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All members of Congress are Actually Alien Reptiles masquerading as humans ( I Have PROOF!!!!!)
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Anonymous Coward
7/29/2005 6:25 PM
Report abusive post | All members of Congress are Actually Alien Reptiles masquerading as humans ( I Have PROOF!!!!!)
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The American Congress ( and about two thirds of the Senate) are not really human beings. THey are part of the famous THIRD CONSPIRACY that was funded by the DOD since Kennedy was assasinated. They have complete control over th world through their replacement of real government officlials with their evil REPLICANTS ( see Jeff Cocaciola´s famous statement that was leaked to the press about the investation of our government´s highest offices by what he called ´evil iguana looking alien replicants.´)
Even members of the Canadian Parliment
have hinted at the fact that their government fears an invasion from their southern neghbor by what they termed the ´snake men´.
These ´SNAKE MEN´ are in complete control of all govenrment, media, entertainment, economics, and educational institutions.
They are farming us for our red blood cells, which they eat. They also enjoy hemoglobin, some amino acids, human brain, and semen.
These evil reptilian aliens are almost ready to begin the feast, and start farming us like cattle. WAKE UP PEOPLE, kill every reptile you can find. I mean snakes, iguanas, gilla monsters, and crocodiles. You never know which one is a reptilian replicant spy!
They can control our minds and some ( i.e. congress) can even appear human for
a short time. This time can be extended by eating human brains soaked in orange juice.
I HAVE PROOF! ANYONE WHO KNOWS ANYTHING ABOUT THIS OR WOULD LIKE TO KNOW MORE E-MAIL ME AT joshkrak@sbcyahoo.com
TOGETHER WE CAN SCARE THEM AWAY. THEY FEAR ALUMINUM FOIL AS THEY ARE NOCTURNAL AND THE REFLECTIONS CAN KILL THEM ( ever wonder why you can´t bring aluminum foil into a government building). THEY ARE ALSO HAVE A NATURAL AVERSION TO LOUD MUSIC,AND PORK, AS SOME OF THE TOXINS IN PORK CAN KILL THEM. WE MUST ACT NOW! E-MAIL ME WITH YOUR INFO OR TO LEARN ABOUT THE REPTILIAN PLAN FOR WORLD DOMINATION! |
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Anonymous Coward
12/8/2005 10:13 AM | | Re: All members of Congress are Actually Alien Reptiles masquerading as humans ( I Have PROOF!!!!!) | Quote |
Save yourself a lot of work, and spread the info to us by simply typing just once the proof you have on this thread. This way, one message can reach 100s and not just 1 person through e-mailing. You will not have to get all of our e-mail addresses together then and send it out, we will automatically get the info directly from this thread and spread the word.
Now, the proof please? |
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doctor fucktard
12/8/2005 10:13 AM | | Re: All members of Congress are Actually Alien Reptiles masquerading as humans ( I Have PROOF!!!!!) | Quote |
ok. WHERE IS YOUR PROOF??????
did you forget your meds today? |
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Anonymous Coward
12/8/2005 10:13 AM | | Re: All members of Congress are Actually Alien Reptiles masquerading as humans ( I Have PROOF!!!!!) | Quote |
"They also enjoy hemoglobin, some amino acids, human brain, and semen."
