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Bad Advice, $1.
In contrast to the "Free Advice, Ask Juni" thread, I introduce:

Bad Advice, $1.


The doctor is in...competent. Ask your questions here and receive answers from a panel of smartasses, morans and mental hospital escapees. Get your answer, follow the advice, and leave your dollar in the jar on your way back to the forum.

Rules: No giving actual good advice or taking yourself seriously.

All right, GLP'ers. Ask away!
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when will i have sex again?
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Lucy charges 5 cents and it works for Charlie Brown.
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Lucy charges 5 cents and it works for Charlie Brown.
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Linda R. wants to know...
When will I be loved?
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when will i have sex again?
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As soon as you save up the $45 for that skanky whore you love so much. I suggest selling a kidney, or your firstborn child.

That will be $1.

Thank you, come again! (pun intended, you horny bastid!)

smile_kiss
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~P. J. O'Rourke
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when will i have sex again?
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She said advise dumbass, not fortunetelling.
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"But whether the Constitution really be one thing, or another, this much is certain - that it has either authorized such a government as we have had, or has been powerless to prevent it. In either case, it is unfit to exist." -Lysander Spooner

"If they take the ship, they'll rape us to death, eat our flesh, and sew our skin into their clothing, and if we're very very lucky, they'll do it in that order." - Firefly
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Lucy charges 5 cents and it works for Charlie Brown.

Linda R. wants to know...
When will I be loved?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1238254


Linda, you will be loved when you finally call back Mr. "When will I have sex again?"

Hurry up, honey, he's dying to hear from you!

That will be $1.

Thank you, and may you and he enjoy a long happy life together!

luv
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~P. J. O'Rourke
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When will doves cry?
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when will i have sex again?


She said advise dumbass, not fortunetelling.
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Shingen, we'll have to coax them into the idea slowly.

Luckily, my crystal ball is all poished up and working like a charm!
The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich.
~P. J. O'Rourke
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When will I be in love with a beautiful woman?
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When will doves cry?
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The next time you stand naked in your back yard.

Next.
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Where is the LOVE?
B.E.P's
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when will i have sex again?


As soon as you save up the $45 for that skanky whore you love so much. I suggest selling a kidney, or your firstborn child.

That will be $1.

Thank you, come again! (pun intended, you horny bastid!)

smile_kiss
 Quoting: D's Pet

45! sheesh.....i can afford more than that ; ) im not lookin for crabs..just sex!

i dont think i could sell my kidney....none would buy damaged goods..

that was my question....when will i come again?

gimme my buck back Dr Phil
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Who are you?
HuHu
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When will I be in love with a beautiful woman?
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You guys are wearing my crystal ball out!

Proper form for the question would be "How do I find a beautiful woman who will fall in love with me?"

Well, Doc, here's the skinny. You must stalk one, hunt her down. Really, chicks love this. Don't worry when she calls the cops, it's just her way of flirting!

ohyeah
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Who are you?
HuHu
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She's somebody to someone.
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Where is the LOVE?
B.E.P's
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On a corner downtown.

Next.
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~P. J. O'Rourke
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Hey, are you ready for this, are you hanging on the edge of your seat?
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Who are you?
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She's somebody to someone.
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you or your HuHu?

lol
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when will i have sex again?


As soon as you save up the $45 for that skanky whore you love so much. I suggest selling a kidney, or your firstborn child.

That will be $1.

Thank you, come again! (pun intended, you horny bastid!)

smile_kiss

45! sheesh.....i can afford more than that ; ) im not lookin for crabs..just sex!

i dont think i could sell my kidney....none would buy damaged goods..

that was my question....when will i come again?

gimme my buck back Dr Phil
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 808672


Oh, that question is much easier.

As soon as you find the lotion and lock the door.
The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich.
~P. J. O'Rourke
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that was my question....when will i come again?

gimme my buck back Dr Phil


Oh, that question is much easier.

As soon as you find the lotion and lock the door.
 Quoting: D's Pet



holy crap...ur a bad doctor....it's not chapped from lack of use ya know...

puts the lotion on the...ne'er mind..
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The doctor is in...competent.
Ask your questions here and receive answers from a panel of smartasses, morans and mental hospital escapees.
 Quoting: D's Pet



LOL. This has potential.
Nurse! 20 Gigaherz of Archaeopterix! Stat!


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Now let's see if you morans can give me some bad advice!

How can I get you guys to follow the rules of a simple thread?
The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich.
~P. J. O'Rourke
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when will i have sex again?


As soon as you save up the $45 for that skanky whore you love so much. I suggest selling a kidney, or your firstborn child.

That will be $1.

Thank you, come again! (pun intended, you horny bastid!)

smile_kiss

45! sheesh.....i can afford more than that ; ) im not lookin for crabs..just sex!

i dont think i could sell my kidney....none would buy damaged goods..

that was my question....when will i come again?

gimme my buck back Dr Phil


Oh, that question is much easier.

As soon as you find the lotion and lock the door.
 Quoting: D's Pet


Sheesh,
I have better advice than that for 10 cent...


Hey, hey, they say I better get a chaperone,
Because I can't stop messin' with the danger zone.
No, I won't worry, and I won't fret,
Ain't no law against it yet.
Oop, she bop, she bop.
(Oop, he bop, he bop).

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and why the hell would i lock the door 1rof1


you sure you're not just the head nurse ?


those knee's look a bit scuffed up!
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that was my question....when will i come again?

gimme my buck back Dr Phil


Oh, that question is much easier.

As soon as you find the lotion and lock the door.



holy crap...ur a bad doctor....it's not chapped from lack of use ya know...

puts the lotion on the...ne'er mind..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 808672


What do you expect for a buck!

Oh, and I almost pmsl..."or else it gets the hose again."
The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich.
~P. J. O'Rourke
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Now let's see if you morans can give me some bad advice!

How can I get you guys to follow the rules of a simple thread?
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Use reverse psychology.
Everyone dies, but not everyone lives.

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Now let's see if you morans can give me some bad advice!

How can I get you guys to follow the rules of a simple thread?
 Quoting: D's Pet


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Now let's see if you morans can give me some bad advice!

How can I get you guys to follow the rules of a simple thread?
 Quoting: D's Pet



List hem maybe?
I'm just saying...
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Sheesh,
I have better advice than that for 10 cent...



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Of course you have. This thread is for BAD advice. Have you ever gotten WORSE advice for a dollar?
The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich.
~P. J. O'Rourke
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and why the hell would i lock the door 1rof1


you sure you're not just the head nurse ?


those knee's look a bit scuffed up!
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Dayum, busted again!
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