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MY GIRLFRIEND WANTS ME TO GET A TATTOO

 
CHRISTIAN
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01/11/2011 09:11 PM
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MY GIRLFRIEND WANTS ME TO GET A TATTOO
I have a new beautiful girlfriend and she is a tattoo freak.
She spends all the money she earns on new tattoos.
I am a christan and don't like having tattoos on my body but slowly slowly she has been changing my mind and she bribes me with sex.
She knows that she has a very powerful and strong sexual magnetism and she can manipulate me by witholding sex.
I started relenting by accepting a small tattoo on my right heel. It is a chinese symbol of yin and yang and is in black and white and looks nice on my dark skin.
Then I agreed to get one on my right buttock because I thought that not many people would see it.
Now she is pestering me to get a red snake at the back of my neck and I am not sure if I should do it.
She has been giving me the cold treatment and she hasn't consented to sex since new year's eve.
Every day that goes by I am getting more angry and frustrated because of the hormones build up.
Is it really against christianity to get tattos?
do you think Jesus would get tattos if it was the fashion of the times he lived in?
i think romans had tattoos but i am not sure if christians did in those days.
wisc_natureboy

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01/11/2011 09:14 PM
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Not even for a wife.
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Big'Ez

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01/11/2011 09:15 PM
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Re: MY GIRLFRIEND WANTS ME TO GET A TATTOO
Have teardrop tattooed under one of your eyes.



That said getting a tattoo merely because she wants you to get one, would only serve as a badge to say you have been owned big time.



Chances are she'll lose all respect for you.

Woman are funny like that.
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pro lurker

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01/11/2011 09:15 PM
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jesus would tell you to man up and slap some sense into that dumb bitch.
“A great deal of intelligence can be invested in ignorance when the need for illusion is deep.”
Anonymous Coward
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01/11/2011 09:15 PM
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Re: MY GIRLFRIEND WANTS ME TO GET A TATTOO
What are you doing fornicating with that Jezebel in the first place? The Bible says that you should not place marks on yourself.

But since you're not listening to the rest of it either you might as well go all the way.
HL Shancken

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01/11/2011 09:16 PM
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What she really means is that she wants you to drive a tow truck for the rest of your life and beat her occasionally.
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Anonymous Coward
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01/11/2011 09:16 PM
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You're completely pussy-whipped. Oh, that's right... you're christian so you can't think for yourself.
Anonymous Coward
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01/11/2011 09:17 PM
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Re: MY GIRLFRIEND WANTS ME TO GET A TATTOO
tattoos used to be kind of hip and underground but now they are all for mainstream cheese-ball hollywood/porn types tounge

u ever go to the market and see like a 60 year old lady covered in faded tats? do you want your future wife like that? hiding
pvs
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01/11/2011 09:18 PM
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a tattoo used 2 b an act of a rebel

now its an act of a conformist
Big'Ez

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01/11/2011 09:19 PM
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Re: MY GIRLFRIEND WANTS ME TO GET A TATTOO
I have a new beautiful girlfriend and she is a tattoo freak.
She spends all the money she earns on new tattoos.
I am a christan and don't like having tattoos on my body but slowly slowly she has been changing my mind and she bribes me with sex.
She knows that she has a very powerful and strong sexual magnetism and she can manipulate me by witholding sex.
I started relenting by accepting a small tattoo on my right heel. It is a chinese symbol of yin and yang and is in black and white and looks nice on my dark skin.
Then I agreed to get one on my right buttock because I thought that not many people would see it.
Now she is pestering me to get a red snake at the back of my neck and I am not sure if I should do it.
She has been giving me the cold treatment and she hasn't consented to sex since new year's eve.
Every day that goes by I am getting more angry and frustrated because of the hormones build up.
Is it really against christianity to get tattos?
do you think Jesus would get tattos if it was the fashion of the times he lived in?
i think romans had tattoos but i am not sure if christians did in those days.
 Quoting: CHRISTIAN 1226625



As for the Christian thing.

You seem to have no problem with sex before marriage.

And no, Jesus wouldn't get a tattoo.

