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Coming to a Doctor's office near you: The BEHAVIORAL VACCINE

 
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I'm sick of having to be heavily armed...
against vaccinations.
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After years of practice, the doctor and his team have put up a vaccine that will carry some genes deep into our brain that will neutralize these hormones before they can cause some more damage. It’s going to create a state of ‘focused calm’, which will help us cope better with coming stressful situations.


Last week, a Stanford University colleague, nicknamed the vaccine ‘the Sapolsky shot’, said that “in humans this engineered virus would short-circuit the neural feedback caused by stress, that lingering feeling of tension after a crisis has passed.  It would leave you fresher and ready to deal with another threat, so you can maintain your drive, but with more focused calm rather than bad temper and digestion. This could change society.”

Although until the vaccine is ready and done we’ll have to use the traditional methods, like yoga and pills, to relieve the stress, the fact that there’s something on its way to make us feel better, is a very comforting thought and it actually helps with coping with the stressful situations in our daily lives.
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uh, no thanks as I enjoy the adrenaline rush from when I get angry and the buzz that lasts for 5-10 minutes .

We do not need mood altering big pharma drugs or mandated vaccines to alter reality.
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those vaccines will turn you into dumbed down sheep
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not much of a stretch
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The Institute of Medicine reported in 2009 on the availability of “behavioral vaccines” against mental illness, addictions, violence, emotional problems, suicide and other behavioral ills. This is not voodoo science. These are the findings of our most respected medical and scientific researchers as published in peer-reviewed journals.

Get on the waiting list!
 Quoting: ItWontHurtNone 1230798

Biggest thing to consider is that prayer, meditation teaching, being patient, forgiving, acting with dignity and grace, letting go of resentments, all of these will dramatically reduce mental illness,
You see these meds mess up the mind and maybe produce a socially acceptable result to an individual in a socially unacceptable situation, all the reasons stay hidden under all the rocks and all the tools used for thousands of years are forgotten for many reasons,

Before there were meds, there was prayer, it was very hard and tested the individual and people did not make it, but those who did learned strength of character, many positive traits, repeating the name of of god alone can do this, this is the discipline, it is not obeying another insane human, but being able to tap into the universal source.
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[link to www.cbsnews.com]

If that's not a "behavioral vaccine" !?
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even more frightenening.



The State of Oregon refused to pay for a woman's cancer treatment, instead telling her they'd pay for assisted suicide. The head of the death panel admitted they have to consider the costs involved.

[link to www.youtube.com]


Both are scary.

God, how horrible, pay for a suicide, as least make her comfortable on her own, et her be a princess for her final days as her own body takes her with dignity.

Cutting short a person's life is not assisted suicide it called murder!!!
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the video also said, "her doctor contacted the pharmaceutical company who agreed to give her the medication for free."

clappa
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Stop making junk food
Stop advertising junk food
Stop showing reality tv crap
Stop playing autotuned 'music'

And you will see all these behavioral disorders go away in under a year
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TRANSHUMANISM being passed off as public health policy...

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why was this one pinned
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Wow, even I am amazed! Thamks!
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Wow using what we knew about human behavior in 1900... it's about time. :)
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Vaccinations contain poisonous shit to the human body like mercury and other shit. I forgot what it was. I don't trust vaccines really. But I'll have to go with it IF I am on the verge of dying from a sickness with a Vaccine available.

I think these "new" vaccines seem like bullshit.

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I fear this is a microchip in disguise... hiding
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The Institute of Medicine reported in 2009 on the availability of “behavioral vaccines” against mental illness, addictions, violence, emotional problems, suicide and other behavioral ills. This is not voodoo science. These are the findings of our most respected medical and scientific researchers as published in peer-reviewed journals.

Get on the waiting list!
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Sweet. We really have going to have a shot for everything one day!
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Read more here:

[link to www.newswise.com]
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In the year 3535
Ain't gonna need to tell the truth, tell no lies
Everything you think, do, or say
Is in the pill you took today.


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The Institute of Medicine reported in 2009 on the availability of “behavioral vaccines” against mental illness, addictions, violence, emotional problems, suicide and other behavioral ills. This is not voodoo science. These are the findings of our most respected medical and scientific researchers as published in peer-reviewed journals.

Get on the waiting list!

Sweet. We really have going to have a shot for everything one day!
 Quoting: Taurus757



You said it! Just found this from 2008, a vaccine for FARTING! (for cows and sheep at first, to reduce gases contributing to AGW) The writer goes on to suggest that our mad scientists should make a vaccine against agression since they have already isolated the gene by that time. Its amazing, there are truly NO LIMITS! Vaccine for ____________ <--- U fill in the blank.
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This is not a needle based vaccine..it is a social program.
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There is in fact,actual medical procedures which can ''essentialy'' make people immune from ceartain forms of addictions.The problem with these procedures is that if you have one, the parts of your brain that allow you to feel pleasure will be severly deminished,and you will live the rest of your life,like an obediant worker bee.The corporate NWO would love for you to have one of these procedures preformed on you.
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The Institute of Medicine reported in 2009 on the availability of “behavioral vaccines” against mental illness, addictions, violence, emotional problems, suicide and other behavioral ills. This is not voodoo science. These are the findings of our most respected medical and scientific researchers as published in peer-reviewed journals.

Get on the waiting list!

Sweet. We really have going to have a shot for everything one day!



