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So my daughter came to me for work advice - she got an official "write up" for a fart. WTF?!

 
DeltaUp

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01/14/2011 12:10 AM
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Re: So my daughter came to me for work advice - she got an official "write up" for a fart. WTF?!
If the 'mishap' was a slip,followed by a quick apology,then no harm.Now if this happened often,or purposeful,then he could take her aside and inform her of proper work ethics.A write up,hmmm,a bit too much,I think.Then again,a woman sued a man at a grocery store for passing gas in her nose distance,and won the case.Go figure.They probably have a stimulis bill for passing gas too now. A man once was purposefully passing gas at a buffet,I had enough of his rudeness,turned around and as loud as I could said "look bud,if you are practicing to be a ventriloquist and that's as far as you can throw your voice,you need to give it up,cause your breath stinks!"
Gotta find the humor at times..but there is a time and place.Best wishes.
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01/14/2011 12:28 AM

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Re: So my daughter came to me for work advice - she got an official "write up" for a fart. WTF?!
If the 'mishap' was a slip,followed by a quick apology,then no harm.Now if this happened often,or purposeful,then he could take her aside and inform her of proper work ethics.A write up,hmmm,a bit too much,I think.Then again,a woman sued a man at a grocery store for passing gas in her nose distance,and won the case.Go figure.They probably have a stimulis bill for passing gas too now. A man once was purposefully passing gas at a buffet,I had enough of his rudeness,turned around and as loud as I could said "look bud,if you are practicing to be a ventriloquist and that's as far as you can throw your voice,you need to give it up,cause your breath stinks!"
Gotta find the humor at times..but there is a time and place.Best wishes.
 Quoting: DeltaUp

Only in Oregon...a fart labeled as "decimating the airspace"
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01/14/2011 12:30 AM

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Re: So my daughter came to me for work advice - she got an official "write up" for a fart. WTF?!
Time for the flaming bag of poo and the doorbell trick.........
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01/14/2011 12:33 AM

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Re: So my daughter came to me for work advice - she got an official "write up" for a fart. WTF?!
Time for the flaming bag of poo and the doorbell trick.........
 Quoting: Sultan of Sublime ^o^

We thought about rigging his office with a fart machine but something tells me he wouldn't see the humor in the joke!
"Well-behaved women seldom make history." —Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

I am only one, but I am one. I cannot do everything, but I can do something. And I will not let what I cannot do interfere with what I can do. ~Edward Everett Hale
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01/14/2011 01:08 AM

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Re: So my daughter came to me for work advice - she got an official "write up" for a fart. WTF?!
laughlaughlaughlaughlaughlaugh

pretty and young?

lotta $$ in fart videos.

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I will save that advice for when she truly needs to be embarrassed.
"Well-behaved women seldom make history." —Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

I am only one, but I am one. I cannot do everything, but I can do something. And I will not let what I cannot do interfere with what I can do. ~Edward Everett Hale
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01/14/2011 01:18 AM

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Re: So my daughter came to me for work advice - she got an official "write up" for a fart. WTF?!
Any advice from the night crowd?
"Well-behaved women seldom make history." —Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

I am only one, but I am one. I cannot do everything, but I can do something. And I will not let what I cannot do interfere with what I can do. ~Edward Everett Hale





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