Coming to a Doctor's office near you: The BEHAVIORAL VACCINE

After years of practice, the doctor and his team have put up a vaccine that will carry some genes deep into our brain that will neutralize these hormones before they can cause some more damage. It’s going to create a state of ‘focused calm’, which will help us cope better with coming stressful situations.


Last week, a Stanford University colleague, nicknamed the vaccine ‘the Sapolsky shot’, said that “in humans this engineered virus would short-circuit the neural feedback caused by stress, that lingering feeling of tension after a crisis has passed.  It would leave you fresher and ready to deal with another threat, so you can maintain your drive, but with more focused calm rather than bad temper and digestion. This could change society.”

Although until the vaccine is ready and done we’ll have to use the traditional methods, like yoga and pills, to relieve the stress, the fact that there’s something on its way to make us feel better, is a very comforting thought and it actually helps with coping with the stressful situations in our daily lives.

those vaccines will turn you into dumbed down

The Institute of Medicine reported in 2009 on the availability of “behavioral vaccines” against mental illness, addictions, violence, emotional problems, suicide and other behavioral ills. This is not voodoo science. These are the findings of our most respected medical and scientific researchers as published in peer-reviewed journals.

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even more frightenening.



The State of Oregon refused to pay for a woman's cancer treatment, instead telling her they'd pay for assisted suicide. The head of the death panel admitted they have to consider the costs involved.

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Both are scary.

God, how horrible, pay for a suicide, as least make her comfortable on her own, et her be a princess for her final days as her own body takes her with dignity.

Cutting short a person's life is not assisted suicide it called murder!!!

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The Institute of Medicine reported in 2009 on the availability of “behavioral vaccines” against mental illness, addictions, violence, emotional problems, suicide and other behavioral ills. This is not voodoo science. These are the findings of our most respected medical and scientific researchers as published in peer-reviewed journals.

Get on the waiting list!

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The Institute of Medicine reported in 2009 on the availability of “behavioral vaccines” against mental illness, addictions, violence, emotional problems, suicide and other behavioral ills. This is not voodoo science. These are the findings of our most respected medical and scientific researchers as published in peer-reviewed journals.

Get on the waiting list!

Sweet. We really have going to have a shot for everything one day!

This is not a needle based vaccine..it is a social program.

The Institute of Medicine reported in 2009 on the availability of “behavioral vaccines” against mental illness, addictions, violence, emotional problems, suicide and other behavioral ills. This is not voodoo science. These are the findings of our most respected medical and scientific researchers as published in peer-reviewed journals.

Get on the waiting list!

Sweet. We really have going to have a shot for everything one day!



You said it! Just found this from 2008, a vaccine for FARTING! (for cows and sheep at first, to reduce gases contributing to AGW) The writer goes on to suggest that our mad scientists should make a vaccine against agression since they have already isolated the gene by that time. Its amazing, there are truly NO LIMITS! Vaccine for ____________ <--- U fill in the blank.

Who's misbehaving?

Who indeed... And who decides what misbehavior looks like?

The elites of course, those who know what's best for the rest of us.

Kinda like the Swine Flu Vaccine, so important that the rest of us get one, but the elites must not have been at risk.

The Institute of Medicine reported in 2009 on the availability of “behavioral vaccines” against mental illness, addictions, violence, emotional problems, suicide and other behavioral ills. This is not voodoo science. These are the findings of our most respected medical and scientific researchers as published in peer-reviewed journals.

Get on the waiting list!

The Institute of Medicine reported in 2009 on the availability of “behavioral vaccines” against mental illness, addictions, violence, emotional problems, suicide and other behavioral ills. This is not voodoo science. These are the findings of our most respected medical and scientific researchers as published in peer-reviewed journals.

Get on the waiting list!

The Institute of Medicine reported in 2009 on the availability of “behavioral vaccines” against mental illness, addictions, violence, emotional problems, suicide and other behavioral ills. This is not voodoo science. These are the findings of our most respected medical and scientific researchers as published in peer-reviewed journals.

Get on the waiting list!





So, I guess flouride is not working in its full potential!!

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The possibilities are endless.
Two doctors are declaring that laziness is not just a bad habit,


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but a disease....and every disease needs to have it's cure. There isnt yet a vaccine for laziness or is there?

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What are the behavioral vaccines for curbing the metastatic madness affecting millions of children, youth and young adults? Consider these examples from the Institute of Medicine report.5
o A behavioral vaccine, called the Good Behavior Game, enables first-grade teachers to help children learn to control their attention and resist negative peer attention.6 This dramatically increases time for teaching and learning immediately. Overtime the benefits grow to prevent ADHD and Oppositional Defiant disorder by 3rd grade.7 By the 6th grade, bullying has been reduced. As have conduct disorders—just from the first grade “inoculation.”8 The same behavioral vaccine increases high-school graduation and college entry.9 From the early twenties to age 30, the behavioral vaccine prevents involvement in violent crime,10 suicidal behaviors,11 adult addictions and psychiatric disorders.12 And the cost of this behavioral vaccine? About $50 dollars per child’s life. No single medical vaccine prevents this many costly diseases or disorders that touch every family in America.
o A behavioral vaccine called Triple P (which stands for Positive Parenting Program) provides universal access to brief parenting supports to EVERY parent who wants them. These brief supports can be delivered on TV, in the newspaper, on tip sheets, in 90-minute seminars, on-line, at doctors’ offices, at clinics, at churches and many other settings. This system of parenting supports (rather than a single course or book) costs about $15 per child to deliver yet prevents ADHD and Conduct Disorders,13 prevents child maltreatment for whole counties or communities,14 and other maddening problems for families. These benefits happen quickly for families and communities.