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My Favorite Thing About Men Is...

 
BRIEF AND TO THE POINT

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Yes, Yes, Yes!

I love the simplicity of them. How well grounded and un-dramatic they are. My hubs truly appreciates the simple things in life. Sooo easy to please and good natured. Food, bj's, video games & music = Happy hubby.

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So true. They aren't complicated. As a rule, all they want is peace, contentment, and to be appreciated.

And cold beer


Yep. Like I said, a cold drink, a warm bed, and a hot woman. Makes every man glad to come hoe at night.
 Quoting: D's Pet


I caught your Freudian slip...
Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.

You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support!

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Food, bj's, video games & music = Happy hubby.


Yup, but with two substitutions, at least for me.

Food, bj's, GLP, sports & music = Happy hubby.
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That's still an amazingly uncomplicated formula.
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I caught your Freudian slip...
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Eeeeep! My Freudian slip is showing!
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Food, bj's, video games & music = Happy hubby.


Yup, but with two substitutions, at least for me.

Food, bj's, GLP, sports & music = Happy hubby.


That's still an amazingly uncomplicated formula.
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Hence why I don't understand all the man-bashing threads lately, and I'm happy for this thread. Puts some myths to bed (no pun intended).
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Food, bj's, video games & music = Happy hubby.


Yup, but with two substitutions, at least for me.

Food, bj's, GLP, sports & music = Happy hubby.


That's still an amazingly uncomplicated formula.
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Yup, we're simple creatures. chuckle
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I caught your Freudian slip...


Eeeeep! My Freudian slip is showing!
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Didn't mean it as a bad thing at all, LOL...I just knew you would go back and correct it.
Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.

You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support!

:Brieffromnativea:
*Jentle*

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......We love having them around. :Jen 2:
If at first you don't succeed, perhaps failure is more your style.
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...none of them is absolutely sure what it is to be a man but they try real hard to be IT, nonetheless...
BRIEF AND TO THE POINT

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......We love having them around. :Jen 2:
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And we like handing you a towel without using our hands...
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Last Edited by BRIEF AND TO THE POINT on 01/19/2011 03:54 PM
Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.

You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support!

:Brieffromnativea:
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Not all men are simple, un-dramatic, protective, etc. Wake up and stop generalizing.
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...none of them is absolutely sure what it is to be a man but they try real hard to be IT, nonetheless...
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I don't necessarily agree there. There are plenty of men with very clear ideas of what it takes to be a man, and who live up to that ideal.
The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich.
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hmmm i thought cold beer is a food group.
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Isn't that how they all say "Dinner was good"?


I thought that was a cue for something else. scheming


Oh god if I had to drop panty every time he patted my ass I'd never get anything done.


I don't see that as a bad thing. chuckle
 Quoting: cRoSS FiRe


He's Puerto Rican, he's ass obsessed. We would both end up jobless. chuckle
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They don't get caught up in petty grudges and gossip.

They say what they mean and mean what they say.

They are completely transparent.
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And we like handing you a towel without using out hands...
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And now I have to add...

passes the towel because his woman read a post on GLP and almost spewed water all over the comp monitor.
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Not all men are simple, un-dramatic, protective, etc. Wake up and stop generalizing.
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True, some of them are gay.
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Not all men are simple, un-dramatic, protective, etc. Wake up and stop generalizing.
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This thread isn't about individual men and their shortcomings. It's a celebration of the great things about men that we LOVE.

Last Edited by D's Pet on 01/19/2011 03:56 PM
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...none of them is absolutely sure what it is to be a man but they try real hard to be IT, nonetheless...


I don't necessarily agree there. There are plenty of men with very clear ideas of what it takes to be a man, and who live up to that ideal.
 Quoting: D's Pet


I agree. I know exactly what it is to be a man. I am a man. I hunt, I work hard, and I say what I mean / mean what I say.

And if it ain't broke.. don't try to fix it, ladies.
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I only read a few of the replies. Opeth nailed it. I love the way he smells, be it fresh out of the shower, a dab of his favorite cologne or even after a good days work. I love the strong embrace that makes me feel warm and secure. I love the five o'clock shadow that scratches me at the end of the day. I love the no bs honesty. I love his need to create.
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I agree. I know exactly what it is to be a man. I am a man. I hunt, I work hard, and I say what I mean / mean what I say.

And if it ain't broke.. don't try to fix it, ladies.
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You are missing the point of this thread entirely. There have been men-bashing threads on here lately, and we're trying to counter it.

It's called COMPLIMENTS. Embrace the love.
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......We love having them around. :Jen 2:


And we like handing you a towel without using our hands...
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Yes....that too...... :jen24:

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...none of them is absolutely sure what it is to be a man but they try real hard to be IT, nonetheless...


I don't necessarily agree there. There are plenty of men with very clear ideas of what it takes to be a man, and who live up to that ideal.


I agree. I know exactly what it is to be a man. I am a man. I hunt, I work hard, and I say what I mean / mean what I say.

And if it ain't broke.. don't try to fix it, ladies.
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And by and large, men ain't broke. They are different from us, wonderfully so.
The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich.
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I only read a few of the replies. Opeth nailed it. I love the way he smells, be it fresh out of the shower, a dab of his favorite cologne or even after a good days work. I love the strong embrace that makes me feel warm and secure. I love the five o'clock shadow that scratches me at the end of the day. I love the no bs honesty. I love his need to create.
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I love that lingering hint of his cologne after he kisses me goodbye in the mornings. Positively swoon-worthy.
The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich.
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I only read a few of the replies. Opeth nailed it. I love the way he smells, be it fresh out of the shower, a dab of his favorite cologne or even after a good days work. I love the strong embrace that makes me feel warm and secure. I love the five o'clock shadow that scratches me at the end of the day. I love the no bs honesty. I love his need to create.


I love that lingering hint of his cologne after he kisses me goodbye in the mornings. Positively swoon-worthy.
 Quoting: D's Pet


Or... when he has to travel for a couple days for something... wear his t-shirts to bed because they smell like him. mmmmmmmm
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......We love having them around. :Jen 2:


And we like handing you a towel without using our hands...
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And I love their vaguely juvenile sense of humor, even when they are grown.
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Walking through the door and noticing I busted my butt on housecleaning with a "The house looks great, babe" works real well.


"The house and that ass looks great, babe"


I feel like I'm on a baseball team. Pat on the ass for a job well done.

1rof1
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wow Azul...you should really shave!


patting ass s226
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I love that lingering hint of his cologne after he kisses me goodbye in the mornings. Positively swoon-worthy.


Or... when he has to travel for a couple days for something... wear his t-shirts to bed because they smell like him. mmmmmmmm
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That's my default lounge wear. I wear his dress shirts with the sleeves rolled up.
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We get multiple orgasms. I can meditate.
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Well naturally I was being facetious.

Yeah the multiple thing is good. I do meditate alot but my mind is pretty over-active all the time. I appreciate their ability to actually 'relax' in a genuine way. My hubs can pass and sleep in less than a split second. Takes me hours to fall asleep most nights.
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Yes, Yes, Yes!

I love the simplicity of them. How well grounded and un-dramatic they are. My hubs truly appreciates the simple things in life. Sooo easy to please and good natured. Food, bj's, video games & music = Happy hubby.

lol
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Would you talk to my wife ?
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I agree. I know exactly what it is to be a man. I am a man. I hunt, I work hard, and I say what I mean / mean what I say.

And if it ain't broke.. don't try to fix it, ladies.


You are missing the point of this thread entirely. There have been men-bashing threads on here lately, and we're trying to counter it.

It's called COMPLIMENTS. Embrace the love.
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