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I am a Reiki Master

 
Cylar80
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I am a Reiki Master
Ask me a ?
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Re: I am a Reiki Master
Do you serve Satan ??
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I've known a few others. Not impressed.
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Use soap.
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Re: I am a Reiki Master
No, I serve no one. I am simple a catalyst to wake up your mind, body, and soul.
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Re: I am a Reiki Master
is that some kind of massage?
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Use soap.
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Oops! I thought you said reeky bastard.
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I heard it really hurts.
Be Still and know that I am God.
-Psalms 46:10
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is that some kind of massage?
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It is a massage of energy. I don't have to touch. I send out high-frequency waves to stimulate your energy sources.

Jesus practiced Reiki.
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Reiki is evil and you are miguided.
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I heard it really hurts.
 Quoting: Miggy


No, there is no harm done. The most I have seen happen is slight tingling if the energy is blocked up badly. Like I said no touching is needed and I can do it remotely.
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Reiki is evil and you are miguided.
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How is reiki evil? Jesus practiced it.
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Reiki is evil and you are miguided.


How is reiki evil? Jesus practiced it.
 Quoting: Cylar80

LIke I said, you are REALLY misguided.
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Reiki is evil and you are miguided.


How is reiki evil? Jesus practiced it.

LIke I said, you are REALLY misguided.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1227086


You still haven't said why it is evil though. I cured a man's migraine and a woman's menstrual bloating and back pain. This does not sound evil.
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Reiki is evil and you are miguided.


How is reiki evil? Jesus practiced it.

LIke I said, you are REALLY misguided.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1227086
sometimes misguided is ok. God understands. it's when religion gets feral that it's disturbing.
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No, I serve no one. I am simple a catalyst to wake up your mind, body, and soul.
 Quoting: Cylar80

popcorn chuckle


Reiki2

Last Edited by Fabian on 01/16/2011 07:15 PM
:Fabnn:
There are those among us who are blessed with the power to save what is loved by another,
But powerless to use this blessing for love themselves..
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can you cure my lonely heart?
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ok.. when will you stop sucking the energy from other people.... you are an energy VAMPIRE????

This is REiKI??
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Mental illness... you are POWERLESS to help anyone if you can not STAND ON YoUR OWN TWo FEET FIRST..... SAVE SELF...

Your blessings is a powerless statement for you are powerless...

This is all EGO driven New Age BS.

Healer... heal yourself FIRST!

You have NO Gifts to give until you are healed.

Sort of like someone with Cancer saying... I have Cancer I can not heal myself... but I can heal you...

New Age Bs.

There are those among us who are blessed with the power to save what is loved by another,

But powerless to use this blessing for love themselves..
 Quoting: Fabian
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Re: I am a Reiki Master
Greetings, Cylar80.

I have also practiced ReiKi since the mid-90's.
Third level ... 12 removed from Dr. Usui.

hf

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"Those who are at peace in their hearts already are in the Great Shelter of life." ~ Hopi Prophecy
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No, I serve no one. I am simple a catalyst to wake up your mind, body, and soul.
 Quoting: Cylar80



Can you send me an attunement in a thread, if so feel free.

Thanks in advance


hf
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"If we ourselves remain angry and then sing world peace, it has little meaning.

So, you see, first our individual self must learn peace.

This we can practice. Then we can teach the rest of the world." --The Dalai Lama
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Re: I am a Reiki Master
I would also like an attunement long distance if possible.
DO you need any additional information? Thank you.
Fabian

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Re: I am a Reiki Master
Mental illness... you are POWERLESS to help anyone if you can not STAND ON YoUR OWN TWo FEET FIRST..... SAVE SELF...

Your blessings is a powerless statement for you are powerless...

This is all EGO driven New Age BS.

Healer... heal yourself FIRST!

You have NO Gifts to give until you are healed.

Sort of like someone with Cancer saying... I have Cancer I can not heal myself... but I can heal you...

New Age Bs.


There are those among us who are blessed with the power to save what is loved by another,

But powerless to use this blessing for love themselves..


 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 928398



Wtf,why are you quoting my profile lines?? chuckle
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But powerless to use this blessing for love themselves..
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Re: I am a Reiki Master
I got the first level but haven't done much.
Anonymous Coward
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"I" YOU Curued.... I don't think so...

NO EGO can CURE anyting.

I cured a man's migraine and a woman's menstrual bloating and back pain. This does not sound evil.
 Quoting: Cylar80
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Shsssss ego does not do anyting

Reiki is opening a CHANNELL for Divine Energy... It’s not energy coming from the person doing the Reiki, but rather energy channelled through the person..... from God ALL PREVAILING LIFE FORCE to people.

Your useage of the word "I" would indicate you need to rethink what you are doing and what healing is.

You are SUCKIGN ENERGY from others in the name of your EGO .... the only HEALING comes from SELF-HELING...

You might CHANNEL.. or be a TV to PROJECT energy... but belive me... that EGO "I" had NOTHING to do with it!



"I" YOU Curued.... I don't think so...

NO EGO can CURE anyting.




I cured a man's migraine and a woman's menstrual bloating and back pain. This does not sound evil.

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 928398
Fabian

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In the meantime OP is polishing his nails,or has fallen in a deep channeling sleep.... chuckle

Last Edited by Fabian on 01/16/2011 07:43 PM
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There are those among us who are blessed with the power to save what is loved by another,
But powerless to use this blessing for love themselves..
twitter this

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Reiki is evil and you are miguided.


How is reiki evil? Jesus practiced it.
 Quoting: Cylar80





The reason people say Reiki is evil is because they are stupid idiots.


I am a level one. I've got the hot hands.....


You may want to back off the Jesus reference. He didn't exist.
"Life. It's not for everyone."
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I´ve seen self proclaimed reiki "masters"...
bunch of new-age hipster faggots looking for a easy buck.

No questions but a command: FUCK OFF SMELLY DOUCHEBAG!

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