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I restored all the lost energy in my body after quitting masturbation!!

 
Anonymous Coward
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01/17/2011 11:17 AM
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I restored all the lost energy in my body after quitting masturbation!!
It's been 10 months since I've masturbated and I gained lot of energy in my body within 10 months.

Amazing isn't it?
Ho Anu

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01/17/2011 11:18 AM
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Re: I restored all the lost energy in my body after quitting masturbation!!
But was it worth it?
If you have not made peace with the self, if you do not live in peace self-sustainably in your being, then what do you have to offer to another? How then can peace come to be for the world, if you are not willing to seek it within? -Eliakim
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01/17/2011 11:18 AM
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Re: I restored all the lost energy in my body after quitting masturbation!!
How would that restore energy?

wtf
Anonymous Coward
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01/17/2011 11:19 AM
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Re: I restored all the lost energy in my body after quitting masturbation!!
In fact, it can. Every 4 days, if you don't masturbate, you raise 1 level of energy. :)
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01/17/2011 11:20 AM
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Re: I restored all the lost energy in my body after quitting masturbation!!
But was it worth it?
 Quoting: Ho Anu



Yes, It's really worth it.

You feel like a new man with smile everyday.
Sedi

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01/17/2011 11:20 AM

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Re: I restored all the lost energy in my body after quitting masturbation!!
Enjoy the prostate cancer tounge
Anonymous Coward
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01/17/2011 11:21 AM
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Re: I restored all the lost energy in my body after quitting masturbation!!
I did when I was younger,but now have to many opportunities to have real sex.So I save it for the real sexual experiences.lol
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01/17/2011 11:22 AM
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Re: I restored all the lost energy in my body after quitting masturbation!!
Enjoy the prostate cancer tounge
 Quoting: Sedi


^This^

You should clear out the pipes every few days, preferably just before bed. You will sleep off any lost energy and will lower your risk of prostate cancer.
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01/17/2011 11:25 AM
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Re: I restored all the lost energy in my body after quitting masturbation!!
In fact, it can. Every 4 days, if you don't masturbate, you raise 1 level of energy. :)
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But, of course, I hardly do it on myself. :D
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01/17/2011 11:26 AM
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Re: I restored all the lost energy in my body after quitting masturbation!!
Enjoy the prostate cancer tounge


^This^

You should clear out the pipes every few days, preferably just before bed. You will sleep off any lost energy and will lower your risk of prostate cancer.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 827320



those studies that link ejaculating with less prostate cancer are false. Every country that considers ejaculation great to do in excess has a problem with prostate cancer, and countries that value continence have practically no prostate cancer.
Sedi

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01/17/2011 11:26 AM

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In fact, it can. Every 4 days, if you don't masturbate, you raise 1 level of energy. :)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 942599


So once your energy level is maxed, do you get a kick ass "Fatality" attack move to defeat your enemies?
Anonymous Coward
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01/17/2011 11:36 AM
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Re: I restored all the lost energy in my body after quitting masturbation!!
enjoy the bluebawls
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01/17/2011 11:42 AM
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Re: I restored all the lost energy in my body after quitting masturbation!!
Yep, if I over do it, I feel sluggish and have a clouded mind.
Anonymous Coward
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01/17/2011 11:45 AM
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Re: I restored all the lost energy in my body after quitting masturbation!!
wacking off cost me a couple really nice bangs. I jerked off prior to meeting them earlier in the day and couldn't get it up later.
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01/17/2011 11:48 AM
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Re: I restored all the lost energy in my body after quitting masturbation!!
Enjoy the prostate cancer tounge
 Quoting: Sedi



^This^
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01/17/2011 11:48 AM
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Enjoy the prostate cancer tounge


^This^

You should clear out the pipes every few days, preferably just before bed. You will sleep off any lost energy and will lower your risk of prostate cancer.



those studies that link ejaculating with less prostate cancer are false. Every country that considers ejaculation great to do in excess has a problem with prostate cancer, and countries that value continence have practically no prostate cancer.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1233159


link please.
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01/17/2011 11:53 AM
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Re: I restored all the lost energy in my body after quitting masturbation!!
me too, and when I do have sex now, it is way better!



Masturbation is for losers!



bananasex
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01/17/2011 11:53 AM
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Re: I restored all the lost energy in my body after quitting masturbation!!
having sex is the same thing as masturbate
if masturbation waste ur energy sex will waste your energy too.
what you are saying is bullshit
Anonymous Coward
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01/17/2011 11:57 AM
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Re: I restored all the lost energy in my body after quitting masturbation!!
Yep, BS. Sleep helps restore your energy. Obviously beatin off constantly will suck your energy dry.
Qwert

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01/17/2011 11:59 AM
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Re: I restored all the lost energy in my body after quitting masturbation!!
I think masturbating would restore energy, it relieves alot of stress and and raises your heart rate.
Anonymous Coward
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01/17/2011 12:01 PM
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Re: I restored all the lost energy in my body after quitting masturbation!!
But if ya swallow, it recycles the energy......
Homey

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01/17/2011 12:03 PM
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[link to www.youtube.com]

Masturbatiion. Its how I power up...
But if at the Church they would give us some ale,
And a pleasant fire our souls to regale,
We'd sing and we'd pray all the live-long day,
And never once wish from the Church to stray.
Homey

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Re: I restored all the lost energy in my body after quitting masturbation!!
me too, and when I do have sex now, it is way better!



Masturbation is for losers!



bananasex
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1233369

virginrubber
But if at the Church they would give us some ale,
And a pleasant fire our souls to regale,
We'd sing and we'd pray all the live-long day,
And never once wish from the Church to stray.
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01/17/2011 12:04 PM
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Re: I restored all the lost energy in my body after quitting masturbation!!
[link to feathers.tumblr.com]

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01/17/2011 12:06 PM
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Re: I restored all the lost energy in my body after quitting masturbation!!
When I save it I just start to slowly go crazy. Too much energy to deal with
And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.
Anonymous Coward
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01/17/2011 12:16 PM
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Re: I restored all the lost energy in my body after quitting masturbation!!
In fact, it can. Every 4 days, if you don't masturbate, you raise 1 level of energy. :)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 942599



you actually risk a great deal of prostate cancer. Mastrubating is extremely healthy and not the other way around. Same as sex also very healthy.
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01/17/2011 12:25 PM
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Re: I restored all the lost energy in my body after quitting masturbation!!
not only do i jerk off every day and have regular sex, I have decent energy levels. I know boxers refrain from sex before a fight. But no sex for ten months???Super lame, lifes too short.
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01/17/2011 12:26 PM
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Re: I restored all the lost energy in my body after quitting masturbation!!
brainwashed idiot...
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01/17/2011 12:26 PM
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Re: I restored all the lost energy in my body after quitting masturbation!!
Enjoy the prostate cancer tounge


^This^

You should clear out the pipes every few days, preferably just before bed. You will sleep off any lost energy and will lower your risk of prostate cancer.



those studies that link ejaculating with less prostate cancer are false. Every country that considers ejaculation great to do in excess has a problem with prostate cancer, and countries that value continence have practically no prostate cancer.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1233159


Examples or links?
WRT A/C

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01/17/2011 12:27 PM
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Re: I restored all the lost energy in my body after quitting masturbation!!
me too, and when I do have sex now, it is way better!



Masturbation is for losers!



bananasex
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1233369


kittyprn
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01/17/2011 12:30 PM
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Re: I restored all the lost energy in my body after quitting masturbation!!
never heard of oxytocin ?

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