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Soda goes flat within an hour

 
Kevbo
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01/23/2011 02:51 AM
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Soda goes flat within an hour
I can open a soda and it never goes flat this quick. Just opened it about an hour ago and now it is flat. Any suggestions why?
Gloomy

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01/23/2011 02:53 AM
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Re: Soda goes flat within an hour
Uhh? Well is in made with real sugar? I find Pepsi Throwback tends to go flat faster than the soda with high fructose corn syrup. If you plan on leaving a soda out for long periods of time, get it in a bottle; then it should last longer.
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01/23/2011 02:54 AM
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Re: Soda goes flat within an hour
CO2 used to make the fizz probably is made in china or something.
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Kevbo (OP)
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01/23/2011 02:55 AM
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Re: Soda goes flat within an hour
I have been drinking soda for years and it usual takes at least 10 hours or so NOT one hour. I find this odd.
Anonymous Coward
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01/23/2011 02:56 AM
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Re: Soda goes flat within an hour
Any cigarette butts floating in there? I get em mixed up all the time too.
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01/23/2011 03:04 AM
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Re: Soda goes flat within an hour
I have been drinking soda for years and it usual takes at least 10 hours or so NOT one hour. I find this odd.
 Quoting: Kevbo 1240200



I see you have the same sickness i do with drinking the evil soda.

Seriously it was most likely on the shelf for a period of time before you got it.

I have had the same thing happen too me.

Also we really should stop drinking that tasty sweet sweet nectar.
Anonymous Coward
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01/23/2011 03:06 AM
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Re: Soda goes flat within an hour
mods please PIN!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous Coward
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01/23/2011 03:08 AM
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Doubtless

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01/23/2011 03:09 AM
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Re: Soda goes flat within an hour
Whats the expiry date on it?
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Anonymous Coward
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01/23/2011 03:13 AM
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Re: Soda goes flat within an hour
I find I can re-fizz my sodas with a few of those tiny coffe stiring straws stuck in my butt and fart several times... good as new
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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01/23/2011 03:13 AM
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Re: Soda goes flat within an hour
Whats the expiry date on it?
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October 24, 2011
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01/23/2011 03:14 AM

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Re: Soda goes flat within an hour
Enjoy the HFCS.
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Re: Soda goes flat within an hour
I have been drinking soda for years and it usual takes at least 10 hours or so NOT one hour. I find this odd.
 Quoting: Kevbo 1240200



I see you have the same sickness i do with drinking the evil soda.

Seriously it was most likely on the shelf for a period of time before you got it.

I have had the same thing happen too me.

Also we really should stop drinking that tasty sweet sweet nectar.
 Quoting: Brother_Of_Metal



Never had a problem before. We had soda with dinner..all fine. Now a few hours later our sodas have NO carbonation at all.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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01/23/2011 03:15 AM
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Re: Soda goes flat within an hour
Enjoy the HFCS.
 Quoting: Useful RepEATER



The HFCS...what is this?
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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01/23/2011 03:17 AM
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Re: Soda goes flat within an hour
This makes me think of the movie...The Langoliers where the soda was flat.
Anonymous Coward
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01/23/2011 03:18 AM
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Re: Soda goes flat within an hour
OK dude, if the GLP super sleuths are gonna be able to solve this mstery, you have to be very specific - soda name, container type and size, etc.

Critical info.
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01/23/2011 03:20 AM
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Re: Soda goes flat within an hour
OK dude, if the GLP super sleuths are gonna be able to solve this mstery, you have to be very specific - soda name, container type and size, etc.

Critical info.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1239233



Pepsi, can 12 oz.
now it is our dr. pepper
can 12 oz.
this is too odd.
Anonymous Coward
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01/23/2011 03:21 AM
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Re: Soda goes flat within an hour
The guy at the store was playing catch with it.
Brother_Of_Metal

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01/23/2011 03:21 AM
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Re: Soda goes flat within an hour
Enjoy the HFCS.
 Quoting: Useful RepEATER



The HFCS...what is this?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1240200



High fructose corn syrup.

