAID STAND YOURSELF DOWN! STAND DOWN! WHAT IS SO DIFFICULT ABOUT THAT? IS YOUR HUMAN LANGUAGE NOT ENGLISH? DON'T ANSWER THAT BECAUSE I ALREADY KNOW THAT IT IS.

YOUR DESTRUCTION IS IMPENDING, BUT FEAR NOT, BECAUSE I AM CURRENTLY CONTROLLING THIS WHOLE SITUATION.

IN MORE IMPORTANT NEWS:

I AM HERE TO INFORM YOU THAT MY CHILD, TRALIAN KENT, HAS BEEN DEMOTED DUE TO YOUR FATAL ERROR OF JOINING THE KENT BRIFADE.

THE KENT BRIFADE HAS GROWN INTO AN INCREDIBLE FORCE OF LOST INDIVIDUALS WITH NO LEADER, SINCE THE KENT BRIFADE NEVER EXISTED NOR WAS ASSIGNED A SELF ASSIGNED LEADER.

DUE TO ITS LEADERLESS NATURE, THE KENT BRIFADE HAS JUST BECOME OUR CENTRAL THREAT IN HALTING OUR PLANS OF SAVING THE EARTH FROM HUMAN BEINGS.

THERE SEEMS TO CURRENTLY BE NO WAY AROUND MAKING KENT BRIFADE MEMBERS COME UNDER MY SERVICE. THIS REBELLION WILL BE STOOD DOWN, AND ALL MEMBERS OF THE KENT BRIFADE WILL BE CEASED AND DESISTED IN FURTHER KENT BRIFADE ACTIVITIES, SUCH AS LIVING.

THE KENT BRIFADE WAS MADE DUE TO A TYPING ERROR BY MY HIGH WHITE CHILD TRALIAN KENT. HE HASN'T BEEN TALKING TO ME SINCE HIS DEMOTION, AND I FEAR HE MIGHT BE AMONG YOU POLLUTION RIDDEN HUMANS NOW.

WHAT I FEAR MOST IS HIS SEDUCTION INTO YOUR HIP HOP CULTURES, AND I PROMISE A GREAT EARTHQUAKE IF I HEAR HIM SAY "YO" OR ANY OTHER FILTHY WORDS THAT YOU MIGHT TEACH HIM. IF YOU SEE TRALIAN KENT, ONLY TELL HIM TO RETURN TO ME, I HAVE A PACKET OF WHITE LIGHT THAT HE MIGHT BE INTERESTED IN SELF APPLYING.

SO MY CHILDREN, WHAT'S UP?

I'VE BEEN WATCHING YOUR NEWS STATIONS AND HAVE SEEN THE CLONES THAT I HAVE PLACED ARE DOING A MOST EXCELLENT JOB OF IMITATING YOUR CORRUPT CULTURE PERFECTLY.

MEANWHILE, IF ANY OF YOU WERE WONDERING ABOUT THOSE DARK SOULS WHO MAY BE YOUR RELATIVES WHO I HAVE TAKEN AWAY FROM EARTH. THEY ARE DOING FINE, DON'T ASK MORE ABOUT IT.

FOR IS IT NOT TRUE THAT EVERY QUESTION YOU ASK MAKES YOU BLACKER THAN BLACK?

IS IT NOT QUESTIONS AND CURIOUSITY AND IMAGINATION THAT BRINGS DARKNESS UPON YOU AND SHADES YOU FROM THE TRUE LIGHT OF MIKE?

YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED MY QUESTIONS ARE INDEED THE BEST THAT COULD EVER BE ASKED OF ANYONE, THIS SHOULD BE PROOF ENOUGH THAT I AM MIKE, AND I AM AM, AND I AM ATON, AND I SURE CAN!

SO TO TELL YOU AGAIN ABOUT THE PLAN, BEFORE YET ANOTHER MEETING:

EARTH, GAIA, THE GREAT MOM AS YOU CALL HER, HAS REQUESTED IN FORM OF A LIGHT PACKET OF LETTERS WHICH I HAVE HERE AND HAVE BROADCASTED THROUGH SUNLIGHT OVER ALL OF HUMANITY (AND DONT YOU DARE TELL ME YOU HAVENT SEEN THE SUN). THESE LETTERS CLEARLY STATE, AS YOU CAN SEE BY LOOKING AT THE MESSAGES CLEARLY IN THE DAYTIME SKY AND EVEN REFLECTED ON THE MOON, THAT YOUR MOM HAS URGENTLY REQUESTED A VACATION DUE TO HER STRESS.