You said it! Just found this from 2008, a vaccine for FARTING! (for cows and sheep at first, to reduce gases contributing to AGW) The writer goes on to suggest that our mad scientists should make a vaccine against agression since they have already isolated the gene by that time. Its amazing, there are truly NO LIMITS! Vaccine for ____________ <--- U fill in the blank.
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Oops! Forgot the link - [link to www.maddogproductions.com]
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Excerpt(article on Fart vaccine)
"   Once they have the degasser perfected they can get down to work on vaccines for other genes. Since scientists have discovered genes that affect aggression, how about creating an anti-aggression vaccine? Given to babies, it could bring about the end of violent crime, bar fights, marital spats, and war in one short generation. Sure it would ruin professional football, tennis, and videogames other than Barbie Fairytopia, but would that really be such a bad thing? I mean, we’d still have non-aggressive sports like golf. Without any clubs being thrown, too. All in all it would be a small price to pay to have smiley, calm, friendly presidential debates."
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Vaccine for forgetfulness

[link to health.iafrica.com]

27 April 2010 developed by the Austrian biotech firm Affiris soon to be tested in 6 European countries.

Where' s Jane Burgermeister? Jane, a little help?
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Who's misbehaving?


evil3


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 Quoting: Mister Obvious

Who indeed... And who decides what misbehavior looks like?

The elites of course, those who know what's best for the rest of us.

Kinda like the Swine Flu Vaccine, so important that the rest of us get one, but the elites must not have been at risk.
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Who indeed... And who decides what misbehavior looks like?

The elites of course, those who know what's best for the rest of us.

Kinda like the Swine Flu Vaccine, so important that the rest of us get one, but the elites must not have been at risk.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1194962


Well most people have no class anyway... spam

People with money included...

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Not enough to fight, too many to die.
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The Institute of Medicine reported in 2009 on the availability of “behavioral vaccines” against mental illness, addictions, violence, emotional problems, suicide and other behavioral ills. This is not voodoo science. These are the findings of our most respected medical and scientific researchers as published in peer-reviewed journals.

Get on the waiting list!
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So, I guess flouride is not working in its full potential!!
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The Institute of Medicine reported in 2009 on the availability of “behavioral vaccines” against mental illness, addictions, violence, emotional problems, suicide and other behavioral ills. This is not voodoo science. These are the findings of our most respected medical and scientific researchers as published in peer-reviewed journals.

Get on the waiting list!
 Quoting: ItWontHurtNone 1230798

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The possibilities are endless.
Two doctors are declaring that laziness is not just a bad habit,


[link to www.asianage.com]




but a disease....and every disease needs to have it's cure. There isnt yet a vaccine for laziness or is there?
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The Institute of Medicine reported in 2009 on the availability of “behavioral vaccines” against mental illness, addictions, violence, emotional problems, suicide and other behavioral ills. This is not voodoo science. These are the findings of our most respected medical and scientific researchers as published in peer-reviewed journals.

Get on the waiting list!





So, I guess flouride is not working in its full potential!!
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chuckle


That reminds me of the line from dennis leary's hulu ad, "this whole "slowly" part is gett'in to be a big problem"




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Vaccine for depression

[link to depression.about.com]


Dr. Lowry based his hypothesis upon what a colleague, Dr. Mary O'Brien, an oncologist at the Royal Marsden Hospital in London, had observed while using an inoculation of Mycobacterium vaccae as an experimental treatment for lung cancer. The patients who received the shot had an unexpected improvement in their emotional health and general cognitive function.

Dr. Lowry felt that the immune response to the vaccination might be causing an increase in serotonin production, low levels of which are associated with depression. Dr. Lowry gave mice an injection of M. vaccae and then tested their stress levels. If an increase in serotonin was triggered, he hypothesized that they should be free of stress. Previous research has shown that mice who are not under stress enjoy swimming, while stressed mice do not. When he placed them in a pool of water, the mice swam around enthusiastically, indicating that they were not feeling stress.

April 2007
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It is indeed a Brave New World.
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why was this one pinned
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1227563


Probably because this "vaccine" is really nothing more than social engineering by those who seek to control.
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The possibilities are endless.
Two doctors are declaring that laziness is not just a bad habit,


[link to www.asianage.com]




but a disease....and every disease needs to have it's cure. There isnt yet a vaccine for laziness or is there?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1230798


According to the fascist republitards there is,it's called ''terminating social safty net programs, such as unemployment compensation and disability payments.''This supposed vaccine is also known as, ''AUSTERITY.''
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Excerpt:

What are the behavioral vaccines for curbing the metastatic madness affecting millions of children, youth and young adults? Consider these examples from the Institute of Medicine report.5
o A behavioral vaccine, called the Good Behavior Game, enables first-grade teachers to help children learn to control their attention and resist negative peer attention.6 This dramatically increases time for teaching and learning immediately. Overtime the benefits grow to prevent ADHD and Oppositional Defiant disorder by 3rd grade.7 By the 6th grade, bullying has been reduced. As have conduct disorders—just from the first grade “inoculation.”8 The same behavioral vaccine increases high-school graduation and college entry.9 From the early twenties to age 30, the behavioral vaccine prevents involvement in violent crime,10 suicidal behaviors,11 adult addictions and psychiatric disorders.12 And the cost of this behavioral vaccine? About $50 dollars per child’s life. No single medical vaccine prevents this many costly diseases or disorders that touch every family in America.
o A behavioral vaccine called Triple P (which stands for Positive Parenting Program) provides universal access to brief parenting supports to EVERY parent who wants them. These brief supports can be delivered on TV, in the newspaper, on tip sheets, in 90-minute seminars, on-line, at doctors’ offices, at clinics, at churches and many other settings. This system of parenting supports (rather than a single course or book) costs about $15 per child to deliver yet prevents ADHD and Conduct Disorders,13 prevents child maltreatment for whole counties or communities,14 and other maddening problems for families. These benefits happen quickly for families and communities.
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Man... that's simply cultist brainwashing, State-sponsored!

This is where democracy leads us... an improvement over the Soviet Union.

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