A thread poking fun at the illuminati thread

I worked in the Illuminati too. I was also working for Nasa. Santa. Sasquatch. Bigfoot. Loch Ness Monster. Yeti. Chinese Dragon.

Why do you make threads like that? We know you aren't who you say you are. Especially when you drag on the thread for as long as you can, not giving out any information "til you have followers" or anything like that. And then you give cryptic information.

All the supposed stuff that you KNOW is just copy-and-pasted/plagarised from other websites.