Are these snake men cum eaters? |
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Anonymous Coward
12/8/2005 10:13 AM | | Re: All members of Congress are Actually Alien Reptiles masquerading as humans ( I Have PROOF!!!!!) | Quote |
i would say that you were insane if not for the fact that i´ve seen it,
i bought a documentary film by alex jones that had to do with 911, on it you can see some stock footage of bushe´s speech to the congress right after the attacks,
it was taken off cspan or one of the major networks,
i´d have to pull it out and watch it again to be sure,
anyway during a moment of applause that the president was receiving the camera pans over the assembled members of the house and there in one of the rows the camera actually caught what i have come to believe was a female member of the house shape shifting from reptile to human, its only for a few seconds and i didn´t catch it the first several times i watched it,
but one day i saw it out of the corner of my eye and rewound the tape and watched it over and over ,
i wish i new more about analyzing video images or knew somebody with a software program that could do it but its definetly there whatever it is
and its weird,
so who knows how many of them there are among us |
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Anonymous Coward
12/8/2005 10:13 AM | | Re: All members of Congress are Actually Alien Reptiles masquerading as humans ( I Have PROOF!!!!!) | Quote |
I see we have a lot of V fans here....... |
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Anonymous Coward
12/8/2005 10:13 AM | | Re: All members of Congress are Actually Alien Reptiles masquerading as humans ( I Have PROOF!!!!!) | Quote |
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Anonymous Coward
12/8/2005 10:13 AM | | Re: All members of Congress are Actually Alien Reptiles masquerading as humans ( I Have PROOF!!!!!) | Quote |
Then he must have the proof then, so let´s see it.
But, what you were saying...is there anyway you can upload that here? |
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Anonymous Coward
12/8/2005 10:13 AM | | Re: All members of Congress are Actually Alien Reptiles masquerading as humans ( I Have PROOF!!!!!) | Quote |
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WIO
12/8/2005 10:13 AM | | Re: All members of Congress are Actually Alien Reptiles masquerading as humans ( I Have PROOF!!!!!) | Quote |
anyone who BUSH or CHENEY gives the FINGER to would probably be HUMAN
it would be interesting to know the % but in CONGRESS i think they are taken over by death threats from TOM DELAY.. snake man
wiolawapress.com/atom.htm
and in the SEEEENNNNNN ATE.. there would be a higher %... both a re corrupt orgs.. altho there are some great HUMAN freedom fighters like BOXER, PAUL etc.. PELOSI, .. etc..
certainly CARNAHAN AND WELLSTONE were great fighters against the REPTIL ES
ah ho WIO |
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Anonymous Coward
12/8/2005 10:13 AM | | Re: All members of Congress are Actually Alien Reptiles masquerading as humans ( I Have PROOF!!!!!) | Quote |
dude.....really, seek medical help as soon as possible |
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Anonymous Coward
12/8/2005 10:13 AM | | Re: All members of Congress are Actually Alien Reptiles masquerading as humans ( I Have PROOF!!!!!) | Quote |
it couldnt be more obvious.
demon-crats
and rept-publicans LOL |
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lyriC
12/8/2005 10:13 AM | | Re: All members of Congress are Actually Alien Reptiles masquerading as humans ( I Have PROOF!!!!!) | Quote |
please sir, may i have some more... |
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CIA
12/8/2005 10:13 AM | | Re: All members of Congress are Actually Alien Reptiles masquerading as humans ( I Have PROOF!!!!!) | Quote |
There is nothing to see here........move along move along |
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ac
12/8/2005 10:13 AM | | Re: All members of Congress are Actually Alien Reptiles masquerading as humans ( I Have PROOF!!!!!) | Quote |
No more for you,the bar is closed. |
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Anonymous Coward
12/8/2005 10:13 AM | | Re: All members of Congress are Actually Alien Reptiles masquerading as humans ( I Have PROOF!!!!!) | Quote |
Nothing to see here??? O.P.´s about to unmask us all! We´re doomed, I tell you, doomed!
It´s not easy being green..... |
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robin
12/8/2005 10:13 AM | | Re: All members of Congress are Actually Alien Reptiles masquerading as humans ( I Have PROOF!!!!!) | Quote |
the aluminum foil sounds interesting...i want to hear more. |
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Anonymous Coward
12/8/2005 10:13 AM | | Re: All members of Congress are Actually Alien Reptiles masquerading as humans ( I Have PROOF!!!!!) | Quote |
WIO´s page =  |
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Anonymous Coward
12/8/2005 10:13 AM | | Re: All members of Congress are Actually Alien Reptiles masquerading as humans ( I Have PROOF!!!!!) | Quote |
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Branton
12/8/2005 10:13 AM | | Re: All members of Congress are Actually Alien Reptiles masquerading as humans ( I Have PROOF!!!!!) | Quote |
I found the secret entrance to the Reptilian underworld. It is here:
[link to www.angelfire.com] |
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sing along
12/8/2005 10:13 AM | | Re: All members of Congress are Actually Alien Reptiles masquerading as humans ( I Have PROOF!!!!!) | Quote |
They are scalely;
They are creepy.
