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Germans are most intelligent people in the world

 
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01/15/2011 02:15 PM
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Think we all know the answer to to this.

Every nation has clever people.

Here's some things to thank the British for.

Tin can
Corkscrews
Crossword puzzles
Fax machine
Lawn mower
Penicillin
Periodic table
Sewing machines
Submarine
Steam Engine
Television
Umbrella
Toilet Paper
Viagra
X-RAY
Postage Stamp
Heroin
Flush Toilet
Matches
Greeting Card
Toaster
Vacuum Cleaner
Sunglasses
Stereophonic Recordings
Carbonated soft drinks
Rubber band
Cats eyes
The Internet
Ipod
Postage stamps
Camera
Photography
Battle Tank
Vaccinations
Trains
Railways
Tractors
Antiseptic
Test Tube Babies
Splitting Atom
Radar
Hovercraft
Plimsolls
Lightbulbs
The Locamotive
Tyres
Geiger Counter
Stainless Steel
Dictionary

I could go on considering Brits own 41% of all patents
GeistFauster  (OP)

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01/15/2011 02:17 PM
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I wish you would stop mentioning the wars, imo there is never a winner in any war, the only winner is hate
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The Spainish gave us Cervantes who wrote Don Quixote. The Spainish are good dreamers because life is a dream to them but other then that they have produced crap other then for a few shitty artists and philosophers. Anyway I guess you have to say life is a dream and you need to dream the impossible dream when it comes to trying to compare yourself to Germany or Britain in terms of the achievements that they have given the world.
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Well at least the Germans gave us Alexander Marcus.

/win.
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01/15/2011 02:19 PM
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Re: Germans are most intelligent people in the world
Think we all know the answer to to this.

Every nation has clever people.

Here's some things to thank the British for.

Tin can
Corkscrews
Crossword puzzles
Fax machine
Lawn mower
Penicillin
Periodic table
Sewing machines
Submarine
Steam Engine
Television
Umbrella
Toilet Paper
Viagra
X-RAY
Postage Stamp
Heroin
Flush Toilet
Matches
Greeting Card
Toaster
Vacuum Cleaner
Sunglasses
Stereophonic Recordings
Carbonated soft drinks
Rubber band
Cats eyes
The Internet
Ipod
Postage stamps
Camera
Photography
Battle Tank
Vaccinations
Trains
Railways
Tractors
Antiseptic
Test Tube Babies
Splitting Atom
Radar
Hovercraft
Plimsolls
Lightbulbs
The Locamotive
Tyres
Geiger Counter
Stainless Steel
Dictionary

I could go on considering Brits own 41% of all patents
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1215872


You forgot Chlamydia.
I am, what I am.
Anonymous Coward
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01/15/2011 02:21 PM
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Re: Germans are most intelligent people in the world
and you can thank a liverpudlian for HIV apparently becak in the olden days amongst seamen.
GeistFauster  (OP)

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01/15/2011 02:22 PM
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Re: Germans are most intelligent people in the world
* 3D Mars Camera
* Adidas Shoes
* Airbag
* Aspirin
* Audi Automobiles
* Automobile
* Bacteriology
* Bayer Pharmaceutical Company
* Beer
* BMW Automobile
* Braun Electronics
* C-Leg
* Chipcard
* Christmas Tree
* Computer
* Daimler Automobile Manufacturer
* Ecoflex Plastic
* Glider
* Goldpfeil Leather
* HARIBO Gummi Bear
* Helicopter
* Jaegermeister
* Jet Engine
* Leica Camera
* Meissen Porcelain
* Melitta coffee
* Mercedes-Benz Automobiles
* Mont Blanc
* MP3 Format
* Nuclear Fission
* Nylon Plug
* Puma Sportswear
* Radio-controlled watch
* Record Player
* Ritter Sport Chocolate
* SAP Softwares
* Scanner
* Small format camera
* Social Legislation
* Steiff Bears
* T-Mobile
* Tape recorder
* Telegraph Line by Siemens
* Television
* The Pill
* Theory of Relativity
* ThyssenKrupp Twin Elevators
* Toothpaste
* Villeroy & Boch Home Products
* Volkswagen Automobile
* Wella Hair products
* X-ray technology

