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!!!!!!!!!!Burglars snorted man's ashes,thought it was cocaine...!!!!!!!!

 
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Burglars snorted the cremated remains of a man and two dogs in the mistaken belief that they had stolen illegal drugs, Florida sheriff's deputies said on Wednesday.

The ashes were taken from a woman's home in the central Florida town of Silver Springs Shores on December 15. The thieves took an urn containing the ashes of her father and another container with the ashes of her two Great Danes, along with electronic equipment and jewelry, the Marion County Sheriff's Office said.

Investigators learned what happened to the ashes after they arrested five teens in connection with another burglary attempt at a nearby home last week.

"The suspects mistook the ashes for either cocaine or heroin. It was soon discovered that the suspects snorted some of the ashes believing they were snorting cocaine," the sheriff's report said.

Once they realized their error, the suspects discussed returning the remaining ashes but threw them in a lake instead because they thought their fingerprints were on the containers, sheriff's spokesman Judge Cochran said.

Police divers were trying to recover the ashes. The suspects were jailed on numerous burglary and other charges.
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01/19/2011 11:13 PM
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oops sorry here's the link

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01/19/2011 11:16 PM
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Re: !!!!!!!!!!Burglars snorted man's ashes,thought it was cocaine...!!!!!!!!
Makes sense. Doesn't everyone keep their devil-dandruff in urns?
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01/19/2011 11:18 PM
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Re: !!!!!!!!!!Burglars snorted man's ashes,thought it was cocaine...!!!!!!!!
they will puke up ghosts at 3 am...i have seen it
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01/19/2011 11:25 PM
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Re: !!!!!!!!!!Burglars snorted man's ashes,thought it was cocaine...!!!!!!!!
Puke up ghosttttt..????? sounds like the long green mile kinda stuff.
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01/19/2011 11:41 PM
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Re: !!!!!!!!!!Burglars snorted man's ashes,thought it was cocaine...!!!!!!!!
if i was those guys i would be drinking a sagewand
milkshake
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01/19/2011 11:45 PM
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Re: !!!!!!!!!!Burglars snorted man's ashes,thought it was cocaine...!!!!!!!!
My buddy hid his in the flour pot one time on a Saturday night. His mom got up early and made biscuits for the congregation. Three deacons, and the rest of the congregation got saved that day.
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My buddy hid his in the flour pot one time on a Saturday night. His mom got up early and made biscuits for the congregation. Three deacons, and the rest of the congregation got saved that day.
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Oh yeah, and my buddy got beat with a phonebook when his mom got home.. lol
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01/19/2011 11:48 PM
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"Once they realized their error, the suspects discussed returning the remaining ashes but threw them in a lake instead because they thought their fingerprints were on the containers, sheriff’s spokesman Judge Cochran said.

Police divers were trying to recover the ashes."

How can you recover ashes from a lake?
Pearl Harbor was an inside job.
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01/19/2011 11:49 PM
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"Once they realized their error, the suspects discussed returning the remaining ashes but threw them in a lake instead because they thought their fingerprints were on the containers, sheriff’s spokesman Judge Cochran said.

Police divers were trying to recover the ashes."

How can you recover ashes from a lake?
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Shhh..

Your tax dollars are hard at work..
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they snorted the spice from dune
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go figure...
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01/20/2011 06:35 AM
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keith richards admitted to snorting his fathers ashes but then he is keith richards, right? LOL

i love the stones!
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01/20/2011 06:41 AM
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I will bet you that they must have thought it was great coke before they knew what it really was.
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I will bet you that they must have thought it was great coke before they knew what it really was.
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ROTFLOL
March WILL come in like a lion and roar.Be prepared.
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Re: !!!!!!!!!!Burglars snorted man's ashes,thought it was cocaine...!!!!!!!!
that's why you need a 9mm loaded in your household.
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