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My cougar wife has me tied up in the basement....

 
Anonymous Coward
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01/19/2011 03:16 PM
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My cougar wife has me tied up in the basement....
Last night I confronted my cheating whore of a wife about her bouncing on her boy toy. She cried and denied it. Afterwards we talked and made up sort of, and she helped me with my medicines and with cleaning my atrophied eye(I'm diabetic).

In the early am, I was awakened by the fact that my head was banging on the stairs. My wife, her lover, and my son from another marriage were dragging me down to the basement. Now I am tied up listening to her boot heels Clicking on the hardwood floor. They keep yelling down that I'm gonna get what I deserve. I have a phone, but I'm afraid if I call the cops my wife will get upset. I feel like a dum bass
CrazyJarhead

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01/19/2011 03:17 PM
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Re: My cougar wife has me tied up in the basement....
Punch her in the neck.
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01/19/2011 03:17 PM
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Re: My cougar wife has me tied up in the basement....
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01/19/2011 03:18 PM
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Re: My cougar wife has me tied up in the basement....
Punch her in the neck.
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My right hand is paralyzed from neuropathy. Nice try though
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01/19/2011 03:19 PM
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Re: My cougar wife has me tied up in the basement....
What the fuck am I reading?
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01/19/2011 03:20 PM
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Re: My cougar wife has me tied up in the basement....
What the fuck am I reading?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1012949


I'm afraid I'm about to be whipped
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My cougar wife has me tied up in the basement....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 996947


Using your prehensile dick to type?
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My cougar wife has me tied up in the basement....


Using your prehensile dick to type?
 Quoting: SnakeAirlines


Lol no dum bass I have a motorized scooter with arms
Azarius

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01/19/2011 03:21 PM
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Re: My cougar wife has me tied up in the basement....
I do not even know why I am replying, as this is obviously bullshit...

But why do you not just grow a set of balls?

..and today you mention your son. So your son betrayed you over his step mom? Maybe he is getting a little somethin' somethin' on the side too.
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01/19/2011 03:22 PM
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Re: My cougar wife has me tied up in the basement....
she's not your wife but david rockfeller !

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