Today is my boyfriend's birthday and I want to do something special for him

Dress uber sexy for after dinner fun.

my birfday today too! I jus' turned dirty 30!

im sure there is a friend of yours he would like to test out

lol

Forget the dinner, go straight to the sex and BJ part.

buy him a feefee!

panic sex

do something with him that he would never expect you to do.

A Robo Feefee?? LOL..

Not that I know of, lol. He'd tell me if that was the case, he knows I don't have a problem with it as long as we share!

OP, think of the five senses and see what your imagination comes up with for each one.

Happy Birfday to you!! He is 26 today. Yes, I robbed the cradle, I'll be 30 in April.

After the first decade of being married and lots of "Fail" gifts Mrs House and I agreed to just tell each other what we want. BEFORE either one of us gets the other something they do not want/need/like.

If he wants a good home cooked meal, give him that home cooked meal. Save the money for some other not-special occasion to 'go out'.

Trust me, not having a reason to go out and 'celebrate' is just as important as having a reason to 'go out'.

Well, if I had that outfit, it might work, but one of my other ones is going to have to do.

Buy a bottle of wine and sit in front the computer and read GLP all night. That should be good for some great entertainment. Wear your little outfit and sit on his lap while trolling.

Maybe spend some time getting to know him better...usually when you know a person well enough issues like what to get for their birthday aren't so difficult.

give him some anal!

ahh yes let him pry open your third eye LOL...

Last Edited by Mr Moranass on 01/16/2011 02:01 PM

Give him a really good massage. Oils,smells etc., make him feel like he's at a spa. Now, I have no idea how nasty you get fucking, but now would be a GREAT time to kick it up several notches. Work it into the pleasures of the massage... I had a massage therapist chick who lost it. I had been going to her for about 3 months 1-2 times a week. One day while I was laying on my back about to fall asleep(like usual). She grabbed my dick with towel over it and started moaning and shaking. I didn't do anything except throb. Then she presses her crotch up against the table grinding as she slides her hand under the towel jacking furiously(I kept thinking - is that damn door locked?) She's grindiing quivering and the goes limp, right as I'm about to get off. I peak under my eye mask and see her eyes rolled back. She leaves. I pay like usual. Nect appt. "I'm not going to be able to work on you anymore." God it was erotic as hell. I still think about it all the time. MY POINT: wtf ever it is SURPRISE HIM! Don't make the sex & bj "a given." Makes it way more intebse!

I LIKE your way of thinking :) You always have good advice. Pssh, he kind of sounded like since we have money to go to dinner, he wanted to go to a nice steak house. I make a mean steak, but I can't compete with a really good steak house.

I do have a bunch of fresh strawberries, maybe I'll pick up some champagne for after dinner and we'll have the strawberries and champagne in bed!

Put an ice cube in your mouth, Make sure you swallow, he will worship that!

Surprise anal! Lol

After 6 years I think I know him very well, but maybe there is something I am missing. With Christmas just passing, he pretty much got everything he did want. The only thing he really wants to do that we haven't yet, is go to Disneyland, which we're going to do next week. He's going to see a movie today with his brother and a few friends since I'm working and he already has every damn video game and BluRay he wanted. LOL.

I use that trick a lot and I always swallow.

BEST idea yet, lol, if it wasn't what I usually do every night. He calls GLP my sancho.

He would NOT appreciate that, and I'm not into sticking anything in his ass.

Take him to church and have the preacher call him to the altar and everybody pray for him and let him get saved.

Lots of tears and happiness.

did i say anything about his ass?

let him explore that third eye of "yours".
spice it up by role playing. he is your brutal cell mate in prison and he ferociously rapes you anally!!!

leaving you bruised and bleeding, crying in a puddle of his semen and your tears!

Last Edited by Mr Moranass on 01/16/2011 02:15 PM

Quit reliving your fantasies about the county lockup.

She wants to do something nice for him, not get prison raped. geesh!