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Today is my boyfriend's birthday and I want to do something special for him

 
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Re: Today is my boyfriend's birthday and I want to do something special for him
give him some anal!

ahh yes let him pry open your third eye LOL...



He would NOT appreciate that, and I'm not into sticking anything in his ass.


did i say anything about his ass?

let him explore that third eye of "yours".
spice it up by role playing. he is your brutal cell mate in prison and he ferociously rapes you anally!!!

leaving you bruised and bleeding, crying in a puddle of his semen and your tears!
 Quoting: Mr Moranass



Dude, that is seriously disgusting. You have some really sick fantasies. I don't take it in the ass either.
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Re: Today is my boyfriend's birthday and I want to do something special for him
give him some anal!

ahh yes let him pry open your third eye LOL...



He would NOT appreciate that, and I'm not into sticking anything in his ass.


did i say anything about his ass?

let him explore that third eye of "yours".
spice it up by role playing. he is your brutal cell mate in prison and he ferociously rapes you anally!!!



Quit reliving your fantasies about the county lockup.

She wants to do something nice for him, not get prison raped. geesh!
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oh for crying out loud then! OK give him a massage and a Whitman Sampler..... borrrrrrring...
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A night in a nice hotel? Room service, cocktails, hot tub, maybe a massage in the AM if they have a spa.
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Re: Today is my boyfriend's birthday and I want to do something special for him
give him some anal!

ahh yes let him pry open your third eye LOL...



He would NOT appreciate that, and I'm not into sticking anything in his ass.


did i say anything about his ass?

let him explore that third eye of "yours".
spice it up by role playing. he is your brutal cell mate in prison and he ferociously rapes you anally!!!

leaving you bruised and bleeding, crying in a puddle of his semen and your tears!



Dude, that is seriously disgusting. You have some really sick fantasies. I don't take it in the ass either.
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give him some anal!

ahh yes let him pry open your third eye LOL...
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Re: Today is my boyfriend's birthday and I want to do something special for him
give him some anal!

ahh yes let him pry open your third eye LOL...



He would NOT appreciate that, and I'm not into sticking anything in his ass.


did i say anything about his ass?

let him explore that third eye of "yours".
spice it up by role playing. he is your brutal cell mate in prison and he ferociously rapes you anally!!!

leaving you bruised and bleeding, crying in a puddle of his semen and your tears!



Dude, that is seriously disgusting. You have some really sick fantasies. I don't take it in the ass either.


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You've obviously never heard of the song Third Eye, by the band Tool....
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Re: Today is my boyfriend's birthday and I want to do something special for him
Do something with him that he likes to do and get him a little gift he'd appreciate being he doesn't like over the top things.
I'm kinda the same as your BF. My fiance went skiing with me(she doesn't ski even though we live in a resort area) and my daughters for my B'Day. It was a fun day spent on the bunny slope and later the easy trails. Point being...she did it for me...it was simple but it meant a lot to me for her to do something me and my kids love to do together.
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A night in a nice hotel? Room service, cocktails, hot tub, maybe a massage in the AM if they have a spa.
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That's gonna have to wait till payday, but would be a nice belated gift!!
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Re: Today is my boyfriend's birthday and I want to do something special for him
Do something with him that he likes to do and get him a little gift he'd appreciate being he doesn't like over the top things.
I'm kinda the same as your BF. My fiance went skiing with me(she doesn't ski even though we live in a resort area) and my daughters for my B'Day. It was a fun day spent on the bunny slope and later the easy trails. Point being...she did it for me...it was simple but it meant a lot to me for her to do something me and my kids love to do together.
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Aww, that was sweet of her :) Maybe I'll take him to the shooting range, he always loves that.
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LOL OK sweetheart it was a joke alright. It was meant to get some laughs.

I have had anal sex with a couple of my girls and it is nothing special, I don't even like oral. Gay men don't know what they are missing in a warm and wet vagina.

Just make sure he knows how much you love him, tell him you love him more than life itself and your life would be meaningless without him.

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But, I'm kind of at a loss. He's pretty simple, so he doesn't like over the top extravagant things. I was going to cook him dinner, since he said he wanted grilled steak, but his Mom is giving us money so we can go somewhere nice, so scratch my dinner tonight.

Sex and BJ's are already a given, so don't go there with suggestions on that, unless you have some interesting idea to spice that up.

I want some creative ideas if you have them!
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Hmmm... Guess you don't do the massages... What a shame. Everyone likes that.
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another girl
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Re: Today is my boyfriend's birthday and I want to do something special for him
But, I'm kind of at a loss. He's pretty simple, so he doesn't like over the top extravagant things. I was going to cook him dinner, since he said he wanted grilled steak, but his Mom is giving us money so we can go somewhere nice, so scratch my dinner tonight.