1440 Buchdruckerkunst movable type Johannes Gutenberg
1510 die Unruh balance spring (clockwork) Peter Henlein
1709 Alkoholthermometer alcohol thermometer Daniel Gabriel Fahrenheit
1714 Quecksilberthermometer mercury thermometer Daniel Gabriel Fahrenheit
1850 Geissler Röhre Geissler (flourescent) tube Heinrich Geissler
1861 Telefon telephone Philipp Reis
1867 Dynamo dynamo generator Werner von Siemens
1876 Kühlschrank ammonia refrigerator Karl von Linde
1877 Viertakt-Verbrennungsmotor four-stroke internal combustion engine Nikolaus August Otto
1884 Nipkow-Scheibe Nipkow scanning disk (TV) Paul Nipkow
1884 Allgemeine Elektrizitätsgesellschaft (AEG) Emil Rathenau
1885 Kraftwagen automobile (Daimler-Benz) Karl Benz
1885 Kraftwagen automobile (Daimler-Benz) Gottlieb Daimler
1885 der Dieselmotor diesel engine Rudolf Diesel
1887 Grammophon, Mikrophon gramophone, microphone Emil Berliner
1888 Elektromagnetischewellen electromagnetic waves Heinrich R. Hertz
1892 Aronssche Röhre, Quecksilberdampflampe Arons tube, mercury vapor lamp Martin Leo Arons
1895 Röntgenstrahlen X-rays (discovery), Nobel Prize in Physics 1901 Wilhelm C. Röntgen
1896 Segelflugzeug glider Otto Lilienthal
1897 Braunsche Röhre cathode-ray tube
(Nobel Prize 1909) Karl Ferdinand Braun
1899 Aspirin Aspirin®, aspirin Felix Hoffmann (Bayer AG)
1900 Neonlampe flourescent lamp Edmund Germer
1900 Zeppelin-Luftschiff rigid airship Graf Ferdinand von Zeppelin
1902 Wechselstrom, Blitzforschung alternating current, lightning research Charles Proteus Steinmetz
1906 Entkoffeinierung - Decaffeination process patented Ludwig Roselius
1906 Wassermann-Test for syphilis August Paul von Wassermann
1920 Sportschuh (adidas) athletic shoe Adolf (Adi) Dassler
1920 Nobelpreis Nobel Prize, thermochemistry Walther Hermann Nernst
1928 Schwangerschaftstest first scientific pregnancy test Selmar Aschheim
1931 Elektronenmikroskop electron microscope, Nobel Prize in Physics 1986 Ernst Ruska
1939 DDT DDT Paul H. Müller
1942 V2-Rakete V2 rocket Wernher von Braun
1945 Z1-Z4-Rechner Z1-Z4 computers - The Z3 was the first programmable computer Konrad Zuse
1954 Kreiskolbenmotor rotary cylinder engine Felix Wankel
1960 Redstone-Rakete Redstone rocket (US) Wernher von Braun
1995 MP3 MPEG Level 3, Fraunhofer Inst. Karlheinz Brandenburg
Bernhard Grill

Beat that Britain by the way the Germans sent the Americans and Russians to the moon and built the American's ballistic missile system.
Anonymous Coward
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01/15/2011 02:26 PM
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Re: Germans are most intelligent people in the world
Think we all know the answer to to this.

Every nation has clever people.

Here's some things to thank the British for.

