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I keep hearing loud sqeaking noises in my sleep. Is the Illuminati invading my dreams?

 
Brad Maynerd
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01/18/2011 08:55 AM
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I keep hearing loud sqeaking noises in my sleep. Is the Illuminati invading my dreams?
Quite often in my sleep, I hear these loud squeaking noises in my ear. It sounds like when you sit on a vinyl fabric chair, or when you run your finger across a balloon. Then when I awaken, the room smells terrible, like maybe Bigfoot was there during the night. I've noticed that this sort of thing occurs every time I eat Mexican food for supper.

So my question is, do you think the Mexican Illuminati is trying to brainwash me nocturnally? Perhaps to turn me into a dangerous assassin? And what's the connection with Bigfoot here? Could I be a secret shaman? What sort of aliens could do this to me? What planet might they come from?
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01/18/2011 08:58 AM
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Re: I keep hearing loud sqeaking noises in my sleep. Is the Illuminati invading my dreams?
maybe its the cheese
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01/18/2011 09:00 AM
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Re: I keep hearing loud sqeaking noises in my sleep. Is the Illuminati invading my dreams?
Your wife is giving you the dutch oven treatment for being an asshole to her.
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01/18/2011 09:03 AM
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Re: I keep hearing loud sqeaking noises in my sleep. Is the Illuminati invading my dreams?
check under your bed:

Brad Maynerd (OP)
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01/18/2011 09:20 AM
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Re: I keep hearing loud sqeaking noises in my sleep. Is the Illuminati invading my dreams?
No, it's not cheese or rats or any of that. I'm trying to get the answer here since it impacts upon our entire civilization. I think maybe a black hole is opening up near my bedroom. Could it have something to do with CERN? Because I heard that hadrons squeak when they collide.
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01/18/2011 11:22 AM
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Re: I keep hearing loud sqeaking noises in my sleep. Is the Illuminati invading my dreams?
You have mice in your mattress.
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01/18/2011 11:45 AM
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Re: I keep hearing loud sqeaking noises in my sleep. Is the Illuminati invading my dreams?
yep. mice.
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01/18/2011 11:47 AM

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Re: I keep hearing loud sqeaking noises in my sleep. Is the Illuminati invading my dreams?
No, it's not cheese or rats or any of that. I'm trying to get the answer here since it impacts upon our entire civilization. I think maybe a black hole is opening up near my bedroom. Could it have something to do with CERN? Because I heard that hadrons squeak when they collide.
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Youre waking youself up farting.
KINGDOMS, NATIONS AND KINGS HAVE BEEN BROUGHT DOWN TO THEIR KNEES WITH ONE GLANCE FROM A WOMAN.

I WEAR MY SKIN OF ARMOR SO NO ONE CAN GET IN AND NO ONE CAN GET OUT.

HOW CAN I MOURN YOU, WHEN I HAVE NEVER LET YOU GO, monster 1991-2008 RIP
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Re: I keep hearing loud sqeaking noises in my sleep. Is the Illuminati invading my dreams?
No, it's not cheese or rats or any of that. I'm trying to get the answer here since it impacts upon our entire civilization. I think maybe a black hole is opening up near my bedroom. Could it have something to do with CERN? Because I heard that hadrons squeak when they collide.
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01/18/2011 11:49 AM
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Re: I keep hearing loud sqeaking noises in my sleep. Is the Illuminati invading my dreams?
Maybe your are just going insane, and are now experiencing illusions of grandeur.
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01/18/2011 11:50 AM
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Re: I keep hearing loud sqeaking noises in my sleep. Is the Illuminati invading my dreams?
Blow yer nose..

Afore go'n ta bed..


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01/18/2011 12:16 PM
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Re: I keep hearing loud sqeaking noises in my sleep. Is the Illuminati invading my dreams?
It sounds like Psycho Illuminati mice.. and they are known too to also often be followed by a Bigfoot and are attracted by the smell of bean farts..


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