No one would half a brain would get a tattoo.


How many leaders, bankers, etc, do you see with that shit?


They're just symbols of the sheep.
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Departing from the soul's evil, that is wisdom.
Anonymous Coward
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01/11/2011 09:19 PM
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Re: MY GIRLFRIEND WANTS ME TO GET A TATTOO
a tattoo used 2 b an act of a rebel

now its an act of a conformist
 Quoting: pvs 1209576



Because everyone has tattoos right, bro.


Go smoke your cigs behind the P.E. storage shed fag.
Anonymous Coward
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01/11/2011 09:20 PM
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Re: MY GIRLFRIEND WANTS ME TO GET A TATTOO
Charles Manson got a swastika tattooed on his forehead. You don't hear people saying bad things about Charles Manson, do you?
CHRISTIAN (OP)
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01/11/2011 09:22 PM
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she used to have the most gorgeous milk white thighs you ever saw and matching breasts and buttocks.
Now in a matter of less than six months she is virtually all covered in horrible tattoos.
I am still addicted to her body and sex magnetism but now I have to dim the lights when we have intercourse so I wont have to see the tattos.
Anonymous Coward
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01/11/2011 09:26 PM
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OP: Assuming you are telling the truth...move on before you are all tatted up like some circus freak. Not worth it.
Daniel's Seventieth Seven
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01/11/2011 09:27 PM
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Leviticus 19:

28Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the LORD.




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Anonymous Coward
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01/11/2011 09:35 PM
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Run far and fast. Any woman who will use sex to manipulate you into getting tattoos, will own you when it comes to something important.

Use what's left of your mush up top and run!
Anonymous Coward
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01/11/2011 09:35 PM
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Re: MY GIRLFRIEND WANTS ME TO GET A TATTOO
jesus would tell you to man up and slap some sense into that dumb bitch.
 Quoting: pro lurker



Jesus wouldnt tell you anything because he is not real.
Anonymous Coward
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Re: MY GIRLFRIEND WANTS ME TO GET A TATTOO
Leviticus 19:

28Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the LORD.




.)
 Quoting: Daniel's Seventieth Seven 1071051



STFU CHRISTFAG GO SOMWHERE ELSE THIS IS MNOT THE PLACE FOR U
Anonymous Coward
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01/11/2011 09:38 PM
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Re: MY GIRLFRIEND WANTS ME TO GET A TATTOO
she used to have the most gorgeous milk white thighs you ever saw and matching breasts and buttocks.
Now in a matter of less than six months she is virtually all covered in horrible tattoos.
I am still addicted to her body and sex magnetism but now I have to dim the lights when we have intercourse so I wont have to see the tattos.
 Quoting: CHRISTIAN 1226625


YOUR NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING PRE MARITAL SEX IF YOU ARE TELLING THE TRUTH. DOES YOUR PUSSY HURT BITCH? DOES IT HURT REAL BAD? GO FIND SOMEONE WORTH WHILE TO TALK TO INSTEAD OF POSTING YOUR PROBLEMS ON A MASS FORUM. YOU HAVE WASTED MY FUCKING TIME CUNT. DRAB DRAB LOOK AT ME DUMB BULLSHIT. IF YOU ARE A SHEEP BREAK UP. IF NOT STFU AND GTFO.
Anonymous Coward
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01/11/2011 09:40 PM
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OP: Assuming you are telling the truth...move on before you are all tatted up like some circus freak. Not worth it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1209397


Agreed....they are addicting, I've seen it happen to people.

They get one and another, and another.

Most people regret them later on.

