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Theory: Jesus' Mother Mary Abducted By Aliens - Inseminated by Annunaki?

 
Anonymous Coward
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Theory: Jesus' Mother Mary Abducted By Aliens - Inseminated by Annunaki?
Would it be plausible that Mary was abducted at night, and was impregnated by the Annunaki/Aliens, and that's why she thought it was a virgin birth? Because she does not remember or had no clue she was abducted?

And that Jesus had advanced intelligence/IQ because of Annunaki DNA and he inherently knew the laws of nature and the basis of good/evil? And that's how he was so philosophical and smart? Spreading the word of love and acceptance?

Then when he was crucified the Annunaki used HAARP-like tech to shake the ground to give the impression of a God's reaction to the Romans, and then brought him back to life and he ascended through the clouds into a UFO in the upper atmosphere?

Eh? Eh?
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01/12/2011 01:50 PM
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Re: Theory: Jesus' Mother Mary Abducted By Aliens - Inseminated by Annunaki?
oh well...I don't know. Anythings possible I guess. Would love to see what others have to say.

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04/20/2011 09:57 PM
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Re: Theory: Jesus' Mother Mary Abducted By Aliens - Inseminated by Annunaki?
I was thinking the same exact thing lol, I searched google about this, and found your post.. There is an ancient painting called "the madonna" with a ufo in the sky in the background.
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Re: Theory: Jesus' Mother Mary Abducted By Aliens - Inseminated by Annunaki?
I'm more inclined to believe the ancient truth...that she slipped and fell on an erect penis.
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04/20/2011 10:12 PM
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Re: Theory: Jesus' Mother Mary Abducted By Aliens - Inseminated by Annunaki?
Would it be plausible that Mary was abducted at night, and was impregnated by the Annunaki/Aliens, and that's why she thought it was a virgin birth? Because she does not remember or had no clue she was abducted?

And that Jesus had advanced intelligence/IQ because of Annunaki DNA and he inherently knew the laws of nature and the basis of good/evil? And that's how he was so philosophical and smart? Spreading the word of love and acceptance?

Then when he was crucified the Annunaki used HAARP-like tech to shake the ground to give the impression of a God's reaction to the Romans, and then brought him back to life and he ascended through the clouds into a UFO in the upper atmosphere?

Eh? Eh?
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This is 100% probably true.
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04/20/2011 10:24 PM
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Re: Theory: Jesus' Mother Mary Abducted By Aliens - Inseminated by Annunaki?
I have believed for a long time that the "star" that moved and stood over the manger in Bethlehem was a space vehicle.
The rest of your theory sounds quite plausable also.
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04/20/2011 10:26 PM
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Re: Theory: Jesus' Mother Mary Abducted By Aliens - Inseminated by Annunaki?
No.
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04/22/2011 03:45 PM
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Re: Theory: Jesus' Mother Mary Abducted By Aliens - Inseminated by Annunaki?
Thread: The secret of Renne le Chateau (Page 22)
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04/22/2011 03:46 PM
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Re: Theory: Jesus' Mother Mary Abducted By Aliens - Inseminated by Annunaki?
good plausible theory.
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04/22/2011 03:47 PM
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Re: Theory: Jesus' Mother Mary Abducted By Aliens - Inseminated by Annunaki?
true story of a guy abducted by the annunaki Thread: "Fire In the Sky" by Travis Walton....Tru Account of Annunaki Abduction!!!
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04/22/2011 03:48 PM
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Re: Theory: Jesus' Mother Mary Abducted By Aliens - Inseminated by Annunaki?
The actual bible story is more believable than this...
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Re: Theory: Jesus' Mother Mary Abducted By Aliens - Inseminated by Annunaki?
The actual bible story is more believable than this...
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why? abductions take place alot. There are hundreds of accounts.
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Re: Theory: Jesus' Mother Mary Abducted By Aliens - Inseminated by Annunaki?
Wow! Never heard that theory before!

Hang on. No, sorry, I have. Yes. Many times in fact.

Carry on.
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Pleidians actually. Annunaki were the Gods of the old testament.
"Arrows of hate have been shot at me too, but they never hit me, because somehow they belonged to another world, with which I have no connection whatsoever." - Albert Einstein
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Re: Theory: Jesus' Mother Mary Abducted By Aliens - Inseminated by Annunaki?
That's the same exact conclusion I've come to. Christ's return... He will come from the heavens in a "chariot of fire" and save 144,000 chosen ones. There's not enough rooms on board the ship to take 144,001. Duh!

abductabductabductabduct
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Re: Theory: Jesus' Mother Mary Abducted By Aliens - Inseminated by Annunaki?
mary's rape by god is almost a modern day alien abduction scenario.

blinding white light, pregnancy with no sex.

the bible is a scifi novel based on ancient human perception.
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Re: Theory: Jesus' Mother Mary Abducted By Aliens - Inseminated by Annunaki?
The actual bible story is more believable than this...
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You are more than 1 kind of stupid. Its because of simpletons like yourself the human race isn't advancing at a more rapid pace. Your parents must be so incredibly proud of the bubble fucked absent minded, just knock of the park adult you've miraculously became. Jebus Chist you might actually want to read the bible
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Re: Theory: Jesus' Mother Mary Abducted By Aliens - Inseminated by Annunaki?
This 'theory' has been around for decades.

Even as a kid in catechism I was like starts don't move through the sky. At 12 years old I KNEW it was Annunaki. And that was back in 1986.

It is so plausible that it should be considered fact. There are no other reasonable explanations.
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Re: Theory: Jesus' Mother Mary Abducted By Aliens - Inseminated by Annunaki?
Would it be plausible that Mary was abducted at night, and was impregnated by the Annunaki/Aliens, and that's why she thought it was a virgin birth? Because she does not remember or had no clue she was abducted?

And that Jesus had advanced intelligence/IQ because of Annunaki DNA and he inherently knew the laws of nature and the basis of good/evil? And that's how he was so philosophical and smart? Spreading the word of love and acceptance?

Then when he was crucified the Annunaki used HAARP-like tech to shake the ground to give the impression of a God's reaction to the Romans, and then brought him back to life and he ascended through the clouds into a UFO in the upper atmosphere?

Eh? Eh?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1214012


Is that is your point of view, then


Where is Jesus now?
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