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Angels and Demons in the Book of Revelation

 
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Angels and Demons in the Book of Revelation
When you read Revelation, every time you read the word ANGEL, swap it with the word DEMON.

For example:

Revelation 8

The first angel <demon> sounded his trumpet, and there came hail and fire mixed with blood, and it was hurled down on the earth. A third of the earth was burned up, a third of the trees were burned up, and all the green grass was burned up.

The second angel <demon> sounded his trumpet, and something like a huge mountain, all ablaze, was thrown into the sea. A third of the sea turned into blood, 9 a third of the living creatures in the sea died, and a third of the ships were destroyed.

The third angel <demon> sounded his trumpet, and a great star, blazing like a torch, fell from the sky on a third of the rivers and on the springs of water— 11 the name of the star is Wormwood.[a] A third of the waters turned bitter, and many people died from the waters that had become bitter.


Now, doesn't that make more sense. God did not write the Bible for all dumbshits incapable of thinking for yourself. Wake the fuck up you brainwashed idiots.
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Re: Angels and Demons in the Book of Revelation
Bump for God wrote the Bible tards.
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Re: Angels and Demons in the Book of Revelation
When you read Revelation, every time you read the word ANGEL, swap it with the word DEMON.

For example:

Revelation 8

The first angel <demon> sounded his trumpet, and there came hail and fire mixed with blood, and it was hurled down on the earth. A third of the earth was burned up, a third of the trees were burned up, and all the green grass was burned up.

The second angel <demon> sounded his trumpet, and something like a huge mountain, all ablaze, was thrown into the sea. A third of the sea turned into blood, 9 a third of the living creatures in the sea died, and a third of the ships were destroyed.

The third angel <demon> sounded his trumpet, and a great star, blazing like a torch, fell from the sky on a third of the rivers and on the springs of water— 11 the name of the star is Wormwood.[a] A third of the waters turned bitter, and many people died from the waters that had become bitter.


Now, doesn't that make more sense. God did not write the Bible for all dumbshits incapable of thinking for yourself. Wake the fuck up you brainwashed idiots.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1217088




You are a true Spiritual Retard who believes the opposite is true, that is the true definition of a reprobate mind, which usually happens to sodomites when they sear their own conscience. So, what is your excuse for your reprobate mind?
"Glory is what happens when faith overcomes adversity."
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Re: Angels and Demons in the Book of Revelation
When you read Revelation, every time you read the word ANGEL, swap it with the word DEMON.

For example:

Revelation 8

The first angel <demon> sounded his trumpet, and there came hail and fire mixed with blood, and it was hurled down on the earth. A third of the earth was burned up, a third of the trees were burned up, and all the green grass was burned up.

The second angel <demon> sounded his trumpet, and something like a huge mountain, all ablaze, was thrown into the sea. A third of the sea turned into blood, 9 a third of the living creatures in the sea died, and a third of the ships were destroyed.

The third angel <demon> sounded his trumpet, and a great star, blazing like a torch, fell from the sky on a third of the rivers and on the springs of water— 11 the name of the star is Wormwood.[a] A third of the waters turned bitter, and many people died from the waters that had become bitter.


Now, doesn't that make more sense. God did not write the Bible for all dumbshits incapable of thinking for yourself. Wake the fuck up you brainwashed idiots.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1217088

If you believe we can randomly swap out words, then we can make the Bible read anyway we want. Or, on the other hand, we can read the Word as it is written and learn the character and will of God.

By the way, if you are serious about swapping words in the Bible, you will not have much success doing it in English. You will have to refer to the original Greek.

By the way again, the English word 'angel' in the Bible is a translation of the Greek word that means 'messenger'. The opposite of a messenger is not a demon... okie dokie kiddo?
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Re: Angels and Demons in the Book of Revelation
Bump for God wrote the Bible tards.
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You are a true Spiritual Retard who believes the opposite is true, that is the true definition of a reprobate mind, which usually happens to sodomites when they sear their own conscience. So, what is your excuse for your reprobate mind?
 Quoting: Wingedlion



Here we go with reprobate. Dumbshit Christians answers to anyone who questions the God of the Bible.

WORSHIP ME!!! OBEY ME!!! BELIEVE I DIED FOR YOUR SINS!!! DO THESE THINGS OR ELSE I WILL BURN YOU FOR ETERNITY.

What a total crock of shit!!!

Wake the fuck up and stop believing this nonsense.
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Re: Angels and Demons in the Book of Revelation
If you believe we can randomly swap out words, then we can make the Bible read anyway we want. Or, on the other hand, we can read the Word as it is written and learn the character and will of God.

By the way, if you are serious about swapping words in the Bible, you will not have much success doing it in English. You will have to refer to the original Greek.

By the way again, the English word 'angel' in the Bible is a translation of the Greek word that means 'messenger'. The opposite of a messenger is not a demon... okie dokie kiddo?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1186745



And here we have a prime example why the Bible is not the word of God. Every fucking Christian I know has their own correct interpretation of the Bible.

It's a messenger, not an angel. Well, what the fuck is a supernatural messenger? Huh, dumbass? It's either a demon or an angel.

Christians are fucked up mind-controlled slaves to their evil piece of shit God of the Bible.

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