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I had to look up the article that he was talking about. Actually he seems to make a lot of sense - could even be a GLPer...

Speaking to Men's Fitness, Kutcher predicts that the "end of days" is on its way, and he wants to be prepared for the inevitable madness. He told the magazine (quotes via JustJared):

"It won't take very much, I'm telling you. It will not take much for people to hit the panic button. The amount of convenience that people rely on based on electricity alone. You start taking out electricity and satellites, and people are going to lose their noodle. People don't have maps anymore. People use their iPhones or GPS systems, so if there's no electricity, nobody has maps."

"And people are going to go, 'That land's not yours, prove that it's yours,' and the only thing you have to prove it's yours is on an electric file. Then it's like, 'What's the value of currency, and whose food is whose?' People's alarm systems at their homes will no longer work. Neither will our heating, our garbage disposals, hot-water heaters that run on gas but depend on electricity - what happens when all our modern conveniences fail? I'm going to be ready to take myself and my family to a safe place where they don't have to worry.
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IMHO, that doesn't sound like someone who's "kidding."

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whats up with that? did he get in trouble or something? or was he really joking?


It's strange because George Lucas now claims he was only joking about 2012 too. I think TPTB got to them and told them to STFU about it so people won't panic.

[link to www.nydailynews.com]
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i think they woke up and realized they were not being responible by attempting to cause fear about 2012....


the truth about 2012 is that all is well:)
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He's already prepared I bet he has a bunker or some shit to hang out with the elites

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whats up with that? did he get in trouble or something? or was he really joking?


It's strange because George Lucas now claims he was only joking about 2012 too. I think TPTB got to them and told them to STFU about it so people won't panic.

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I think so, too. And i never agree with you.
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Why is Ashton Cutcher coming out and covering for them? I thought he was a 2012 believer. Is the joke on us???


If you think anyone in Hollyweird is your friend the joke truly is on you.

You do know that actors used to be rated lower than whores back in the day? Now in this sick society they're hailed as heroes (and also the whores are lifted up as role models).
You do know they are all professional liars?

So society has professional liars and whores as role models and you wonder why societies are so effed up.

You better get your head screwed on straight or they will bring you straight into the pit with their lies.
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And you do know they spent the better part of their early career on their knees before being allowed to stand...don't you?
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whats up with that? did he get in trouble or something? or was he really joking?


It's strange because George Lucas now claims he was only joking about 2012 too. I think TPTB got to them and told them to STFU about it so people won't panic.

[link to www.nydailynews.com]
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Yep, there seems to be a big STFU campaign going on right now.
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whats up with that? did he get in trouble or something? or was he really joking?


It's strange because George Lucas now claims he was only joking about 2012 too. I think TPTB got to them and told them to STFU about it so people won't panic.

[link to www.nydailynews.com]



Yep, there seems to be a big STFU campaign going on right now.
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Or, more likely, their lawyers are advising them to retract their statements because some crazies might off themselves if they think it is the end of the world and the families will try to sue.
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That small fry has a big arsenal and should locked up for his terrorism !
too late to mind his P's and Q's they might as well and TPTB to round him up.

Although not for locking someone over weapons and preparedness items or martial arts I think if they begin he goes before others since all he spoke was serious
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...Even hard core "SYSTEMITES" realize..."We are coming to the end of our age".... damned
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...Even hard core "SYSTEMITES" realize..."We are coming to the end of our age".... damned
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They probably were joking.

When I read that article I knew right away it was a joke and didn't sound right.

They didn't provide much details at all, and alot of you guy's should of atleast question that.

He just said a few lines and that is it, didn't say how or when he believed it was going to end.

The moment a news article comes online by a mass media source, and you agree with it, you all get on the bandwagon.

No matter what the source is, and no matter how stupid the articles sound.
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not.

he was telling the truth ...and his handlers didn't like it.

Ashton Kutcher is probably being re-programmed right now as I type this post.
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Cutcher is a turd. Very immature.
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I had to look up the article that he was talking about. Actually he seems to make a lot of sense - could even be a GLPer...

