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What, what? I'm so confused. So was it a joke, or was it not a joke?

(Joking)
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Let's see if he can float, like a duck.
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Mila Kunis has a great film career, not just 'some movies'.
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Like what, American Psycho 2?
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What, what? I'm so confused. So was it a joke, or was it not a joke?

(Joking)


Let's see if he can float, like a duck.
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if it floats like a duck,
then it floats like wood,
so they must be a wich, BURN THEM!!!!
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What, what? I'm so confused. So was it a joke, or was it not a joke?

(Joking)


Let's see if he can float, like a duck.


if it floats like a duck,
then it floats like wood,
so they must be a wich, BURN THEM!!!!
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We are so fucked.


+10000000000000000000000

it would be nice if we could just grow old and
be happy.
do you think it's the drugs the uber rich are on or are they all non-human insane life forums?




dont trip baby erything gonna be alright

its just a phase soon youll be as cynical and jaded as i am trust me. the world will not end. its pure human arrogance that makes us think this way. like we can destroy an entire planet. right. who do we think we are? we are a speck in a infinite universe you really think anyone give a fuck about us? are we so important in the grand scheme of things this little rock floating in the void?

anyway heres and exercise: go outside look around. take a deep breath. look as far as your eye can see. look at everything. how far you can see everything around you. now realize theres a whole planet out there. realize the planet is much more than you can see. much much more. the world in its entire totality will never be destroyed all at once. its too big theres too much of it. we cant even see the forest for the trees

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Just lolsign

You sound like a country bumpkin that 'ain't never seen nothin, cuz the world's too darn big!' Ever heard of atomic bombs? You absolute TARD!
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of course i have heard of the a bomb.

my question to you is have you ever seen an a bomb? i mean up close in person wit your own eyes? let alone enough of them to destroy this planet? i seriously doubt it. your going on pure speculation my friend you cannot confirm the existence of 1 single nuke a bomb or whatever else WMD youre thinking of. whos the fuckin tard now?

also you can only detonate nukes at certain times and dates due to the earths power grid surrounding the planet. ever heard of bruce cathie? yeah i thought so.

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i dont need to travel the world to know its all the same. to see the world all i need to do is go outside.

all im saying iss dont believe the hype. it creates stress which creates a state of hyper awareness which is a very confusing mindset to be stuck in. especially if youre already having problems grasping reality (im not saying you are).
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whats up with that? did he get in trouble or something? or was he really joking?


It's strange because George Lucas now claims he was only joking about 2012 too. I think TPTB got to them and told them to STFU about it so people won't panic.

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People are already in a panic. Just look around yourself
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I dont see any one panicking around me. I don't know anyone who is buying the 2012 thing. I don't buy it either. But I do think TSWHTF sooner or later. Who cares what Ashton Kutcher thinks, he is an idiot.
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whats up with that? did he get in trouble or something? or was he really joking?
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not saying i believe anyone in the media just thought it was worth discussing since it seems so odd.
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this is my first post. how did it get pinned? didn't think it was that important just the last thing i was thinking about before bed.
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whats up with that? did he get in trouble or something? or was he really joking?


It's strange because George Lucas now claims he was only joking about 2012 too. I think TPTB got to them and told them to STFU about it so people won't panic.

[link to www.nydailynews.com]


People are already in a panic. Just look around yourself



I dont see any one panicking around me. I don't know anyone who is buying the 2012 thing. I don't buy it either. But I do think TSWHTF sooner or later. Who cares what Ashton Kutcher thinks, he is an idiot.
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how is he an idiot?
he has done more and made more of hiself then most if not all on this forum.

if you look at what he "played" on the 70's show then yes he "played" an idiot,
but , like in the real world,
nothing matters but what you bring home cash and power wize,
[as the rich men tell us all],
and well,
he' s rich and more powerfull then, once again most if not all on this forum.

thats what they tell us in america to do, work hard and become rich.

what have you done, twords the "amrican dream",
nothing?
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If both Ashton Kutcher and George Lucas were "just joking" about their 2012 thoughts, what the fuck was the punchline?!
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If both Ashton Kutcher and George Lucas were "just joking" about their 2012 thoughts, what the fuck was the punchline?!
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couldnt tell ya but theyre laughing all the way to the bank
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^^^
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he just doesn't want to be the butt of all jokes like tom cruise

tom cruise owns a silo that he's repurposed into a survival bunker
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I hope it's watertight, otherwise that will be the aquarium he drowns in.
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I believe they were both told to cover this up. Or else?!..just my opinion
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I had to look up the article that he was talking about. Actually he seems to make a lot of sense - could even be a GLPer...

Speaking to Men's Fitness, Kutcher predicts that the "end of days" is on its way, and he wants to be prepared for the inevitable madness. He told the magazine (quotes via JustJared):

"It won't take very much, I'm telling you. It will not take much for people to hit the panic button. The amount of convenience that people rely on based on electricity alone. You start taking out electricity and satellites, and people are going to lose their noodle. People don't have maps anymore. People use their iPhones or GPS systems, so if there's no electricity, nobody has maps."