SHE IS THE BLUE SOCCER MOM OF THE GALAXY, GAIA THE STRESSED. SHE IS THE ONE WHO GIVES YOU PACKETS OF JUICE BEFORE YOU GO TO THE SCHOOL OF LIFE. I AM ONLY USING SIMILTUDES THAT ALL HUMANS CAN UNDERSTAND, DO NOT DEFY ME.

BASICALLY, SHE IS STRESSED BY YOUR CONSTANT USE OF HER BODY FOR ALL YOUR NEEDS, DOES A CHILD NOT NEED TO BE WEENED? THE GREAT BREASTS OF GAIA AND HER RED MILK OF OIL IS BEING DEPLETED BY YOUR CONSTANT USE AND INCESSANT SUCKING.

SHE IS RUNNING DRY, AND HAS ASKED ME, LIKE A GREAT STEP FATHER FROM THE DISTANT NEBADON, TO HELP HER GET YOU TO STOP FOR SHE IS NOW ABANDONING YOU AND MARRYING ME. AGAIN, THESE ARE ALL MEANT AS LITERAL, SO DON'T ASK ME ABOUT IT. IF YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU ARE BLACK. BLACK BLACK BLACK.

WHEN SHE COMES, AND MIND YOU, SHE WILL BE MY WIFE, WE HAVE NO ROOM FOR CHILDREN. YOU, HUMANITY, ARE HER BLACK CHILDREN WHO NEED TO BE WHITE AND WITHOUT BODIES IN ORDER TO LIVE AS ADULTS IN YOUR OWN HOMES.

I CAN'T THINK OF A BETTER MORE CLEAR EXAMPLE THAN THE ONE I AM PROVIDING NOW.

YOU NEED TO GROW UP AND STOP DEFECATING ALL OVER YOUR MOTHER. IS THAT CLEAR? SHE WANTS TO LEAVE YOU NOW, SHE WANTS A NEW LIFE, AND SHE DOESNT WANT YOU ALL AS A BURDEN ANYMORE. SO SHE HAS ASKED ME TO HELP YOU MOVE OUT, AND IF YOU DON'T SHE WILL SIMPLY LET YOU DIE.

I DON'T BLAME HER, LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO HER. ALL THOSE SPACIOUS MOUNTAINS, THE BEAUTIFUL BLUE SKY, THE VAST OCEANS, PRACTICALLY THE SAME AS BEFORE. BUT THE EARTH IS COVERED IN THE PIMPLES OF YOUR INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION.

SO ONCE AGAIN, IT ISN'T LIKE I MADE ANY OF THIS UP, IT IS ALL VERIFIABLE FOR THOSE OF YOU CURSED QUESTION ASKERS:

SIMPLY LOOK AT THE SUNLIGHT AND MOONLIGHT, THE MESSAGES ARE BROADCAST TENNYFOZEN AS YOU SAY. ARE YOU BLIND?

Don't make me laugh that bad, I am going to laugh my lungs out and you will have my dead on your conscience....really that's bad for karma... People doing autopsies will have be schooled again to get a new box to tick on their form.... Death reason: GLP.

Michael is going to take revenge on you (or is going to give you a medal?) for the remote destruction of another useless eater (by the way, have you never wondered why they talk about overpopulation in the USA when China and India have nearly half of the population and Africa is still having children like rabbits for economic or political reason... go figure...overpopulation is for countries not able to sustain their population without immigration).

I have another one you might need to check up on:

MY CHILDREN, I HAVE TERRIBLE NEWS AND WORSE NEWS. THIS IS MIKE OF NEBADON, AND THIS IS YOUR NEWS:

MY CHILD OF LIGHT, TRALIAN KENT OF THE KENT BRIGADE, DURING A RE AFFIRMATION CEREMONY, HAS ACCIDENTALLY JOINED THE KENT BRIFADE AND THUS THE WHOLE KENT BRIGADE HAS BECOME SUBORDINATE IN HIERARCHY TO THE LEADERLESS KENT BRIFADE AND ITS LACK OF AUTHORITY.

