Is there a rule saying you can't punch your annoying roommate in the face?

Punch first ask questions later

assault....

You really need him to swing at you before you clean his clock so you can claim self defense.
During one of these marathon "bueno...bueno" sessions, just go over and tell him:
"Would you mind getting off the phone? Your Mom agreed to blow a bunch of us tonight for $10 each and she's supposed to call and let me know where and how many guys I can bring."

Doesn't matter if he swings or not, if you beat him to the police station to file a report first - you win.

I just have a feeling though if you clock him, you're gonna get soooooo beat down.. lol It's nothing personal, but you seem awfully sure you can take him. Those little guys will surprise you more often than not! lol

Not to offend anyone but I just find the spanish language plain damn annoying.

Doesn't matter if he swings or not, if you beat him to the police station to file a report first - you win.

I just have a feeling though if you clock him, you're gonna get soooooo beat down.. lol It's nothing personal, but you seem awfully sure you can take him. Those little guys will surprise you more often than not! lol


I don't know, he seems very girly. Has OCD for if there's just a single hair in the bathroom, etc. He's an asshole too. So who knows. I do have a kendo stick though.

Doesn't matter if he swings or not, if you beat him to the police station to file a report first - you win.

I just have a feeling though if you clock him, you're gonna get soooooo beat down.. lol It's nothing personal, but you seem awfully sure you can take him. Those little guys will surprise you more often than not! lol


I don't know, he seems very girly. Has OCD for if there's just a single hair in the bathroom, etc. He's an asshole too. So who knows. I do have a kendo stick though.

Doesn't matter if he swings or not, if you beat him to the police station to file a report first - you win.

I just have a feeling though if you clock him, you're gonna get soooooo beat down.. lol It's nothing personal, but you seem awfully sure you can take him. Those little guys will surprise you more often than not! lol


I don't know, he seems very girly. Has OCD for if there's just a single hair in the bathroom, etc. He's an asshole too. So who knows. I do have a kendo stick though.

Ok, now I would suggest changing the insult from "your Mom" to "your boyfriend" and see what happens.

Not to offend anyone but I just find the spanish language plain damn annoying.

Not to offend anyone but I just find the spanish language plain damn annoying.

you racist little cunt, grow a fucken brain,is that all you can bitch about i hope he`s got the goods to turn you on your fucken head dead beat, why don`t you go downstairs and read a book if it`s annoying, instead of ears dropping turd.