"And people are going to go, 'That land's not yours, prove that it's yours,' and the only thing you have to prove it's yours is on an electric file. Then it's like, 'What's the value of currency, and whose food is whose?' People's alarm systems at their homes will no longer work. Neither will our heating, our garbage disposals, hot-water heaters that run on gas but depend on electricity - what happens when all our modern conveniences fail? I'm going to be ready to take myself and my family to a safe place where they don't have to worry.
"


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IMHO, that doesn't sound like someone who's "kidding."
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Yep, that's sober, serious, correct, not at all unreasonable, and certainly not "funny." So, he wants us to believe he made a completely non-humorous joke about people not having maps. LOL. The statement that it was really a joke is the funny bit itself.
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whats up with that? did he get in trouble or something? or was he really joking?


It's strange because George Lucas now claims he was only joking about 2012 too. I think TPTB got to them and told them to STFU about it so people won't panic.

[link to www.nydailynews.com]
 Quoting: CrazyJarhead

I agree 100%
Who the hell does an interview and joke about something so serious. What would be the point.
I am convinced that they were talking about honest feeling they have about the end. But afterwords they were scolded for doing so and told to retract what they had said.

Side Note: CrazyJarhead, I always use spell check to avoid the spelling Nazis and my spell check tried telling me to change "CrazyJarhead" to "Crackhead"
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You guys are some of the most gullible people on earth. It's past the point of embarrassment; it's just hilarious.

gangup

2012 conspiracies!? ROFL
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2 plus 2 equals 4.thats all i got to say
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god ashton cutcher is a soulless human who sold out. nothing will happen in 2012.the world will not end just cuz pathetic humans predict it will. the mayan calendar doesnt end in 2012. the mayan calendar ended when their civilization ended. make sense? good! just cuz ashton wont be able to handle his garbage disposal not working does not mean its the end of the world.

talk about the blind leading the fucking blind


it's funny out of that 70's show he's the one who made mass cash, the dizzy girl friend of his in the 70's show went on to do some movies, but short of the old guy, that other guyfather who was in a ton of startrek movies, is like,
just fucking fuck the stupidest people on the show went on to make more movies
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Well, he hooked up with Demi Moore, who is a major Hollywood producer and then his career skyrocketed.
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god ashton cutcher is a soulless human who sold out. nothing will happen in 2012.the world will not end just cuz pathetic humans predict it will. the mayan calendar doesnt end in 2012. the mayan calendar ended when their civilization ended. make sense? good! just cuz ashton wont be able to handle his garbage disposal not working does not mean its the end of the world.

talk about the blind leading the fucking blind


it's funny out of that 70's show he's the one who made mass cash, the dizzy girl friend of his in the 70's show went on to do some movies, but short of the old guy, that other guyfather who was in a ton of startrek movies, is like,
just fucking fuck the stupidest people on the show went on to make more movies

Mila Kunis has a great film career, not just 'some movies'.
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There's no comparison between Kutcher and Kunis. He is a household name and only fans of hers even know her name. Two entirely different levels there.
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god ashton cutcher is a soulless human who sold out. nothing will happen in 2012.the world will not end just cuz pathetic humans predict it will. the mayan calendar doesnt end in 2012. the mayan calendar ended when their civilization ended. make sense? good! just cuz ashton wont be able to handle his garbage disposal not working does not mean its the end of the world.

talk about the blind leading the fucking blind
 Quoting: ZERO 854363

explain how whole civillations got wiped out whole empires.
its happened before.
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its just a phase soon youll be as cynical and jaded as i am trust me. the world will not end. its pure human arrogance that makes us think this way. like we can destroy an entire planet. right. who do we think we are? we are a speck in a infinite universe you really think anyone give a fuck about us? are we so important in the grand scheme of things this little rock floating in the void?


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LOL. You don't get the point. No one who believes in 2012, Planet X/Nibiru or Solar Doom theories says that WE HUMANS have anything to do with it. No, WE can't destroy the Earth, but you know what? The Sun could destroy the Earth, or a hypothetical rogue brown dwarf star/planet/whatever could or certainly destroy all life on the planet, or a geomagnetic reversal with accompanying 11.0 Earthquakes and supervolcanos, etc. could destroy all life on the Planet. Think about it, none of these doom theories are unfeasible. Even a simple economic crash could result in loss of transportation = no food in the stores = mass chaos = martial law and/or cannabilism, etc.
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I once had a boil on my left ass cheek.

It was funnier than Seth Rogen.
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I believe they were both told to cover this up. Or else?!..just my opinion
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or they reilized that dont worry about other people just worry about you and yours and friends. why help the people they dont care about you.worry about yourself./
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You guys are some of the most gullible people on earth. It's past the point of embarrassment; it's just hilarious.

gangup

2012 conspiracies!? ROFL
headlessch

2 plus 2 equals 4.thats all i got to say
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Another genius who believes in 2012doom.
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If both Ashton Kutcher and George Lucas were "just joking" about their 2012 thoughts, what the fuck was the punchline?!
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Bingo!
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whats up with that? did he get in trouble or something? or was he really joking?


He didn't get in trouble, neither was joking. It was a psy-ops to test the reaction of the sheeple that follow him on Twittard. Kutcher is MK-Ultra operative. Check out his college degrees and his style on psy ops with the "Punk'D".

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this
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Fallon sucks !!!!!!!

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