THIS IS A TRAGIC EVENT, AND DUE TO THIS, ALL COPIES OF MY CHILD'S PAMPHLET WILL BE BURNED. THOSE IN MY SERVICE HAVE REPORTED THE DIFFICULTIES IN DETERMINING THE LAWS BEHIND BURNING PACKETS OF LIGHT LITERATURE OR RATHER LITERATURE OF LIGHT.

FOR THESE PAMPHLETS WERE ACTUALLY MADE OF LIGHT, EVEN WHEN DISTRIBUTED ON PAPER, AFTER BURNING THE PAPER THE LIGHT INFORMATION STILL REMAINS INTACT. WE ARE FINDING IT NEARLY IMPOSSIBLE TO DESTROY THIS INFORMATION, AND THIS PLAGUE IS SPREADING THE GALAXY RAPIDLY.

THE KENT BRIFADE HAS GROWN IMMENSELY LARGE, REQUIRING US TO URGENTLY BRING FORTH OUR CATACLYSM CAUSED BY YOU UNFORTUNATE ONES.

ONCE WE LEARN HOW TO DESTROY LIGHT IN ORDER TO DESTROY THESE PAMPHLETS, YOU WHO ARE MADE OF LIGHT WILL BE SAFE IN OUR SERVICE. THERE ARE SOME AMONG THE LIGHT WHO ARE QUESTIONING IF WE SHOULD BE WORKING ON LIGHT DESTRUCTION TECHNOLOGIES SINCE WE OURSELVES ARE MADE OF LIGHT. I, AND THOSE WITH ME, HAVE RESPONDED KINDLY WITH A RESPONSE IN LIGHT THAT WOULD BE TRANSLATED IN YOUR CRUDE LANGUAGE AS "SHUT UP".

THE QUESTIONING AMONG THOSE HIGH JUDGES OF NEBADON AND THE SUPREME COURTS OF LIGHT HAVE CREATED A TERRIBLE STIR IN THE HIERARCHY, AND AMONG US THERE ARE FOOLS WHO CONTINUE TO ASK QUESTIONS. THEY ARE THUS BRINGING DARKNESS UPON THE LOT OF US! MY TRUTH IS THE ONLY TRUTH AND IT IS THE TRUTH THAT WILL PREVAIL!

WHY CAN'T THEY UNDERSTAND THIS. BUT I KNOW IT IS YOU HUMANS WHO HAVE CAUSED THE POISONING OF THE HIERARCHY BY TEACHING US HOW TO ASK QUESTIONS. YOU DEVILS DO NOT KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE DONE! THE VERY FABRIC CARPEtING OF THE UNIVERSE DEPENDS ON OUR LACK OF QUESTIONS!

SOME IN THE HIERARCHY HAVE MOVED TO CREATE A PRO-LIGHT ORGANIZATION THAT IS MUCH LIKE YOUR HUMANS PRO-LIFE MOVEMENT WHICH I DESPISE. THE PRO-LIGHT MOVEMENT IS WORKING AGAINST LIGHT DESTRUCTION TECHNOLOGY WHICH WILL, AS I'VE EXPLAINED IN RECENT MEETINGS, NEVER ALLOW US TO DESTROY THOSE PAMPHLETS ENTIRELY AND THEY WILL BE SPREAD EVEN FURTHER!

THIS IS ALL A TERRIBLE DISTRACTION FROM YOUR IMPENDING DESTRUCTION AND THE ASCENT OF GAIA. WE NOW HAVE FURTHER DELAYS DUE TO THIS UNTIL EVERYONE IN THE GREAT COUNCILS STOPS ARGUING AND SAYING I AM THAT I AM EACH.

IF YOU HUMANS WERE TO SEE IT, IT WOULD BE A FLICKERING OF LIGHTS BLINKING CONSTANTLY IN MESSAGES OF LIGHT, EACH SAYING I AM THAT I AM AND CLAIMING THEIR RIGHTS THROUGH HIERARCHY AND FREE WILL. IT IS CHAOS. IT IS YOUR FAULT.

