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My Cougar Wife is into the 18 year old next door....

 
Anonymous Coward
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01/18/2011 01:14 PM
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My Cougar Wife is into the 18 year old next door....
So this is my dilemma.. My wife is 42, tall and attractive. She's a little older than me. She's my cougar. Well of late, she's been out clubbing with her single girlfriends early into the am. She's dressing much sexier nowadays too(designer jeans, killer boots, etc). And despite this, she's become somewhat negligent of me. We kiss, but that's it.

Lately, ive noticed her spending time with the neighbors, and she's always asking about their son, Casey, who is 19. I think honestly she has a crush. So glpers... What doooo I do? Let her cuckold me or stand up for myself?
Nickle & Dimes

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01/18/2011 01:16 PM
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Re: My Cougar Wife is into the 18 year old next door....
I'd buy the kid a six pack of beer and give him a high five.
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01/18/2011 01:16 PM
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Re: My Cougar Wife is into the 18 year old next door....
Put your foot down and confront her, she's likely already got something going on.

That's what you get for marrying a cougar! 5a
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01/18/2011 01:17 PM
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Re: My Cougar Wife is into the 18 year old next door....
I don't drink beer. My wife calls me a metrosexual.
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byekitty
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01/18/2011 01:18 PM
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Re: My Cougar Wife is into the 18 year old next door....
Ask if you can watch...

And of course we need wifey pics here.....
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01/18/2011 01:18 PM
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Re: My Cougar Wife is into the 18 year old next door....
Sounds like he is "into" her :)
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01/18/2011 01:18 PM
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Re: My Cougar Wife is into the 18 year old next door....
Start looking for a decent replacement.

yeahsure
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01/18/2011 01:18 PM
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Re: My Cougar Wife is into the 18 year old next door....
Go talk to your lawyer about divorce proceedings.
Everyone dies, but not everyone lives.

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01/18/2011 01:19 PM
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bsflag
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01/18/2011 01:19 PM
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Re: My Cougar Wife is into the 18 year old next door....
she's not a cougar.......she's a SLUT
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01/18/2011 01:19 PM
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Re: My Cougar Wife is into the 18 year old next door....
I don't drink beer. My wife calls me a metrosexual.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 996947

And there is your problem. MAN-UP or loose here.
Anonymous Coward
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01/18/2011 01:19 PM
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Re: My Cougar Wife is into the 18 year old next door....
Stop being so selfish...

By the way, which is it 18 or 19?

Or was it his birthday between the subject and the post?
Tali

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01/18/2011 01:19 PM
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Re: My Cougar Wife is into the 18 year old next door....
Hey there...
cougar
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01/18/2011 01:20 PM
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Re: My Cougar Wife is into the 18 year old next door....
Well at my age it's hard to replace something like her. I'm balding and I have diabetes so I don't have much energy.
Sandi_T

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01/18/2011 01:20 PM
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Re: My Cougar Wife is into the 18 year old next door....
Start being more forceful and demanding with her about sex. Be dominant.


(Which is not to say force her or do something against her will.)
No more requests in the "Strangest things" thread please. :hf:

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Anonymous Coward
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01/18/2011 01:20 PM
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Re: My Cougar Wife is into the 18 year old next door....
got any link?
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01/18/2011 01:21 PM
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Re: My Cougar Wife is into the 18 year old next door....
yeah invite him and enjoy the show

remember your dreams about milfs when you were his age jerkit

you are now in the position to make his dreams come true jerkit
lolsign
J-Rico

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01/18/2011 01:21 PM
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Re: My Cougar Wife is into the 18 year old next door....
Well at my age it's hard to replace something like her. I'm balding and I have diabetes so I don't have much energy.
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Then don't replace her.

Use a fee fee.
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Re: My Cougar Wife is into the 18 year old next door....
Well at my age it's hard to replace something like her. I'm balding and I have diabetes so I don't have much energy.
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"something like her." are you kidding?

You deserve what you get.
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01/18/2011 01:22 PM
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Re: My Cougar Wife is into the 18 year old next door....
Hey there...
:cougar:
 Quoting: Tali

cool2
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Re: My Cougar Wife is into the 18 year old next door....
Start being more forceful and demanding with her about sex. Be dominant.


(Which is not to say force her or do something against her will.)
 Quoting: Sandi_T



Well because of my diabetes, I can't really do much in the way of sex... I more want her to do things like shop with me and go out wine tasting. Seems pretty simple to me.
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01/18/2011 01:23 PM
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Re: My Cougar Wife is into the 18 year old next door....
yeah invite him and enjoy the show

remember your dreams about milfs when you were his age jerkit

you are now in the position to make his dreams come true jerkit
lolsign
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1234414


kick is ass...lol
Anonymous Coward
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Re: My Cougar Wife is into the 18 year old next door....
I don't drink beer. My wife calls me a metrosexual.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 996947

first problem
Grow a beard, wear some flannels and call her your "old lady"

Seriously dude she is letting you go. Why do u think ladies go to clubs??? to hook up. she probably has had a man before she gets home. Mid life crisis. You should have payed more attention to her.
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Re: My Cougar Wife is into the 18 year old next door....
Well because of my diabetes, I can't really do much in the way of sex...

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 996947



bsflag


Troll....
Anonymous Coward
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01/18/2011 01:24 PM
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Re: My Cougar Wife is into the 18 year old next door....
Start being more forceful and demanding with her about sex. Be dominant.


(Which is not to say force her or do something against her will.)



Well because of my diabetes, I can't really do much in the way of sex... I more want her to do things like shop with me and go out wine tasting. Seems pretty simple to me.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 996947


sell the house and move then....lol
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Re: My Cougar Wife is into the 18 year old next door....
Hey there...
cougar
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lol... so cruel.
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No loving embrace to see me through
This tedious path I've chosen here,
I certainly would've walked away by now.
Gonna wait it out."
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Re: My Cougar Wife is into the 18 year old next door....
Does she have a website...?
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Re: My Cougar Wife is into the 18 year old next door....
Hey there...
:cougar:
 Quoting: Tali

You like... Premature ejaculators
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Re: My Cougar Wife is into the 18 year old next door....
I don't drink beer. My wife calls me a metrosexual.

first problem
Grow a beard, wear some flannels and call her your "old lady"

Seriously dude she is letting you go. Why do u think ladies go to clubs??? to hook up. she probably has had a man before she gets home. Mid life crisis. You should have payed more attention to her.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1193530


Bur it's not too late for love. I'm not sexual, so I know she doesn't feel like I objectify get, so what's the issue.....??
Richard Strong

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Re: My Cougar Wife is into the 18 year old next door....
Start being more forceful and demanding with her about sex. Be dominant.


(Which is not to say force her or do something against her will.)



Well because of my diabetes, I can't really do much in the way of sex... I more want her to do things like shop with me and go out wine tasting. Seems pretty simple to me.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 996947

It would be even more simple if you just told her you're a fag.
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