Speaking to Men's Fitness, Kutcher predicts that the "end of days" is on its way, and he wants to be prepared for the inevitable madness. He told the magazine (quotes via JustJared):

"It won't take very much, I'm telling you. It will not take much for people to hit the panic button. The amount of convenience that people rely on based on electricity alone. You start taking out electricity and satellites, and people are going to lose their noodle. People don't have maps anymore. People use their iPhones or GPS systems, so if there's no electricity, nobody has maps."

"And people are going to go, 'That land's not yours, prove that it's yours,' and the only thing you have to prove it's yours is on an electric file. Then it's like, 'What's the value of currency, and whose food is whose?' People's alarm systems at their homes will no longer work. Neither will our heating, our garbage disposals, hot-water heaters that run on gas but depend on electricity - what happens when all our modern conveniences fail? I'm going to be ready to take myself and my family to a safe place where they don't have to worry.
"


[link to www.huffingtonpost.com]

IMHO, that doesn't sound like someone who's "kidding."
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I read this too. Him and Demi are FOR REAL
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god ashton cutcher is a soulless human who sold out. nothing will happen in 2012.the world will not end just cuz pathetic humans predict it will. the mayan calendar doesnt end in 2012. the mayan calendar ended when their civilization ended. make sense? good! just cuz ashton wont be able to handle his garbage disposal not working does not mean its the end of the world.

talk about the blind leading the fucking blind
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Rule Number 1

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I agree with this guy!$@#$@#!$

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Reptilian remotessszzz unite.
"The earth is mother of us all, for she is just; but you, because you are unjust have pretended that she is your mother alone; and if you do not stop, I will not permit you to remain upon her."

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We are so fucked.
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+10000000000000000000000

it would be nice if we could just grow old and
be happy.
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god ashton cutcher is a soulless human who sold out. nothing will happen in 2012.the world will not end just cuz pathetic humans predict it will. the mayan calendar doesnt end in 2012. the mayan calendar ended when their civilization ended. make sense? good! just cuz ashton wont be able to handle his garbage disposal not working does not mean its the end of the world.

talk about the blind leading the fucking blind
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it's funny out of that 70's show he's the one who made mass cash, the dizzy girl friend of his in the 70's show went on to do some movies, but short of the old guy, that other guyfather who was in a ton of startrek movies, is like,
just fucking fuck the stupidest people on the show went on to make more movies
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god ashton cutcher is a soulless human who sold out. nothing will happen in 2012.the world will not end just cuz pathetic humans predict it will. the mayan calendar doesnt end in 2012. the mayan calendar ended when their civilization ended. make sense? good! just cuz ashton wont be able to handle his garbage disposal not working does not mean its the end of the world.

talk about the blind leading the fucking blind
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whats up with that? did he get in trouble or something? or was he really joking?


It's strange because George Lucas now claims he was only joking about 2012 too. I think TPTB got to them and told them to STFU about it so people won't panic.

[link to www.nydailynews.com]
 Quoting: CrazyJarhead

You are spot on Jarhead. Just look around you, without people's red flags.
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god ashton cutcher is a soulless human who sold out. nothing will happen in 2012.the world will not end just cuz pathetic humans predict it will. the mayan calendar doesnt end in 2012. the mayan calendar ended when their civilization ended. make sense? good! just cuz ashton wont be able to handle his garbage disposal not working does not mean its the end of the world.

talk about the blind leading the fucking blind


it's funny out of that 70's show he's the one who made mass cash, the dizzy girl friend of his in the 70's show went on to do some movies, but short of the old guy, that other guyfather who was in a ton of startrek movies, is like,
just fucking fuck the stupidest people on the show went on to make more movies
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Mila Kunis has a great film career, not just 'some movies'.
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god ashton cutcher is a soulless human who sold out. nothing will happen in 2012.the world will not end just cuz pathetic humans predict it will. the mayan calendar doesnt end in 2012. the mayan calendar ended when their civilization ended. make sense? good! just cuz ashton wont be able to handle his garbage disposal not working does not mean its the end of the world.

talk about the blind leading the fucking blind


it's funny out of that 70's show he's the one who made mass cash, the dizzy girl friend of his in the 70's show went on to do some movies, but short of the old guy, that other guyfather who was in a ton of startrek movies, is like,
just fucking fuck the stupidest people on the show went on to make more movies

Mila Kunis has a great film career, not just 'some movies'.
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so the 2 loser people who were just a joke on the show turn out to be the only ones other then the startrek old guy to make cash off the show?
lame.

at least fez could have had more films.
maybe the other were shuch "70" icons, they could get any other movies.
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We are so fucked.


