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Theory: Jesus' Mother Mary Abducted By Aliens - Inseminated by Annunaki?

 
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Theory: Jesus' Mother Mary Abducted By Aliens - Inseminated by Annunaki?
Would it be plausible that Mary was abducted at night, and was impregnated by the Annunaki/Aliens, and that's why she thought it was a virgin birth? Because she does not remember or had no clue she was abducted?

And that Jesus had advanced intelligence/IQ because of Annunaki DNA and he inherently knew the laws of nature and the basis of good/evil? And that's how he was so philosophical and smart? Spreading the word of love and acceptance?

Then when he was crucified the Annunaki used HAARP-like tech to shake the ground to give the impression of a God's reaction to the Romans, and then brought him back to life and he ascended through the clouds into a UFO in the upper atmosphere?

Eh? Eh?
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oh well...I don't know. Anythings possible I guess. Would love to see what others have to say.

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I was thinking the same exact thing lol, I searched google about this, and found your post.. There is an ancient painting called "the madonna" with a ufo in the sky in the background.
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Re: Theory: Jesus' Mother Mary Abducted By Aliens - Inseminated by Annunaki?
I'm more inclined to believe the ancient truth...that she slipped and fell on an erect penis.
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Re: Theory: Jesus' Mother Mary Abducted By Aliens - Inseminated by Annunaki?
Would it be plausible that Mary was abducted at night, and was impregnated by the Annunaki/Aliens, and that's why she thought it was a virgin birth? Because she does not remember or had no clue she was abducted?

And that Jesus had advanced intelligence/IQ because of Annunaki DNA and he inherently knew the laws of nature and the basis of good/evil? And that's how he was so philosophical and smart? Spreading the word of love and acceptance?

Then when he was crucified the Annunaki used HAARP-like tech to shake the ground to give the impression of a God's reaction to the Romans, and then brought him back to life and he ascended through the clouds into a UFO in the upper atmosphere?

Eh? Eh?
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This is 100% probably true.
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Re: Theory: Jesus' Mother Mary Abducted By Aliens - Inseminated by Annunaki?
I have believed for a long time that the "star" that moved and stood over the manger in Bethlehem was a space vehicle.
The rest of your theory sounds quite plausable also.
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Re: Theory: Jesus' Mother Mary Abducted By Aliens - Inseminated by Annunaki?
No.
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Re: Theory: Jesus' Mother Mary Abducted By Aliens - Inseminated by Annunaki?
Thread: The secret of Renne le Chateau (Page 22)
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Re: Theory: Jesus' Mother Mary Abducted By Aliens - Inseminated by Annunaki?
good plausible theory.
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true story of a guy abducted by the annunaki Thread: "Fire In the Sky" by Travis Walton....Tru Account of Annunaki Abduction!!!
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Re: Theory: Jesus' Mother Mary Abducted By Aliens - Inseminated by Annunaki?
The actual bible story is more believable than this...
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The actual bible story is more believable than this...
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why? abductions take place alot. There are hundreds of accounts.
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Re: Theory: Jesus' Mother Mary Abducted By Aliens - Inseminated by Annunaki?
Wow! Never heard that theory before!

Hang on. No, sorry, I have. Yes. Many times in fact.

Carry on.
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Pleidians actually. Annunaki were the Gods of the old testament.
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Re: Theory: Jesus' Mother Mary Abducted By Aliens - Inseminated by Annunaki?
That's the same exact conclusion I've come to. Christ's return... He will come from the heavens in a "chariot of fire" and save 144,000 chosen ones. There's not enough rooms on board the ship to take 144,001. Duh!

abductabductabductabduct
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Re: Theory: Jesus' Mother Mary Abducted By Aliens - Inseminated by Annunaki?
mary's rape by god is almost a modern day alien abduction scenario.

blinding white light, pregnancy with no sex.

the bible is a scifi novel based on ancient human perception.
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Re: Theory: Jesus' Mother Mary Abducted By Aliens - Inseminated by Annunaki?
The actual bible story is more believable than this...
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You are more than 1 kind of stupid. Its because of simpletons like yourself the human race isn't advancing at a more rapid pace. Your parents must be so incredibly proud of the bubble fucked absent minded, just knock of the park adult you've miraculously became. Jebus Chist you might actually want to read the bible
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Re: Theory: Jesus' Mother Mary Abducted By Aliens - Inseminated by Annunaki?
This 'theory' has been around for decades.

