Hans The Magnificent
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User ID: 1221543
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01/11/2011 05:35 PM
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Report Copyright Violation | HEY YOU LADIES...A QUESTION HEY YOU LADIES...A QUESTIONIs my GF hinting that she wants jewelry? She just texted this to me....A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.” The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?” “Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.” Your unban request was denied.
About the Avatar: It is Die Wasserturm (The Watertower)in Mannheim Germany a local landmark.I used to make wishes on it as a kid. It seems to come through for me still.
Lieber ein Ende mit Schrecken, als Schrecken ohne Ende." Deutsche Sprichwort
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Enaid
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01/11/2011 05:42 PM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: HEY YOU LADIES...A QUESTION Jewelry. Damn. I only get a back massage. pfft. Personal responsibility - try it sometime. Quit blaming others for your bad choices. Consequences happen.
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