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I got fired yesterday! Ask me a question!!!!

 
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I got fired yesterday! Ask me a question!!!!
My new manager, who was hired in a ten minute interview by someone who was fired two weeks after the manager shows up, just fired me yesterday.
He was just jealous of my mad skills.
Go on. Ask me a question!
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01/20/2011 11:31 AM
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Re: I got fired yesterday! Ask me a question!!!!
Yeah...lol...I've seen it before.

Assholes are everywhere. GL.
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01/20/2011 11:32 AM
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Re: I got fired yesterday! Ask me a question!!!!
if you get fired, can you collect unemployment?
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01/20/2011 11:33 AM
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Re: I got fired yesterday! Ask me a question!!!!
My new manager, who was hired in a ten minute interview by someone who was fired two weeks after the manager shows up, just fired me yesterday.
He was just jealous of my mad skills.
Go on. Ask me a question!
 Quoting: Go on. Do it! 1237169


are you going to "go postal" on them ?
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01/20/2011 11:34 AM
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Re: I got fired yesterday! Ask me a question!!!!
Isn't it amazing how everyone tells you that an education is
needed to get a good job, then along comes a retard making 60k a year
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Re: I got fired yesterday! Ask me a question!!!!
Luckily, I smelled his train wreck from 12 miles out and had already secured another job. I was ready to give my two weeks notice and instead was ushered out like a criminal.
hf
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01/20/2011 11:35 AM
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What mad skill do you possess?

Nunchuck skills?
Bo fighting skills?
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01/20/2011 11:36 AM
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Re: I got fired yesterday! Ask me a question!!!!
Isn't it amazing how everyone tells you that an education is
needed to get a good job, then along comes a retard making 60k a year
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The street smarts of sociopaths win initially. Problem is crazy isn't rational nor logical.
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01/20/2011 11:37 AM
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Re: I got fired yesterday! Ask me a question!!!!
At least you CYA'd. One door closes, another one opens. Good luck. Quietly stay in touch with some one at your old job and see if your replacement is a friend of the new guy.
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Re: I got fired yesterday! Ask me a question!!!!
What mad skill do you possess?

Nunchuck skills?
Bo fighting skills?
 Quoting: Currahee


I don't have balls; however I sweetly smell of A1 sauce.
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01/20/2011 11:40 AM
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Re: I got fired yesterday! Ask me a question!!!!
My new manager, who was hired in a ten minute interview by someone who was fired two weeks after the manager shows up, just fired me yesterday.
He was just jealous of my mad skills.
Go on. Ask me a question!


are you going to "go postal" on them ?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1065356


I can't work up enough "damn" to go postal.
Therefore, I win.
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01/20/2011 11:46 AM
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Re: I got fired yesterday! Ask me a question!!!!
My new manager, who was hired in a ten minute interview by someone who was fired two weeks after the manager shows up, just fired me yesterday.
He was just jealous of my mad skills.
Go on. Ask me a question!


are you going to "go postal" on them ?


I can't work up enough "damn" to go postal.
Therefore, I win.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1237169


That's the spirit.

Better opportunities await....now enjoy your long weekend and start fresh monday.

afro
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Re: I got fired yesterday! Ask me a question!!!!
Is your name "Steve"?
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Re: I got fired yesterday! Ask me a question!!!!
At least you CYA'd. One door closes, another one opens. Good luck. Quietly stay in touch with some one at your old job and see if your replacement is a friend of the new guy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1237013


I hope it is a friend if his. They will all lose their job collectively. This is a top 25 company and you know they fire in hoards when it comes time for restructuring failures.
Although I'm tempted to bring to light his misrepresentaion of his job history on his resume
5a
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Is your name "Steve"?
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Did you fire Steve too?
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Re: I got fired yesterday! Ask me a question!!!!
"I was ready to give my two weeks notice and instead was ushered out like a criminal."

Even better.
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01/20/2011 11:50 AM
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Isn't it amazing how everyone tells you that an education is
needed to get a good job, then along comes a retard making 60k a year



The street smarts of sociopaths win initially. Problem is crazy isn't rational nor logical.
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No psychopaths not sociopaths
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01/20/2011 11:51 AM
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Isn't it amazing how everyone tells you that an education is
needed to get a good job, then along comes a retard making 60k a year
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1237169


And then the dude that play's second life for two weeks, comes around, and has a company worth 1.500.000 real euro's.
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"I was ready to give my two weeks notice and instead was ushered out like a criminal."