Watch your pockets
if you´re sleepy.
They´re spooky and they´re spiffy,
getting relief is always iffy.
They´re the epitimy of sanity
starting with the Adams family,
members masquerading,
the Congress Aliens.
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Prudence
12/8/2005 10:13 AM | | Re: All members of Congress are Actually Alien Reptiles masquerading as humans ( I Have PROOF!!!!!) | Quote |
"AS SOME OF THE TOXINS IN PORK CAN KILL THEM."
hmmm that is interesting. There has been a lot of talk about pork from the bible to the aliens.
I wonder if that is true? |
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Anonymous Coward
12/8/2005 10:13 AM | | Re: All members of Congress are Actually Alien Reptiles masquerading as humans ( I Have PROOF!!!!!) | Quote |
Can´t you make nitro glyserin from pork fat?
Think I heard that some where. |
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Anonymous Coward
12/8/2005 10:13 AM | | Re: All members of Congress are Actually Alien Reptiles masquerading as humans ( I Have PROOF!!!!!) | Quote |
"TOGETHER WE CAN SCARE THEM AWAY. THEY FEAR ALUMINUM FOIL AS THEY ARE NOCTURNAL AND THE REFLECTIONS CAN KILL THEM ( ever wonder why you can´t bring aluminum foil into a government building). THEY ARE ALSO HAVE A NATURAL AVERSION TO LOUD MUSIC,AND PORK,"
Aluminum Foil?? hmmm....and Pork??....perhaps if we wrapped some pork parts in aluminum foil and planted these little lifesavers around the Capitol and any other legislative offices, we can freak them out but good! |
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Anonymous Coward
12/8/2005 10:13 AM | | Re: All members of Congress are Actually Alien Reptiles masquerading as humans ( I Have PROOF!!!!!) | Quote |
Hey, about the Alex Jones film...you talking about ´Martial Law, Rise of the Police State´, or which one? Also, can you give me an idea of how far into the video the shape shifting is occurring?...I´d like to look for that. And if anyone would like to get together for a pork wrapping party, let me know. |
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Anonymous Coward
12/8/2005 10:13 AM | | Re: All members of Congress are Actually Alien Reptiles masquerading as humans ( I Have PROOF!!!!!) | Quote |
where do these fuckin retards come from??? |
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Anonymous Coward
12/8/2005 10:13 AM | |
Anonymous Coward
12/8/2005 10:13 AM | | Re: All members of Congress are Actually Alien Reptiles masquerading as humans ( I Have PROOF!!!!!) | Quote |
So that is what it means when the people use to say "Snake Oil Salesman". |
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ac
12/8/2005 10:13 AM | | Re: All members of Congress are Actually Alien Reptiles masquerading as humans ( I Have PROOF!!!!!) | Quote |
Proof as in 100 proof liquor. Go ahead and get
the Everclear it´s 190 Proof, then the demons
will look a lot more friendly. |
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Anonymous Coward
12/8/2005 10:13 AM | | Re: All members of Congress are Actually Alien Reptiles masquerading as humans ( I Have PROOF!!!!!) | Quote |
this is such bull come and chew on some reptillian weewee |
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Anonymous Coward
12/8/2005 10:13 AM | | Re: All members of Congress are Actually Alien Reptiles masquerading as humans ( I Have PROOF!!!!!) | Quote |
Hummm must have hit a nerve
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