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Woman calls 911 over bad manicure

 
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Woman calls 911 over bad manicure
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DELTONA, Fla. - A Florida woman is facing charges after repeatedly calling 911 to report a bad manicure.

Authorities say 44-year-old Cynthia Colson, of Deltona, Fla., called 911 several times after she wasn't satisfied with the length of her nails after a manicure.

More... [link to www.9news.com]
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01/22/2011 08:30 PM
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Re: Woman calls 911 over bad manicure
Fight...arrested lmao
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Re: Woman calls 911 over bad manicure
You have GOT to be shitting me...

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Wait'll I tell the wife, she'll never look at her clients the same again!

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[link to api.ning.com]
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01/22/2011 08:32 PM
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Police will just file it.

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Police will just file it.

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File it? 1rof1 Pun of the Year!
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You have GOT to be shitting me...

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Wait'll I tell the wife, she'll never look at her clients the same again!

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Exact same thing I said ha
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01/22/2011 10:54 PM
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See! This is the sheeple at their best they assume the government is all mighty and it's suppose to do everything for them.
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01/24/2011 08:39 AM
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why didn't she just called obama straight up yo?
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01/24/2011 08:40 AM
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Looks like someone was starved for attention.
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Looks like someone was starved for attention.
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Police will just file it.

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Just think, some poor dude has to put up with her every day...
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When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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I don't do manicures. Alot of times I think you shouldn't waste the money on such frivolities. But hey, if you are self-absorbed much, then go ahead knock yourself out. Why the fuck couldn't the dumb bitch do her own manicure? Or is she deficient in that,too?
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I don't do manicures. Alot of times I think you shouldn't waste the money on such frivolities. But hey, if you are self-absorbed much, then go ahead knock yourself out. Why the fuck couldn't the dumb bitch do her own manicure? Or is she deficient in that,too?
 Quoting: hawk8414


you said it yourself she is a dumb bitch. why else would she call 911 over a manicure.
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Good to see these wimmins have got their priorities in order
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Re: Woman calls 911 over bad manicure
I find it difficult to understand the ways of american police..

any other inappropriate time they just love using tazers and batons.. be it old ladies, drunken people. the disabled.. people in genuine distress who called and then get beat to pulp for no reason

here we have a prime example of someone who should call the police only for the door to be busted down, repeatedly tazed and dragged to jail because a cop got scratched by a jagged nail


and.. they dont pounce on the goldern oppotunity and prove that they are indeed.. still able to hold up the flag of to protect and serve
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why didn't she just called obama straight up yo?
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01/27/2011 01:13 PM
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:) People are so RIDICULOUS!
It isnt any worse as the woman who called to say her that MACKADEES did not give her 5.00 order straight!! and they forgot the fries too, the NERVE of McDonalds!!!

Sheesh. No wonder our taxes are so danged sky rocketed!
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Police will just file it.

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Looks like someone was starved for attention.
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from menapause
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Really? None of my older female relatives went bat shit at menopause,at least that I know of.
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Police will just file it.

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bows respectfully

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Re: Woman calls 911 over bad manicure
they could have and should have given her the consumers rights office then she could have bothered them legally and had recourse to the issue

but they spend money arresting her

it is Florida though..yet I said it...sorry folks...Florida is a zoo for the most part

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