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*NAME IT and CLAIM IT, BELIEVE IT and RECEIVE IT!!!

 
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*NAME IT and CLAIM IT, BELIEVE IT and RECEIVE IT!!!
[link to nesaranews.blogspot.com]

Father, in the Name of JESUS, bless me even while I'm reading this prayer
and bless the one that sent this to me in a special way. Open doors in our
lives today, Save and set free!* *



> Give us a double portion of your Spirit as we take back everything that the
> devil has stolen:**
> ****Emotional Health
> ****Physical Health
> ****Finances
> ****Relationships
> ****Children
> **** Jobs
> ****Homes
> ****Marriages*
> *I cancel every plot, plan and scheme the enemy has devised against us in
> the NAME OF JESUS.*
> *And I declare:*
> *NO WEAPON FORMED AGAINST US WILL PROSPER.*

more @ nesaranews.blogspot.com
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Ahhh its the devils fault...

Nice you guys simple little answer to all of the worlds problems.
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I hope it works!

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Wall of Text BS

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Wall of Text BS

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religionpreferen
But if at the Church they would give us some ale,
And a pleasant fire our souls to regale,
We'd sing and we'd pray all the live-long day,
And never once wish from the Church to stray.
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:religionpreferen:
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Classic! lolololol
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Thank you Jesus for taking over my whole heart.

Thank you Jesus for taking over my whole soul.

Thank you Jesus for taking over my whole mind.

Thank you Jesus for taking over my whole life.

I forgive everone who ever hurt me in my life right up until this momement.

Thank you for baptizing me in your Holy Spirit.

Thank you for protecting me and my life in your most precious blood.

Thank you now for giving me eternal life.

Thank you Lord Jesus. Amen and Amen.

John 11:35 Jesus wept.

[link to www.savemenowjesus.com]

Have you given good points today?

EVERYONE who calls upon the LORD JESUS will be saved! [Romans 10:13]


Jesus Christ will return as King of all kings and Lord of all lords. hf
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NAME IT and CLAIM IT, BELIEVE IT and RECEIVE IT!!!

This is one of the things which made me hang up organized religion. I took my kids to youth group and they were teaching them to pray about every little want. I grew up with the God Helps Those Who Help Themselves teachings. We could achieve our goals if we worked for them. Now, the churches too often tell the kids that they should pray if they want a good grade (you don't have to work for it) or a new video game, etc. Bah...
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translation:

gimme gimme gimme free shit.
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Wall of Text BS

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Ah! Raquel and them boobs.....
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Thank you Jesus for taking over my whole heart.

Thank you Jesus for taking over my whole soul.

Thank you Jesus for taking over my whole mind.

Thank you Jesus for taking over my whole life.

I forgive everone who ever hurt me in my life right up until this momement.

Thank you for baptizing me in your Holy Spirit.

Thank you for protecting me and my life in your most precious blood.

Thank you now for giving me eternal life.

Thank you Lord Jesus. Amen and Amen.

 Quoting: Once4All

Amen.
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I don't prescribe to the "Name it and Claim it" thing...
doesn't sound like a simple prayer/conversation with Jesus to me....just a bunch of naming and claiming. What kind of relationship is that? I think it's stupid.
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NAME IT and CLAIM IT, BELIEVE IT and RECEIVE IT!!!

This is one of the things which made me hang up organized religion. I took my kids to youth group and they were teaching them to pray about every little want. I grew up with the God Helps Those Who Help Themselves teachings. We could achieve our goals if we worked for them. Now, the churches too often tell the kids that they should pray if they want a good grade (you don't have to work for it) or a new video game, etc. Bah...
 Quoting: Faith


Hard work and prayer is The Way!

Not just one or the other.
John 11:35 Jesus wept.

[link to www.savemenowjesus.com]

Have you given good points today?

EVERYONE who calls upon the LORD JESUS will be saved! [Romans 10:13]


Jesus Christ will return as King of all kings and Lord of all lords. hf
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Jesuit trickery. :)
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Hot blonde with big boobs, Hot blonde with big boobs, Hot blonde with big boobs...

I hope it works!

hf
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Yep...I honestly thought this was funny (as a born-again christian) because it proves my point as to how dumb this Name it and Claim it thing is. It's carnal.
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NAME IT and CLAIM IT, BELIEVE IT and RECEIVE IT!!!

This is one of the things which made me hang up organized religion. I took my kids to youth group and they were teaching them to pray about every little want. I grew up with the God Helps Those Who Help Themselves teachings. We could achieve our goals if we worked for them. Now, the churches too often tell the kids that they should pray if they want a good grade (you don't have to work for it) or a new video game, etc. Bah...
 Quoting: Faith


Hard work and prayer is The Way!

Not just one or the other.
 Quoting: Once4All


Exactly!!
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[link to nesaranews.blogspot.com]

Father, in the Name of JESUS, bless me even while I'm reading this prayer
and bless the one that sent this to me in a special way. Open doors in our
lives today, Save and set free!* *



> Give us a double portion of your Spirit as we take back everything that the
> devil has stolen:**
> ****Emotional Health
> ****Physical Health
> ****Finances
> ****Relationships
> ****Children
> **** Jobs
> ****Homes
> ****Marriages*
> *I cancel every plot, plan and scheme the enemy has devised against us in
> the NAME OF JESUS.*
> *And I declare:*
> *NO WEAPON FORMED AGAINST US WILL PROSPER.*

more @ nesaranews.blogspot.com
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1238460



Show me how this has worked for you.
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Jesus prayed that the cup be taken away and we all know how well that worked out.

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