Even as a kid in catechism I was like starts don't move through the sky. At 12 years old I KNEW it was Annunaki. And that was back in 1986.

It is so plausible that it should be considered fact. There are no other reasonable explanations.
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Re: Theory: Jesus' Mother Mary Abducted By Aliens - Inseminated by Annunaki?
Would it be plausible that Mary was abducted at night, and was impregnated by the Annunaki/Aliens, and that's why she thought it was a virgin birth? Because she does not remember or had no clue she was abducted?

And that Jesus had advanced intelligence/IQ because of Annunaki DNA and he inherently knew the laws of nature and the basis of good/evil? And that's how he was so philosophical and smart? Spreading the word of love and acceptance?

Then when he was crucified the Annunaki used HAARP-like tech to shake the ground to give the impression of a God's reaction to the Romans, and then brought him back to life and he ascended through the clouds into a UFO in the upper atmosphere?

Eh? Eh?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1214012


Is that is your point of view, then


Where is Jesus now?
peterok2013 We are alone in the Earth, there is no god now so our life is a job that we should do in order to survive more ...
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Re: Theory: Jesus' Mother Mary Abducted By Aliens - Inseminated by Annunaki?
this message may sound crazy but I've been wondering if Mary was the alien. After all she went up in the assumption after Christ death, Christ said he was the son of man,and that would explain where he learned so much. Just a thought.
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Would it be plausible that Mary was abducted at night, and was impregnated by the Annunaki/Aliens, and that's why she thought it was a virgin birth? Because she does not remember or had no clue she was abducted?


 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1214012


It's plausible it's vague metaphor like the rest of the Bible and never actually happened like that?
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Where is Jesus now?
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In people's hearts and minds.

Like the common cold or T. gondii or the chestburster or a bad case of indigestion.
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Re: Theory: Jesus' Mother Mary Abducted By Aliens - Inseminated by Annunaki?
Possibly.
As Mulder once said, "the truth is out there".

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Re: Theory: Jesus' Mother Mary Abducted By Aliens - Inseminated by Annunaki?
It could have been a real encounter with a humanlike et.
But an abduction fits just as easily.
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Plausible - yes! My only objection is that it was the Annunaki! They don't display the nature that Jesus displayed! hf
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Of course it happened that way. Nothing else really explains it - and the old paintings do have space vehicles in the sky.
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Would it be plausible that Mary was abducted at night, and was impregnated by the Annunaki/Aliens, and that's why she thought it was a virgin birth? Because she does not remember or had no clue she was abducted?

And that Jesus had advanced intelligence/IQ because of Annunaki DNA and he inherently knew the laws of nature and the basis of good/evil? And that's how he was so philosophical and smart? Spreading the word of love and acceptance?

Then when he was crucified the Annunaki used HAARP-like tech to shake the ground to give the impression of a God's reaction to the Romans, and then brought him back to life and he ascended through the clouds into a UFO in the upper atmosphere?

Eh? Eh?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1214012


You've only just now worked all that out?

Is it possible? No, it's PROBABLE.
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Re: Theory: Jesus' Mother Mary Abducted By Aliens - Inseminated by Annunaki?
turn off the ancient aliens yoda
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Re: Theory: Jesus' Mother Mary Abducted By Aliens - Inseminated by Annunaki?
Naw, man, he did shrooms.
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Re: Theory: Jesus' Mother Mary Abducted By Aliens - Inseminated by Annunaki?
Pretty much spot on, but not too sure of the race of Alien though.

If it happened today, it would be classed as an abduction. Close Encounter of the 4th kind.

Both the birth and the death are very suspicious given a rational scientific explanation.

If I was Joseph, I'd feel a bit cheated upon. Your wife states that she a virgin, but she is pregnant, and this was told to her by an 'angel'. This being before angels were a Christian object, as all this was pre-Christianity as Jesus hadn't started his role as he wasn't born.





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