Cheney may need heart transplant, hilarious!

You mean "implant" right?

Yup.

If he had a heart, he might confess to 911.

Maybe his evilness goes with his hearth.

What the fucl isnt that his tenth or something.

When a man's an empty kettle he should be on his mettle,
And yet I'm torn apart.
Just because I'm presumin' that I could be kind-a-human,
If I only had heart.
I'd be tender - I'd be gentle and awful sentimental
Regarding Love and Art.
I'd be friends with the sparrows ...
and the boys who shoots the arrows
If I only had a heart.
Picture me - a balcony. Above a voice sings low.
Wherefore art thou, Romeo? I hear a beat....
How sweet.
Just to register emotion, jealousy - devotion,
And really feel the part.
I could stay young and chipper
and I'd lock it with a zipper,
If I only had a heart.

Cool, I never knew all the words to that song. Thanks!

Shamelessly bumping my own thread since somone put out a poll regarding Cheney's transplant options.