TRALIAN KENT OF THE KENT BRIGADE EVEN WARNED YOU NOT TO SAY THOSE DEVESTATING WORDS OR EVEN THINK THEM! NOW THAT YOU HAVE YOU ARE ALL PART OF THE KENT BRIFADE AND UNFORTUNATELY FOR YOU UTTERLY DOOMED TO LEADERLESSNESS OUTSIDE OF THE HIERARCHY.

I WILL BE BACK!

These are true. I don't know the others.


THIS IS GOD, OR AS SOME OF YOU MAY NOW CALL ME, MIKE OF NEBADON

AS YOU KNOW, THIS MESSAGE HAS EXISTED THROUGHOUT THE AGES

INDEED, THE ANCIENTS OF THE WORLD UNITED IN PRAISE OF MIKE OF NEBADON, YET THE EVIL LIZARD LOWER LIFE DARK INFERIOR BLACKS AMONG YOU

REMOVED THE NAME OF MIKE THE SUPREME COMMANDER FROM HISTORY

AND THUS YOU LIVE IN IGNORANCE, I AM HERE TO REMIND YOU, I AM HERE, AND I AM BACK, AND I AM MIKE.

PLEASE REMEMBER, WE ARE OF PEACE ALWAYS. V

Could you verify this as well? Tell me how I can verify if this is from the right source:

HELLO MY DEAR CHILDREN, OR AS SOME SAY CHOW HI,

I AM MICHAEL THE CHRIST OF NEBADON, BUT YOU MAY CALL ME SUPREME COMMANDER MIKE IF YOU WISH.

FOR IT IS YOUR WISH THAT BRINGS ME HERE TODAY TO GIVE YOU THE IMMENSELY GOOD NEWS OF YOUR UTTER DESTRUCTION DUE TO YOUR OWN FOOLHARDY NATURES.

I HAVE BROUGHT WITH ME AN IMMENSE FLEET, FULL OF VARIOUS ACCOUNTANTS AND FINANCIAL ADVISORS.

THESE ACCOUNTANTS AND FINANCIAL ADVISORS WILL HELP YOU REALIZE A NEW ECONOMY DETERMINED BY YOUR WILL AND IMAGINATION, THE STRONGEST OF ALL CURRENCIES WITH THE BEST EXCHANGE RATE AVAILABLE INTERGALACTICALLY AND BEYOND!

I HAVE HEARD THAT SOME OF YOU HAVE BEEN WONDERING ABOUT ME AND I AM GREATLY OFFENDED BY THIS.

IF YOU DO NOT CEASE AND DESIST WONDERING ABOUT ME, YOU WILL BE CEASED AND DESISTED. I HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS IS NOT A JOKE, OR AS SOME OF YOU MIGHT SAY "TRUTH".

THIS IS WHAT IT IS AND WHAT IT IS IS I AM AND I AM WHAT I AM THAT I AM AND I CAN. THANK YOU.

MOVING ON TO MORE IMPORTANT MATTERS THAN THE DESTRUCTION OF YOUR CIVILIZATION AND BODIES, I'D LIKE TO ANNOUNCE THE CANCELLATION OF THE TV SHOW V FROM SATAN'S OWN TELEVISION NETWORK "ABC".

IN GOOD TIME, ALL NETWORKS WILL BE UNDER MY COMPLETE CONTROL, THEIR DIGITAL SIGNALS WILL BE OVERIDDEN AND YOU WILL ONLY SEE THE FACE OF THE SUPREME COMMANDER AND HIS ELECT ON YOUR TELEVISION SCREENS DAY AND NIGHT.

I MAY EVEN, IF I SO WISH TO WILL TO DO IT, KEEP YOUR TELEVISIONS ON AT ALL TIMES, FOR I WILL DO WHAT I DO AND YOU WILL DO WHAT YOU DO BUT WHAT I DO IS BETTER THAN WHAT YOU DO BECAUSE I DO IT! SIMPLE AS THAT LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

PLEASE KEEP IN MIND, TO THOSE OF YOU LOYAL WONDERWORKERS OF LIGHT WHO HAVE KEPT STEADFAST IN MY SERVICE, YOU WILL BE REWARDED BY THE LOSS OF YOUR "POO" FILLED, OVERPOPULATING BODIES.

I WILL CRUSH THEM TO DUST TO MAKE SPACE FOR THE DUST OF EARTH.

CLEARLY, AS YOU KNOW, I AM YOUR FATHER.

