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Today is my boyfriend's birthday and I want to do something special for him

 
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01/16/2011 11:23 PM
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Anal - but only if he's been a real good boy.
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Take him down the DIRT ROAD
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01/16/2011 11:43 PM
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Re: Today is my boyfriend's birthday and I want to do something special for him
Hmmm... Guess you don't do the massages... What a shame. Everyone likes that.


i am a LMT, so he already gets a lot of massages. he got one last night.

I see... I bet after doing that all day that's really the last thing you want to do. Nice of you.
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i should have made it clear, that i do not do massage for a living. i have a corporate 9-5 job, i used to work in some very nice day spas about 5 or 6 years ago, but then the economy went downhill and i lost a lot of business and had to get a guaranteed paycheck. so, the only massages i do are the ones he gets, which are very often.
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01/17/2011 02:18 AM
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give him some anal!

ahh yes let him pry open your third eye LOL...



He would NOT appreciate that, and I'm not into sticking anything in his ass.


did i say anything about his ass?

let him explore that third eye of "yours".
spice it up by role playing. he is your brutal cell mate in prison and he ferociously rapes you anally!!!

leaving you bruised and bleeding, crying in a puddle of his semen and your tears!



Dude, that is seriously disgusting. You have some really sick fantasies. I don't take it in the ass either.
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Boring Prude!
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01/17/2011 10:33 AM
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Re: Today is my boyfriend's birthday and I want to do something special for him
give him some anal!

ahh yes let him pry open your third eye LOL...



He would NOT appreciate that, and I'm not into sticking anything in his ass.


did i say anything about his ass?

let him explore that third eye of "yours".
spice it up by role playing. he is your brutal cell mate in prison and he ferociously rapes you anally!!!

leaving you bruised and bleeding, crying in a puddle of his semen and your tears!

 Quoting: Mr Moranass

This is something you've been through huh? Mr. Moranass the prison punk! Mr. Bendover N. Submit. Weak bitch boy. Cowering little weak fag. You've probably tried to pull this routine on someone even weaker than your punk bitch self and all it got you was beat up and punked again. Your daddy responsible for you being a sissy bitch boy? Your daddy a weak fag like you? I'm sure he is but you don't know him do you bitch? Your back alley whore mommy got pounded for a crisp $5 hit of rock and you were the outcome(out come- sounds like a description of your used crusty ass).
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01/17/2011 10:38 AM
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im sure there is a friend of yours he would like to test out


Not that I know of, lol. He'd tell me if that was the case, he knows I don't have a problem with it as long as we share!
 Quoting: gamerprincess81


Damn what more could he want?
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01/17/2011 12:40 PM
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Re: Today is my boyfriend's birthday and I want to do something special for him
give him some anal!

ahh yes let him pry open your third eye LOL...



He would NOT appreciate that, and I'm not into sticking anything in his ass.


did i say anything about his ass?

let him explore that third eye of "yours".
spice it up by role playing. he is your brutal cell mate in prison and he ferociously rapes you anally!!!

leaving you bruised and bleeding, crying in a puddle of his semen and your tears!



Dude, that is seriously disgusting. You have some really sick fantasies. I don't take it in the ass either.

Boring Prude!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1231009


Ok there buddy.. I'm a boring prude because I don't take it in the ass and I don't enjoy being brutally anally raped? You really DO have issues.. Run along now, I'm sure you have a giant butt plug to mount.
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01/17/2011 12:49 PM
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Sex and BJ's are already a given

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buy him a feefee!


A Robo Feefee?? LOL..
 Quoting: gamerprincess81



last-night-ani




robo-fee-fee





(it's worth a shot tho a day late)
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01/17/2011 12:55 PM
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Tie him up, put a strap on on... and put it up his ass.
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01/17/2011 03:04 PM
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Re: Today is my boyfriend's birthday and I want to do something special for him
To all of you who wished us to do some buttsex, it didn't happen.

We went to dinner, had a few drinks..Awesome steak place. I know this place doesn't sing that awful crappy restaurant Happy Birthday stuff, they just bring you a dessert with a candle.

Once we got to our table, after the salad, I said I was going to the bathroom, told the server it was his birthday. He didn't even see it coming, it was pretty nice, he was very surprised. That was something I've never done because I know he hates the singing bit in public, especially with the cheesy crap they sing most places.

Came back home and then had an awesome night :) I'll spare the details, but he's very happy today. Thanks all for the suggestions!
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01/17/2011 03:21 PM
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To all of you who wished us to do some buttsex, it didn't happen.

We went to dinner, had a few drinks..Awesome steak place. I know this place doesn't sing that awful crappy restaurant Happy Birthday stuff, they just bring you a dessert with a candle.

Once we got to our table, after the salad, I said I was going to the bathroom, told the server it was his birthday. He didn't even see it coming, it was pretty nice, he was very surprised. That was something I've never done because I know he hates the singing bit in public, especially with the cheesy crap they sing most places.

Came back home and then had an awesome night :) I'll spare the details, but he's very happy today. Thanks all for the suggestions!
 Quoting: gamerprincess81


Awesome! Dinner then maybe a BJ, that's my kinda gal!
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01/17/2011 03:35 PM
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To all of you who wished us to do some buttsex, it didn't happen.

We went to dinner, had a few drinks..Awesome steak place. I know this place doesn't sing that awful crappy restaurant Happy Birthday stuff, they just bring you a dessert with a candle.

Once we got to our table, after the salad, I said I was going to the bathroom, told the server it was his birthday. He didn't even see it coming, it was pretty nice, he was very surprised. That was something I've never done because I know he hates the singing bit in public, especially with the cheesy crap they sing most places.

Came back home and then had an awesome night :) I'll spare the details, but he's very happy today. Thanks all for the suggestions!


Awesome! Dinner then maybe a BJ, that's my kinda gal!
 Quoting: Native-Alien


cool2
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01/17/2011 03:38 PM

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But, I'm kind of at a loss. He's pretty simple, so he doesn't like over the top extravagant things. I was going to cook him dinner, since he said he wanted grilled steak, but his Mom is giving us money so we can go somewhere nice, so scratch my dinner tonight.

Sex and BJ's are already a given, so don't go there with suggestions on that, unless you have some interesting idea to spice that up.

I want some creative ideas if you have them!
 Quoting: gamerprincess81


Wear something sexy under your outfit when you take him to dinner and slip him a picture of the sexy outfit before you head out for dinner... it will get him all rev'd up for later that night as he sits there fantasizing about you and how it fits to the curves of your body.
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get him a rubber sheet and a gallon of Wesson oil.