I would advise against it, since you are looking for opinions.
Anonymous Coward
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01/11/2011 09:40 PM
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Re: MY GIRLFRIEND WANTS ME TO GET A TATTOO
be your own person. be a man.
SkyZ

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01/11/2011 09:42 PM
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you don't sound like a true christian op, if your having sex before marriage etc..but w/e

don't get the tattoo just because your gf is a manipulating cow, if you get one make sure its something you want!
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Re: MY GIRLFRIEND WANTS ME TO GET A TATTOO
I have a new beautiful girlfriend and she is a tattoo freak.
She spends all the money she earns on new tattoos.
I am a christan and don't like having tattoos on my body but slowly slowly she has been changing my mind and she bribes me with sex.
She knows that she has a very powerful and strong sexual magnetism and she can manipulate me by witholding sex.
I started relenting by accepting a small tattoo on my right heel. It is a chinese symbol of yin and yang and is in black and white and looks nice on my dark skin.
Then I agreed to get one on my right buttock because I thought that not many people would see it.
Now she is pestering me to get a red snake at the back of my neck and I am not sure if I should do it.
She has been giving me the cold treatment and she hasn't consented to sex since new year's eve.
Every day that goes by I am getting more angry and frustrated because of the hormones build up.
Is it really against christianity to get tattos?
do you think Jesus would get tattos if it was the fashion of the times he lived in?
i think romans had tattoos but i am not sure if christians did in those days.
 Quoting: CHRISTIAN 1226625


Nothing says low class like a tattoo on women.
She's a MANIPULATOR.....don't walk...RUN AWAY!!!!


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Anonymous Coward
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Re: MY GIRLFRIEND WANTS ME TO GET A TATTOO
If you do it, do it for you.
if you do it for her you "will" regret it.
Anonymous Coward
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01/11/2011 09:44 PM
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If you do it, then you break up then you'll be marked like a cattle.
Anonymous Coward
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01/11/2011 09:44 PM
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if she is withholding sex to get you to do something she want you to do. kick her to the curb, it's only the tip of the iceberg bro.

better to learn now, than 5, 10, 20 yrs down the road after you marry her..

Run now !
SkyZ

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01/11/2011 09:47 PM
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a tattoo will be fore life, do you see yourself spending the rest of your life with this girl?

if later she dumps you or you get into a fight / break up you will regret that tattoo
Fuck your gunfights all i need is one mic and crowd time and i could outshine the sunlight on Cloud9!
Irdooooomed

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01/11/2011 09:50 PM
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The Bible tells us that the body is a temple, why would you deface your's?

Also you could tell your girlfriend you're saving your money to invest it, or to gain a interest payment on it. If you tell her you're thinking of building a future with her she might give up on the tattoos as they're just another expense.
Anonymous Coward
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01/11/2011 09:51 PM
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Don't do it man. Tats are forever. Painful and expensive to remove. Take a step back and honestly evaluate your relationship and real reason for that relationship.
God played a dirty trick on men by not giving us enough blood to fill both heads at the same. Don't be thinkin' with the wrong one! Enjoy the physical as long as you can but eventually it will get old...then what.
Do you like her..as a person? Would she be your best friend if she was a guy? 95% of your waking relationship is as friends, doin' stuff. Once the sex gets old, friendship is the base of the togetherness. Is your relationship comfortable or is it a chore with arguments or "If you loved me you'd....... Does she keep you out late when you have to work the next day?
Seriously, I've been married 30 yrs to my best friend, She has always fit like a glove, physically, emotionally and spiritualy.
I'm not saying run away, just take a step back and look at the big picture. You'd never force your best bud to do something he didn't want to. Think respect. Good Luck.
The Biss

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01/11/2011 09:52 PM
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Aw hell naw... Girl like that'll leave you in a heartbeat, and what do you have then but a CONSTANT FRICKIN REMINDER of the HELL she put you through.... AHHHHHH AH AH AHHHHhhhHHHHH!
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CHRISTIAN (OP)
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Re: MY GIRLFRIEND WANTS ME TO GET A TATTOO
if she is withholding sex to get you to do something she want you to do. kick her to the curb, it's only the tip of the iceberg bro.

better to learn now, than 5, 10, 20 yrs down the road after you marry her..

Run now !
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1161405

I can't run from her. I want her bad and cannot live without her.
My testosterone build up is making me going mad.
She is not your run of the mill typical girl.
She has a most gorgeous body and a magnetic smiling eyes that melt you like an icecream on a hot day.
If I should lose her I might as well be dead

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