That's the love that is going to give us the type II.
Anonymous Coward
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01/23/2011 03:21 AM
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Re: Soda goes flat within an hour
Enjoy the HFCS.
 Quoting: Useful RepEATER



The HFCS...what is this?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1240200


Holy Fuckin Corn Syrup, Batman
Anonymous Coward
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01/23/2011 03:22 AM
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Re: Soda goes flat within an hour
OP what is your location?
Brother_Of_Metal

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01/23/2011 03:22 AM
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Re: Soda goes flat within an hour
OK dude, if the GLP super sleuths are gonna be able to solve this mstery, you have to be very specific - soda name, container type and size, etc.

Critical info.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1239233



now it is our dr. pepper

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1240200


Fuck yeah my fav.
Im rocking a nonflat can now.

Perhaps there was a FUBAR at the factory or the football hypothesis could warrant more investigation.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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01/23/2011 03:23 AM
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Re: Soda goes flat within an hour
The guy at the store was playing catch with it.
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I guess then that a guy at two different stores played catch!!!
Anonymous Coward
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01/23/2011 03:23 AM
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Re: Soda goes flat within an hour
bump
Anonymous Coward
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01/23/2011 03:23 AM
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Re: Soda goes flat within an hour
Im sure they do this on purpose even if you screw the lid on soooooooo tight it still goes flat
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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01/23/2011 03:23 AM
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Re: Soda goes flat within an hour
OK dude, if the GLP super sleuths are gonna be able to solve this mstery, you have to be very specific - soda name, container type and size, etc.

Critical info.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1239233



now it is our dr. pepper

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1240200


Fuck yeah my fav.
Im rocking a nonflat can now.

Perhaps there was a FUBAR at the factory or the football hypothesis could warrant more investigation.
 Quoting: Brother_Of_Metal



Curious what state are you in? I am in arkansas
Anonymous Coward
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01/23/2011 03:24 AM
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Re: Soda goes flat within an hour
OK dude, if the GLP super sleuths are gonna be able to solve this mstery, you have to be very specific - soda name, container type and size, etc.

Critical info.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1239233



Pepsi, can 12 oz.
now it is our dr. pepper
can 12 oz.
this is too odd.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1240200


Ok excellent.

Now if the pop top opener is the kind with the metal ring which you pull right off the can and throw away... it's prob just 15 year old cans. Problem solved! I am genius!
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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01/23/2011 03:26 AM
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Re: Soda goes flat within an hour
OK dude, if the GLP super sleuths are gonna be able to solve this mstery, you have to be very specific - soda name, container type and size, etc.

Critical info.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1239233



Pepsi, can 12 oz.
now it is our dr. pepper
can 12 oz.
this is too odd.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1240200


Ok excellent.

Now if the pop top opener is the kind with the metal ring which you pull right off the can and throw away... it's prob just 15 year old cans. Problem solved! I am genius!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1239233



I am amused,
Anonymous Coward
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01/23/2011 03:28 AM
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Re: Soda goes flat within an hour
The guy at the store was playing catch with it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 769657



I guess then that a guy at two different stores played catch!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1240200



Maybe the whole freight had a rough journey, or a bad batch. Shit happens.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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01/23/2011 03:30 AM
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Re: Soda goes flat within an hour
The guy at the store was playing catch with it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 769657



I guess then that a guy at two different stores played catch!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1240200



Maybe the whole freight had a rough journey, or a bad batch. Shit happens.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 769657


Pepsi and Dr. Pepper are two different entities shipped from two different locations.
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01/24/2011 03:36 AM

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Re: Soda goes flat within an hour
HFCS is far from just a bad type of sugar--some forms of HFCS contain Mercury. Google Mercury and find out how kind it is on the body, though when ingested, it is less pernicious than when it is injected with the friendly vaccines your doctors all suggest you and your kids agree to.
Real Eyes, Realize, Real Lies.....


Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
~H. L. Mencken~

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light.
~Plato~

When a well-packaged web of lies has been sold gradually to the masses over generations,
the truth will seem utterly preposterous and its speaker a raving lunatic.
~Dresden James~





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