+10000000000000000000000

it would be nice if we could just grow old and
be happy.
do you think it's the drugs the uber rich are on or are they all non-human insane life forums?
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dont trip baby erything gonna be alright

its just a phase soon youll be as cynical and jaded as i am trust me. the world will not end. its pure human arrogance that makes us think this way. like we can destroy an entire planet. right. who do we think we are? we are a speck in a infinite universe you really think anyone give a fuck about us? are we so important in the grand scheme of things this little rock floating in the void?

anyway heres and exercise: go outside look around. take a deep breath. look as far as your eye can see. look at everything. how far you can see everything around you. now realize theres a whole planet out there. realize the planet is much more than you can see. much much more. the world in its entire totality will never be destroyed all at once. its too big theres too much of it. we cant even see the forest for the trees

rant
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Why is Ashton Cutcher coming out and covering for them? I thought he was a 2012 believer. Is the joke on us???


If you think anyone in Hollyweird is your friend the joke truly is on you.

You do know that actors used to be rated lower than whores back in the day? Now in this sick society they're hailed as heroes (and also the whores are lifted up as role models).
You do know they are all professional liars?

So society has professional liars and whores as role models and you wonder why societies are so effed up.

You better get your head screwed on straight or they will bring you straight into the pit with their lies.
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Get your own head on straight so you can read what I'm typing.

Inferiority complex much?

I was just bringing up points that other sheeple may not see.

I know history, I know actors use to be poor traveling bands of herpes-ridden trash. They still are, but now the government is paying for their services.
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We are so fucked.


+10000000000000000000000

it would be nice if we could just grow old and
be happy.
do you think it's the drugs the uber rich are on or are they all non-human insane life forums?




dont trip baby erything gonna be alright

its just a phase soon youll be as cynical and jaded as i am trust me. the world will not end. its pure human arrogance that makes us think this way. like we can destroy an entire planet. right. who do we think we are? we are a speck in a infinite universe you really think anyone give a fuck about us? are we so important in the grand scheme of things this little rock floating in the void?

anyway heres and exercise: go outside look around. take a deep breath. look as far as your eye can see. look at everything. how far you can see everything around you. now realize theres a whole planet out there. realize the planet is much more than you can see. much much more. the world in its entire totality will never be destroyed all at once. its too big theres too much of it. we cant even see the forest for the trees

rant
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Just lolsign

You sound like a country bumpkin that 'ain't never seen nothin, cuz the world's too darn big!' Ever heard of atomic bombs? You absolute TARD!
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We are so fucked.


+10000000000000000000000

it would be nice if we could just grow old and
be happy.
do you think it's the drugs the uber rich are on or are they all non-human insane life forums?




dont trip baby erything gonna be alright

its just a phase soon youll be as cynical and jaded as i am trust me. the world will not end. its pure human arrogance that makes us think this way. like we can destroy an entire planet. right. who do we think we are? we are a speck in a infinite universe you really think anyone give a fuck about us? are we so important in the grand scheme of things this little rock floating in the void?

anyway heres and exercise: go outside look around. take a deep breath. look as far as your eye can see. look at everything. how far you can see everything around you. now realize theres a whole planet out there. realize the planet is much more than you can see. much much more. the world in its entire totality will never be destroyed all at once. its too big theres too much of it. we cant even see the forest for the trees

rant
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it gets a little old all you new agers , talking about the earth and bullshit.

each of us get a chance here , if your lucky,
so, i resent the uber rich men trying to kill everyone other then them selfs.
sorry,

if your not a brainwashed stupid person, you should resent them too.
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That's how you know it wasn't a joke. First off why would they joke about stuff like that? Makes no sense and second if he was joking why there was need to say it was a joke because usually we never have any kind of Doom, so people automatically assume it's a joke.

Maybe Lucas isn't smart enough that he was speaking about Doom to public, or he is understanding the futility that's likely coming and he got relaxed and sincere for once.
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What, what? I'm so confused. So was it a joke, or was it not a joke?

(Joking)