My 6th Grader has to Dress up like someone famous and give a 2 minute speech | |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 975536 United States 01/08/2011 02:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | cover your kid in catsup and send him as an abortion. Make a statement… Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1090347He could quote all the statistics and tell the Tim Tebow story. Many angles available to the lil kid. A+ on creativity! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 919411 United States 01/08/2011 03:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Ben Franklin...just have him say some of his quotes...they are great! Do it on a long piece of paper like a scroll. Jacket, with a kerchief fanned at the neck... Ben had a lot of pithy sayings. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1209397I vote for Benjamin Franklin too. He did so such a wide range of amazing things. Inventor He invented the lightening rod, bifocals, Franklin stove, odometer, and glass armonica. First Postmaster General Formed the first fire department in Pennsylvania Formed the first lending library in the U.S. A Founding Father politician a printer by trade author satirist civic activist political theorist statesman ambassador to France signer of the Declaration of Independence He was instrumental in establishing the University of Pennsylvania He published Poor Richard's Almanack and The Pennsylvania Gazette. etc. etc. etc. |
smoelike User ID: 662447 United States 01/08/2011 03:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I vote he go as: John P. Wheeler. He's the former presidential aide found dead in the garbage dump in Conn. Dress him up in business attire, sans tie, wearing only one shoe and carrying the other in his hand. Now comes the good part. You go over various conspiracy threads you find here on GLP and make up a little speach about why Wheeler was murdered. At the end he exclaims: "I'm not drunk!" Then for an encore he can segue into Kruchave (former USSR Premier) he bangs his shoe on the podium and says: "we will bury you." Then he bows to accolades and collects his A. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1090347 United States 01/08/2011 03:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | cover your kid in catsup and send him as an abortion. Make a statement… Quoting: Anonymous Coward 975536He could quote all the statistics and tell the Tim Tebow story. Many angles available to the lil kid. A+ on creativity! I'll take that as a "thanks but no thanks…" |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 975536 United States 01/08/2011 03:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I vote he go as: John P. Wheeler. He's the former presidential aide found dead in the garbage dump in Conn. Dress him up in business attire, sans tie, wearing only one shoe and carrying the other in his hand. Now comes the good part. You go over various conspiracy threads you find here on GLP and make up a little speach about why Wheeler was murdered. At the end he exclaims: "I'm not drunk!" Then for an encore he can segue into Kruchave (former USSR Premier) he bangs his shoe on the podium and says: "we will bury you." Then he bows to accolades and collects his A. Quoting: smoelike 662447Another A+ but that is not exactly what his social studies teacher is looking for. |
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Judeth User ID: 1222441 United Kingdom 01/08/2011 03:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'll admit that this one is difficult to pull off, but it's an English classic. Last Edited by Judeth on 01/08/2011 03:44 PM |
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DO SOMETHING FOR YOUR CUONTRY User ID: 1213322 Canada 01/08/2011 04:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | MRS. MARGARET THATCHER She can tell them... "I was the first woman leader for a major Western nation. I was the first person to hold a science degree to lead my country. I took a bankrupt country and gave it sustained growth. I believed that debt is wrong so I cleared the country's deficit and actually began paying off the national debt. I turned back years of welfare dependence and inspired millions to start their own business. I defended my country against an invasion and made my country a nation who everyone respected despite managing to slash defence spending.. I benefitted the small businessman and mom-and-pop stores more that big corporations. (This is statistically true). I kept to what I believed in regardless of political pressure to compromise, no matter the odds against me. I took decisions that were right, even if it was detrimental to my own supporters. ...And why? Because, as I said long ago, this lady's not for turning." |
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