Even better.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1047759


You are just jelous too! You wish you could have met the same fate as I. It's a high honour. You will achieve my greatness! Patience grasshopper!
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01/20/2011 11:54 AM
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Re: I got fired yesterday! Ask me a question!!!!
"I was ready to give my two weeks notice and instead was ushered out like a criminal."

Even better.


You are just jelous too! You wish you could have met the same fate as I. It's a high honour. You will achieve my greatness! Patience grasshopper!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1237169


Got it on december 22nd... cool2
DanfromtheHills

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01/20/2011 11:54 AM
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+1 for having your ducks in a row beforehand.
"Nothing to see here, go back to sheep..." --- AC 1251379
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01/20/2011 11:56 AM
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Re: I got fired yesterday! Ask me a question!!!!
Isn't it amazing how everyone tells you that an education is
needed to get a good job, then along comes a retard making 60k a year



The street smarts of sociopaths win initially. Problem is crazy isn't rational nor logical.

No psychopaths not sociopaths
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1221530


No, sociopaths. They are far more crafty. Psychopaths don't usually pass the background screens.
Get your psychoses straight.
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01/20/2011 11:57 AM
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Re: I got fired yesterday! Ask me a question!!!!
At least you CYA'd. One door closes, another one opens. Good luck. Quietly stay in touch with some one at your old job and see if your replacement is a friend of the new guy.


I hope it is a friend if his. They will all lose their job collectively. This is a top 25 company and you know they fire in hoards when it comes time for restructuring failures.
Although I'm tempted to bring to light his misrepresentaion of his job history on his resume
5a
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1237169


Nah...don't lower yourself to his/their level. He'll get his just rewards. If you did nothing wrong, it was for the better, just move on with pride.
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01/20/2011 11:59 AM
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Re: I got fired yesterday! Ask me a question!!!!
I refused to work on weekends with no overtime pay..

I worked a saturday...he paid 'cash' but less than my hourly wage...week after he asked me to work again.

"No I won't...I'd rather relax on the weekends then come here for pocket change" (very casually)

Voila my papers where ready the next morning.

bonghit
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Even better.


You are just jelous too! You wish you could have met the same fate as I. It's a high honour. You will achieve my greatness! Patience grasshopper!


Got it on december 22nd... cool2
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1047759


I'm sorry.
On the lighter side, we can only hope to better ourselves in a more positive environment. Crazy sometimes does us favours they don't intend on doing.
hf hf hf
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01/20/2011 12:02 PM
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Re: I got fired yesterday! Ask me a question!!!!
At least you CYA'd. One door closes, another one opens. Good luck. Quietly stay in touch with some one at your old job and see if your replacement is a friend of the new guy.


I hope it is a friend if his. They will all lose their job collectively. This is a top 25 company and you know they fire in hoards when it comes time for restructuring failures.
Although I'm tempted to bring to light his misrepresentaion of his job history on his resume
5a


Nah...don't lower yourself to his/their level. He'll get his just rewards. If you did nothing wrong, it was for the better, just move on with pride.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1237192


True.
I can fantisize though, can't I?
I just hope his karma is swift and painful. Mentally.
lmao
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Re: I got fired yesterday! Ask me a question!!!!
I refused to work on weekends with no overtime pay..

I worked a saturday...he paid 'cash' but less than my hourly wage...week after he asked me to work again.

"No I won't...I'd rather relax on the weekends then come here for pocket change" (very casually)

Voila my papers where ready the next morning.

bonghit
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1047759


My time is a precious commodity. I am glad to see someone else standing up for what is right for them.
Fukk'm and let them work double shifts for letting you go.
hf
DanfromtheHills

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01/20/2011 12:07 PM
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Yep, you probably didn't want the old job, with it's changes in staff etc, anyway.

Good riddance to bad baggage.
"Nothing to see here, go back to sheep..." --- AC 1251379
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01/20/2011 12:09 PM
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Yep, you probably didn't want the old job, with it's changes in staff etc, anyway.

Good riddance to bad baggage.
 Quoting: DanfromtheHills


Indeed! And I left with dignity.
Box of shit in hand.
5a
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I don't have balls; however I sweetly smell of A1 sauce.
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You're a female? That smells like steak sauce?!? ... Are you single??