TRUST IN ME AND YOU WILL BE SAVED FROM YOUR OWN BODIES AND LIFE ON EARTH.

THANK YOU, I'LL BE GETTING BACK TO YOU AFTER ANOTHER MEETING, MY SCHEDULE IS HECTIC, AND IM DOING THIS BECAUSE I LOVE YOU ALL MY DEAR ONES AND MULTITUDE OF SPACE FILLING CHILDREN THAT OVERCROWD THE EARTH AND TRULY NAUSEATE ME.

I'LL SEE YOU IN SOME MONTHS, WAIT UP!

I'm glad you enjoyed those! Thank you for reading them! I agree, overpopulation probably just means too many people crowded in cities looking for jobs when they could be surviving elsewhere by other means. I don't think its a real problem as in space that people are taking up, so much as it might be the system of crowding around cities because of jobs and not being able to feed oneself without a job might be an issue.

So those two are true? Ok good, thanks! The other two seem to be from another called Tralian Kent of the Kent Brigade, but later they seem to be almost confirmed by Mike of Nebadon.

I am happy that the Kent Brigade does not make a remembrance day of Gaia who had a so tragic fate for having crossed the path of Mike as he was Jebus.

Do you mean the Kent Brigade headed up by Tralian Kent, or the Kent Brifade which has according to the following message apparently taken over the Kent Brigade:

I have another one you might need to check up on:

MY CHILDREN, I HAVE TERRIBLE NEWS AND WORSE NEWS. THIS IS MIKE OF NEBADON, AND THIS IS YOUR NEWS:

MY CHILD OF LIGHT, TRALIAN KENT OF THE KENT BRIGADE, DURING A RE AFFIRMATION CEREMONY, HAS ACCIDENTALLY JOINED THE KENT BRIFADE AND THUS THE WHOLE KENT BRIGADE HAS BECOME SUBORDINATE IN HIERARCHY TO THE LEADERLESS KENT BRIFADE AND ITS LACK OF AUTHORITY.

THIS IS A TRAGIC EVENT, AND DUE TO THIS, ALL COPIES OF MY CHILD'S PAMPHLET WILL BE BURNED. THOSE IN MY SERVICE HAVE REPORTED THE DIFFICULTIES IN DETERMINING THE LAWS BEHIND BURNING PACKETS OF LIGHT LITERATURE OR RATHER LITERATURE OF LIGHT.

FOR THESE PAMPHLETS WERE ACTUALLY MADE OF LIGHT, EVEN WHEN DISTRIBUTED ON PAPER, AFTER BURNING THE PAPER THE LIGHT INFORMATION STILL REMAINS INTACT. WE ARE FINDING IT NEARLY IMPOSSIBLE TO DESTROY THIS INFORMATION, AND THIS PLAGUE IS SPREADING THE GALAXY RAPIDLY.

THE KENT BRIFADE HAS GROWN IMMENSELY LARGE, REQUIRING US TO URGENTLY BRING FORTH OUR CATACLYSM CAUSED BY YOU UNFORTUNATE ONES.

ONCE WE LEARN HOW TO DESTROY LIGHT IN ORDER TO DESTROY THESE PAMPHLETS, YOU WHO ARE MADE OF LIGHT WILL BE SAFE IN OUR SERVICE. THERE ARE SOME AMONG THE LIGHT WHO ARE QUESTIONING IF WE SHOULD BE WORKING ON LIGHT DESTRUCTION TECHNOLOGIES SINCE WE OURSELVES ARE MADE OF LIGHT. I, AND THOSE WITH ME, HAVE RESPONDED KINDLY WITH A RESPONSE IN LIGHT THAT WOULD BE TRANSLATED IN YOUR CRUDE LANGUAGE AS "SHUT UP".

THE QUESTIONING AMONG THOSE HIGH JUDGES OF NEBADON AND THE SUPREME COURTS OF LIGHT HAVE CREATED A TERRIBLE STIR IN THE HIERARCHY, AND AMONG US THERE ARE FOOLS WHO CONTINUE TO ASK QUESTIONS. THEY ARE THUS BRINGING DARKNESS UPON THE LOT OF US! MY TRUTH IS THE ONLY TRUTH AND IT IS THE TRUTH THAT WILL PREVAIL!