Tin can
Corkscrews
Crossword puzzles
Fax machine
Lawn mower
Penicillin
Periodic table
Sewing machines
Submarine
Steam Engine
Television
Umbrella
Toilet Paper
Viagra
X-RAY
Postage Stamp
Heroin
Flush Toilet
Matches
Greeting Card
Toaster
Vacuum Cleaner
Sunglasses
Stereophonic Recordings
Carbonated soft drinks
Rubber band
Cats eyes
The Internet
Ipod
Postage stamps
Camera
Photography
Battle Tank
Vaccinations
Trains
Railways
Tractors
Antiseptic
Test Tube Babies
Splitting Atom
Radar
Hovercraft
Plimsolls
Lightbulbs
The Locamotive
Tyres
Geiger Counter
Stainless Steel
Dictionary

I could go on considering Brits own 41% of all patents
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1215872


geiger counter...
[link to en.wikipedia.org]
Anonymous Coward
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01/15/2011 02:27 PM
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Re: Germans are most intelligent people in the world
As was previous said Europe Rocks!!! rockon
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01/15/2011 02:29 PM
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As was previously said Europe Rocks!!! rockon
 Quoting: wildhoney
GeistFauster  (OP)

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01/15/2011 02:29 PM
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Re: Germans are most intelligent people in the world
Here we go again for reiteration

Anatomy

* Ampulla of Vater
* Auerbach's plexus
* Brodmann's areas
* Canals of Hering
* Crypts of Lieberkühn
* Duct of Wirsung
* Hesselbach's triangle
* Hurthle cell
* Islets of Langerhans
* Kiesselbach's plexus
* Krause's end-bulbs
* Kupffer cells
* Langhans giant cell
* Langerhans cell
* Lissauer's tract
* Loop of Henle
* Meibomian glands
* Meissner's corpuscle
* Meissner's plexus
* Merkel cell
* Müllerian ducts
* Nissl bodies
* Rathke's pouch
* Rokitansky-Aschoff sinuses
* Spiral valves of Heister
* Virchow's node
* Wernicke's area
* Wolffian duct
* Zonule of Zinn

Chemistry

* Aspirin
* Bohrium
* Darmstadtium
* Eupione
* Germanium
* Glauber's salt
* Hassium
* Indium
* Meitnerium
* Paraffin
* Phenol
* Pittacal
* Roentgenium

Computing

* Chip card
* modern Binary numeral system
* MP3
* Plankalkül
* Z3 (computer)

Engineering

* Diesel engine
* Tachometer
* Toepler pump
* V-2
* Wankel engine

Geology

* Mohs scale of mineral hardness[citation needed]

Household appliances

* Coffee filter

Medicine

* Alzheimer's disease

Musical instruments

* Wagner tuba
* Accordion

Physics

* Stark effect
* Stark spectroscopy

Religion

* Christmas tree
* Protestantism

Science

* Bark scale
* Bergius process
* Bunsen burner
* Diene synthesis
* Electromagnetic radiation
* Fahrenheit temperature scale
* Gauss
* Geiger counter
* Geiger–Müller tube
* General relativity
* Haber process
* Hertz
* Ohm
* Petri dish
* Planck units
* Quantum mechanics
* Siemens
* Special relativity
* Uncertainty principle
* Weber
* X-ray crystallography

Transportation

* Automobile: invented by Karl Benz
* Petroleum-powered motorcycle
* Zeppelin
Anonymous Coward
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01/15/2011 02:30 PM
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Re: Germans are most intelligent people in the world
when in doubt, ask wikipedia...

[link to upload.wikimedia.org]


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thats right

[link to en.wikipedia.org]
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01/15/2011 02:31 PM
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Who could deny this statement? Its pretty much self evident. It is about as self evident as the fact that Americans are idiots and morons. They have done so many things for the world Germany and although people want to get all over them for WW2 that was but a small part of Germany's history. There have been so many geniuses in Germany's history it is virtually impossible to count them all. Starting from the 14th century onwards Germans was the center and heart of the world when it came to ingenuity and originality. Meister Eckhart, Albert the Great, Grimms Tales, Gutenberg's Printing Press, and Martin Luther. Later on in the 17th century after the political and social situation settled down in Germany after the reformation and 30 year's War Germany's intellectual tradition exploded into a brilliant array of the most brilliant minds known to mankind since the Ancient Greeks. They produced some of the greatest philosophers, mathematicians, artists, musicians, physicists, chemists, scientists, engineers, inventors, psychologists, and poets from the time of the early 18th century to the middle of the 20th century. Overall who can compare to names such as Goethe, Gauss, Beethoven, Kant, Wagner, Winklemann, Heisenberg, Herder, Benz, Liebig, Copernicus, Hegel, Schiller, Jung, and Einstein
 Quoting: GeistFauster



