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Is there a rule saying you can't punch your annoying roommate in the face?

 
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Is there a rule saying you can't punch your annoying roommate in the face?
The idiot just keeps blabbering on. In the most annoying tone of voice repeats bueno, bueno, bueno over and over again. To whoever he's talkin to on the phone. Is there a rule saying I can't punch him and tell him to zip it?
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Punch first ask questions later
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Re: Is there a rule saying you can't punch your annoying roommate in the face?
nope, no rule.

there is a rule that you might get in trouble if you do, bueno bueno.
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Punch first ask questions later
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I love the sound of that motto.
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If only it were that simple with annoying thread makers...

chuckle
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assault....
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assault....
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Domestic violence
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Re: Is there a rule saying you can't punch your annoying roommate in the face?
You really need him to swing at you before you clean his clock so you can claim self defense.
During one of these marathon "bueno...bueno" sessions, just go over and tell him:
"Would you mind getting off the phone? Your Mom agreed to blow a bunch of us tonight for $10 each and she's supposed to call and let me know where and how many guys I can bring."
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You really need him to swing at you before you clean his clock so you can claim self defense.
During one of these marathon "bueno...bueno" sessions, just go over and tell him:
"Would you mind getting off the phone? Your Mom agreed to blow a bunch of us tonight for $10 each and she's supposed to call and let me know where and how many guys I can bring."
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Oh snap!!
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Not to offend anyone but I just find the spanish language plain damn annoying.

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Doesn't matter if he swings or not, if you beat him to the police station to file a report first - you win.

I just have a feeling though if you clock him, you're gonna get soooooo beat down.. lol It's nothing personal, but you seem awfully sure you can take him. Those little guys will surprise you more often than not! lol
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Doesn't matter if he swings or not, if you beat him to the police station to file a report first - you win.

I just have a feeling though if you clock him, you're gonna get soooooo beat down.. lol It's nothing personal, but you seem awfully sure you can take him. Those little guys will surprise you more often than not! lol
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I don't know, he seems very girly. Has OCD for if there's just a single hair in the bathroom, etc. He's an asshole too. So who knows. I do have a kendo stick though.
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Not to offend anyone but I just find the spanish language plain damn annoying.
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That's why I always turn the volume down when I watch Galavision or Univision. Distracts me from the visual presentation.
I loves me dem big boobies on those channels. When the weather girls turn sideways, they cover up half the U.S. map...
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Doesn't matter if he swings or not, if you beat him to the police station to file a report first - you win.

I just have a feeling though if you clock him, you're gonna get soooooo beat down.. lol It's nothing personal, but you seem awfully sure you can take him. Those little guys will surprise you more often than not! lol


I don't know, he seems very girly. Has OCD for if there's just a single hair in the bathroom, etc. He's an asshole too. So who knows. I do have a kendo stick though.
 Quoting: I.R.A

Ok, now I would suggest changing the insult from "your Mom" to "your boyfriend" and see what happens.
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Doesn't matter if he swings or not, if you beat him to the police station to file a report first - you win.

I just have a feeling though if you clock him, you're gonna get soooooo beat down.. lol It's nothing personal, but you seem awfully sure you can take him. Those little guys will surprise you more often than not! lol


I don't know, he seems very girly. Has OCD for if there's just a single hair in the bathroom, etc. He's an asshole too. So who knows. I do have a kendo stick though.
 Quoting: I.R.A


No kendo stick or it'll be considered a deadly weapon.. lol

Same with your fist if you're a blackbelt.. Upon making blackbelt, the sensei (at least here) is required to submit your name to the police to be placed on a list.

Better if you just pick on him real hard instead of fighting with him. Say, cut your pubes over the bathroom floor and leave them for him to find.. It's the little things that are so much more joyful!

hf
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Doesn't matter if he swings or not, if you beat him to the police station to file a report first - you win.

I just have a feeling though if you clock him, you're gonna get soooooo beat down.. lol It's nothing personal, but you seem awfully sure you can take him. Those little guys will surprise you more often than not! lol


I don't know, he seems very girly. Has OCD for if there's just a single hair in the bathroom, etc. He's an asshole too. So who knows. I do have a kendo stick though.

Ok, now I would suggest changing the insult from "your Mom" to "your boyfriend" and see what happens.
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haha good one
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01/17/2011 02:32 AM
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Re: Is there a rule saying you can't punch your annoying roommate in the face?
sí, hay una regla. Se llama Karma y es una perra.

or, if you prefer in Portuguese:

sim, há uma regra. É chamado de Karma, e é uma cadela

you want it in English too?
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Now in English.

Yes, there is a rule. It's called Karma, and it's a bitch!
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you wouldn't be sending the right message to the kids that you help.
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Re: Is there a rule saying you can't punch your annoying roommate in the face?
Not to offend anyone but I just find the spanish language plain damn annoying.
 Quoting: I.R.A

you racist little cunt, grow a fucken brain,is that all you can bitch about i hope he`s got the goods to turn you on your fucken head dead beat, why don`t you go downstairs and read a book if it`s annoying, instead of ears dropping turd.
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Not to offend anyone but I just find the spanish language plain damn annoying.

you racist little cunt, grow a fucken brain,is that all you can bitch about i hope he`s got the goods to turn you on your fucken head dead beat, why don`t you go downstairs and read a book if it`s annoying, instead of ears dropping turd.
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because you parasite, I'm renting out the living room and he's in the kitchen.
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