Sex and BJ's are already a given, so don't go there with suggestions on that, unless you have some interesting idea to spice that up.

I want some creative ideas if you have them!




why don't you act like your worth something and marry him. next year another da will have your same problem and it want be you. free sex = cheap sex
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we'll get married when we want to. we've discussed it, we're just not taking the plunge yet.
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Hmmm... Guess you don't do the massages... What a shame. Everyone likes that.
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i am a LMT, so he already gets a lot of massages. he got one last night.
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Re: Today is my boyfriend's birthday and I want to do something special for him
But, I'm kind of at a loss. He's pretty simple, so he doesn't like over the top extravagant things. I was going to cook him dinner, since he said he wanted grilled steak, but his Mom is giving us money so we can go somewhere nice, so scratch my dinner tonight.

Sex and BJ's are already a given, so don't go there with suggestions on that, unless you have some interesting idea to spice that up.

I want some creative ideas if you have them!

Game...You want Special????..........Roller Coaster Sex

At Disneyland

I,m just saying......



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if there were not cameras on all of the rides, we would. we got busted making out one time on Splash Mountain in a really dark part. when we got off the ride, we got pulled aside by park security/police.
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A night in a nice hotel? Room service, cocktails, hot tub, maybe a massage in the AM if they have a spa.


That's gonna have to wait till payday, but would be a nice belated gift!!
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You should try it. We used to take a weekend every now and then just to get away together. No kids, no phones, no emails, just "us" time. Good bonding time.
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But, I'm kind of at a loss. He's pretty simple, so he doesn't like over the top extravagant things. I was going to cook him dinner, since he said he wanted grilled steak, but his Mom is giving us money so we can go somewhere nice, so scratch my dinner tonight.

Sex and BJ's are already a given, so don't go there with suggestions on that, unless you have some interesting idea to spice that up.

I want some creative ideas if you have them!

Game...You want Special????..........Roller Coaster Sex

At Disneyland

I,m just saying......



coaster111


if there were not cameras on all of the rides, we would. we got busted making out one time on Splash Mountain in a really dark part. when we got off the ride, we got pulled aside by park security/police.
 Quoting: gamerprincess81


I find that really really sad.....as if they got nothing better to be doing?

As an aside if you really want to surprise him and spice up the sexual side of things, take him to some random place you have wanted to have sex, and seduce him there. Would certainly make the experience more interesting though you might need to be careful.
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Re: Today is my boyfriend's birthday and I want to do something special for him
Anal - but only if he's been a real good boy.
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Maybe spend some time getting to know him better...usually when you know a person well enough issues like what to get for their birthday aren't so difficult.

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After 6 years I think I know him very well, but maybe there is something I am missing. With Christmas just passing, he pretty much got everything he did want. The only thing he really wants to do that we haven't yet, is go to Disneyland, which we're going to do next week. He's going to see a movie today with his brother and a few friends since I'm working and he already has every damn video game and BluRay he wanted. LOL.
 Quoting: gamerprincess81


No kidding...that's why January men can be hard to buy for...when looking for a material gift. Just tell him he has you...what more does he really need.

Hope you two enjoy his big day.

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Food sex
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Tie him down and drive him insane w/ desire.
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Sex and BJ's are already a given,
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Until you get married.
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Hmmm... Guess you don't do the massages... What a shame. Everyone likes that.


i am a LMT, so he already gets a lot of massages. he got one last night.
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I see... I bet after doing that all day that's really the last thing you want to do. Nice of you.
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But, I'm kind of at a loss. He's pretty simple, so he doesn't like over the top extravagant things. I was going to cook him dinner, since he said he wanted grilled steak, but his Mom is giving us money so we can go somewhere nice, so scratch my dinner tonight.

Sex and BJ's are already a given, so don't go there with suggestions on that, unless you have some interesting idea to spice that up.

I want some creative ideas if you have them!
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you should have him let me fuck you
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But, I'm kind of at a loss. He's pretty simple, so he doesn't like over the top extravagant things. I was going to cook him dinner, since he said he wanted grilled steak, but his Mom is giving us money so we can go somewhere nice, so scratch my dinner tonight.

Sex and BJ's are already a given, so don't go there with suggestions on that, unless you have some interesting idea to spice that up.

I want some creative ideas if you have them!
 Quoting: gamerprincess81


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Get one of those Baskin Robbins ice cream birthday cakes. Every guy likes those.





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