They also invaded russia during the winter......real fucking smart!!
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01/15/2011 02:35 PM
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Who could deny this statement? Its pretty much self evident. It is about as self evident as the fact that Americans are idiots and morons. They have done so many things for the world Germany and although people want to get all over them for WW2 that was but a small part of Germany's history. There have been so many geniuses in Germany's history it is virtually impossible to count them all. Starting from the 14th century onwards Germans was the center and heart of the world when it came to ingenuity and originality. Meister Eckhart, Albert the Great, Grimms Tales, Gutenberg's Printing Press, and Martin Luther. Later on in the 17th century after the political and social situation settled down in Germany after the reformation and 30 year's War Germany's intellectual tradition exploded into a brilliant array of the most brilliant minds known to mankind since the Ancient Greeks. They produced some of the greatest philosophers, mathematicians, artists, musicians, physicists, chemists, scientists, engineers, inventors, psychologists, and poets from the time of the early 18th century to the middle of the 20th century. Overall who can compare to names such as Goethe, Gauss, Beethoven, Kant, Wagner, Winklemann, Heisenberg, Herder, Benz, Liebig, Copernicus, Hegel, Schiller, Jung, and Einstein



They also invaded russia during the winter......real fucking smart!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1230093


You know they would have won if they had not split their army into three different compartments and instead went head long into Moscow during October. But no Hitler decided to attack Kiev and Leningrad instead. You should read Mannstein's book lost battles it gives a great illustration that Hitler was an ignorant commander and if he let his Generals take over command of the war they would have been fine and won it all.
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Based on the number of supremacy threads lately...its becoming clear that Germany and Germans are experiencing a very serious episode of depression these days, people.

Just nod your heads and back away slowly, i think these people are about to lose control again.

Its like dealing with a nation full of Jared Loners on the night before a serious crime unfolds.

Be safe...the wolf is out.
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01/15/2011 02:36 PM
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You left out Hitler.
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lol lol lol
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01/15/2011 02:38 PM
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Hehheh, well, what can I say...

I guess the Finns contributed with the Power of STFU.

:/
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01/15/2011 02:42 PM
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Yes, German Jews are/were very smart, that is why the USSR and USA divided them up and took them.
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"Whoever hates his brother is a murderer, and you know that no murderer has eternal life abiding in him." (1 John 3:15, NKJV).
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Yes, German Jews are/were very smart, that is why the USSR and USA divided them up and took them.
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we are speaking about EUROPE here , do you mind very much? start your own thread thats a good boy...
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Yes, German Jews are/were very smart, that is why the USSR and USA divided them up and took them.
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No just Germans they were aristocratic Germans who were taken by the USA and Russia. The German Jews fled to America and Russia before the war broke out and they were used during operation Manhattan.
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01/15/2011 02:46 PM
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Well what Americans fail to see is , we europeans hated each other at times , we were allied we were betrayed, we fought and killed and befriended and loved.


No matter what happened in the past we always became stronger and could overcome our differences.

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1035843


So do you think Europeans are pretty united now against common enemy's?
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01/15/2011 02:49 PM
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Based on the number of supremacy threads lately...its becoming clear that Germany and Germans are experiencing a very serious episode of depression these days, people.

Just nod your heads and back away slowly, i think these people are about to lose control again.

Its like dealing with a nation full of Jared Loners on the night before a serious crime unfolds.

Be safe...the wolf is out.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1226121


It was German tribes that caused Rome to fall.