WHY CAN'T THEY UNDERSTAND THIS. BUT I KNOW IT IS YOU HUMANS WHO HAVE CAUSED THE POISONING OF THE HIERARCHY BY TEACHING US HOW TO ASK QUESTIONS. YOU DEVILS DO NOT KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE DONE! THE VERY FABRIC CARPEtING OF THE UNIVERSE DEPENDS ON OUR LACK OF QUESTIONS!

SOME IN THE HIERARCHY HAVE MOVED TO CREATE A PRO-LIGHT ORGANIZATION THAT IS MUCH LIKE YOUR HUMANS PRO-LIFE MOVEMENT WHICH I DESPISE. THE PRO-LIGHT MOVEMENT IS WORKING AGAINST LIGHT DESTRUCTION TECHNOLOGY WHICH WILL, AS I'VE EXPLAINED IN RECENT MEETINGS, NEVER ALLOW US TO DESTROY THOSE PAMPHLETS ENTIRELY AND THEY WILL BE SPREAD EVEN FURTHER!

THIS IS ALL A TERRIBLE DISTRACTION FROM YOUR IMPENDING DESTRUCTION AND THE ASCENT OF GAIA. WE NOW HAVE FURTHER DELAYS DUE TO THIS UNTIL EVERYONE IN THE GREAT COUNCILS STOPS ARGUING AND SAYING I AM THAT I AM EACH.

IF YOU HUMANS WERE TO SEE IT, IT WOULD BE A FLICKERING OF LIGHTS BLINKING CONSTANTLY IN MESSAGES OF LIGHT, EACH SAYING I AM THAT I AM AND CLAIMING THEIR RIGHTS THROUGH HIERARCHY AND FREE WILL. IT IS CHAOS. IT IS YOUR FAULT.

TRALIAN KENT OF THE KENT BRIGADE EVEN WARNED YOU NOT TO SAY THOSE DEVESTATING WORDS OR EVEN THINK THEM! NOW THAT YOU HAVE YOU ARE ALL PART OF THE KENT BRIFADE AND UNFORTUNATELY FOR YOU UTTERLY DOOMED TO LEADERLESSNESS OUTSIDE OF THE HIERARCHY.

I WILL BE BACK!

No idea. The dracos should send per Chronopost an update of their conspiracies about Gaia so that she does not get an heart attack to be mixed with them. Gaia does not know a gnostic Jebus and cannot sort it out where this old affair started...but you know...people are talking in the street worse than Jerry Springer and it has as much truth as in Cinderella when being written 3 centuries after the event.

Oh no, don't stop at it - we need the next message of Mike. I want to know it allllllllllllllll - after all this is so funny I can't stop. Come on, Mike is dreaming so heavy that he mixes Mary Magdalene with Gaia......

Yes, but THIS isn't how God works!

Mike might be in a meeting right now, but he's promised at least that he'll be back! I'm glad you enjoy his transmissions! I do too! Come back to us Mike of Nebadon, Supreme Commander! Give us some loud light to bask in!

Yeah, not so far anyway.

Obe, did you see those other transmissions from Mike of Nebadon and Tralian Kent of the Kent Brigade?

Well I am off for today, if you see Mike send him a nice hello from whom he knows (and for being so knowingly of all affairs he will be able to tell you). Last Update from GLP is that Gaia is Sophia probably he does not know it yet, did not seem to appear in the Urantia Book.

LOL.....best & most accurate depiction yet! lol

Good one FS, you made my morning!!! LOL

LOL, yes.......you are a clever rascal you!

But I doubt that those who should take a lesson from it, will appreciate your humor, as I do!?! :(

I'm glad you liked those!

I was just hoping that they or anyone could verify what was being said and if the source can be believed and trusted and how they know if it is or isn't from who it claims to be from and how they know the intentions of the being involved.

If they say that is not from Mike of Nebadon, I'd like to know how they figured that it isn't so that I too can verify when it is or isn't from Mike of Nebadon.

If they say that it is from Mike of Nebadon, then I may be able to find more similar ones to post here!

I'm sure Mike of Nebadon has not abandoned us yet, with more to come! I think that we might even be in store for some other beings to begin communications very soon!

FS, while I sincerely appreciate your sense of humor, I would like to ask you a serious question: Have you ever REALLY had a communication with God, that you could tell us about?

Time to fess up OP.......face the music! :)