They had several goes at it and eventually got the job done ... never say die, just keep reinventing a way to win.
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01/15/2011 02:49 PM
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I would include the Dutch. Too bad the few retards that we have are the ones in charge. The Netherlands, Germany, Luxembourg and the Flemish part of Belgium are pretty much the same country though.
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But not in soccer though !

damned
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Based on the number of supremacy threads lately...its becoming clear that Germany and Germans are experiencing a very serious episode of depression these days, people.

Just nod your heads and back away slowly, i think these people are about to lose control again.

Its like dealing with a nation full of Jared Loners on the night before a serious crime unfolds.

Be safe...the wolf is out.


It was German tribes that caused Rome to fall.

They had several goes at it and eventually got the job done ... never say die, just keep reinventing a way to win.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 945308

Because Rome had given in to self indulgence and internal corruption
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Who could deny this statement? Its pretty much self evident. It is about as self evident as the fact that Americans are idiots and morons. They have done so many things for the world Germany ...
 Quoting: GeistFauster


What is The World Germany? Is this your safe hiding place in your parents' crawlspace?
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01/15/2011 02:57 PM
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The Germans united under the brave Arminius and defeated the Romans at the Teutoberg Forest in 9 A.D. destroying three of the Roman legions. This was Germany's first moment of glory and triumph.
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Gummi Bears.
THE END
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01/15/2011 02:59 PM
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Germans are the master race!
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Who could deny this statement? Its pretty much self evident. It is about as self evident as the fact that Americans are idiots and morons. They have done so many things for the world Germany and although people want to get all over them for WW2 that was but a small part of Germany's history. There have been so many geniuses in Germany's history it is virtually impossible to count them all. Starting from the 14th century onwards Germans was the center and heart of the world when it came to ingenuity and originality. Meister Eckhart, Albert the Great, Grimms Tales, Gutenberg's Printing Press, and Martin Luther. Later on in the 17th century after the political and social situation settled down in Germany after the reformation and 30 year's War Germany's intellectual tradition exploded into a brilliant array of the most brilliant minds known to mankind since the Ancient Greeks. They produced some of the greatest philosophers, mathematicians, artists, musicians, physicists, chemists, scientists, engineers, inventors, psychologists, and poets from the time of the early 18th century to the middle of the 20th century. Overall who can compare to names such as Goethe, Gauss, Beethoven, Kant, Wagner, Winklemann, Heisenberg, Herder, Benz, Liebig, Copernicus, Hegel, Schiller, Jung, and Einstein



They also invaded russia during the winter......real fucking smart!!


You know they would have won if they had not split their army into three different compartments and instead went head long into Moscow during October. But no Hitler decided to attack Kiev and Leningrad instead. You should read Mannstein's book lost battles it gives a great illustration that Hitler was an ignorant commander and if he let his Generals take over command of the war they would have been fine and won it all.
 Quoting: GeistFauster



Typical Monday morning quarterbacking is all that is. Fact of the matter is Germany lost and they have made every excuse for it since then.
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01/15/2011 03:07 PM
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Don't leave out the Dutch! cool2

[link to en.wikipedia.org]

For a tiny country as we are, and mostly from germanic origin, we have a great history, especialyy the 17th century, the golden century...

The Dutch people have a history and tradition in inventing and discovery. Dutch scientists and engineers have made a remarkable contribution to human progress as a whole, from something as simple as the sawmill to microbiology and artificial organs.

[link to en.wikipedia.org]
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01/15/2011 03:09 PM
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Copernicus was Polish

No he was not. He was half German and half Polish look up a list of German scientists are wikipedia and you will see Copernicus listed as one. Not to mention it says so all over the internet read into Copernicus's family backround.


whatever

Funny, when I went to his hometown in Krakow POLAND there was all sorts of stuff dedicated to him.

And Jung was Swiss btw.


Swiss German is the same as being German except that you come from Switzerland there is no such thing as a person of Swiss Ethnicity.
 Quoting: GeistFauster


Die Schweizer are not real? Who made this knife then?
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