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Chopsley
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I just bought this thread for $5.50!!!
My wife just asked me for $5.50 on plastic to spend on the net. When I asked her what it was for, she hesitated and asked if I would change my mind if I knew. She told me that she needed the money to buy a pink unicorn on Farmville. At this point I said no, absolutely not. She gave me some pretty doe eyes and made a promise or two about tonight. She then began to rationalize with me. I spend 10 bucks a month on GLP so she should be allowed to buy a digital unicorn. I just told her yes because she will do it anyway while I;m work so i made her happy I guess. Basically, the deal was, She gets the $5.50 only if I could post this on glp for opinion and dynamic conversation. Your thoughts on the situation.
But if at the Church they would give us some ale,
And a pleasant fire our souls to regale,
We'd sing and we'd pray all the live-long day,
And never once wish from the Church to stray.
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01/23/2011 04:08 PM
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Cool story bro
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Cool story bro
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coolstirybro
But if at the Church they would give us some ale,
And a pleasant fire our souls to regale,
We'd sing and we'd pray all the live-long day,
And never once wish from the Church to stray.
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you guys need to go hiking
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This is what facebook is for.

don't bring your fucking tedious homelife here.
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you guys need to go hiking
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1184401

Tunica Hills is excellent for hiking
But if at the Church they would give us some ale,
And a pleasant fire our souls to regale,
We'd sing and we'd pray all the live-long day,
And never once wish from the Church to stray.
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gift her the pink unicorn dude. you won't regret it.
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Re: I just bought this thread for $5.50!!!
You overpaid by $5.49.

Doesn't she have her own money to spend on trinkets and pink unicorns, anyway?
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Re: I just bought this thread for $5.50!!!
My wife just asked me for $5.50 on plastic to spend on the net. When I asked her what it was for, she hesitated and asked if I would change my mind if I knew. She told me that she needed the money to buy a pink unicorn on Farmville. At this point I said no, absolutely not. She gave me some pretty doe eyes and made a promise or two about tonight. She then began to rationalize with me. I spend 10 bucks a month on GLP so she should be allowed to buy a digital unicorn. I just told her yes because she will do it anyway while I;m work so i made her happy I guess. Basically, the deal was, She gets the $5.50 only if I could post this on glp for opinion and dynamic conversation. Your thoughts on the situation.
 Quoting: Chopsley

Jeez, ya could've bought some mad dog 20/20. Man, you we're suckered.
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You got off cheap. :)
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Re: I just bought this thread for $5.50!!!
So what other "favors" did she promise?
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Re: I just bought this thread for $5.50!!!
You overpaid by $5.49.

Doesn't she have her own money to spend on trinkets and pink unicorns, anyway?
 Quoting: D's Pet

She has my money. She hasn't worked since we moved in together.

Last Edited by Rusty's Sickness on 01/23/2011 04:17 PM
But if at the Church they would give us some ale,
And a pleasant fire our souls to regale,
We'd sing and we'd pray all the live-long day,
And never once wish from the Church to stray.
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I think it's getting out of control.


(Buying things like cartoons on FARMVILLE of all things. I mean REALLY?)

Last Edited by Mister Obvious on 01/23/2011 04:17 PM
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Basically, the deal was, She gets the $5.50 only if I could post this on glp for opinion and dynamic conversation. Your thoughts on the situation.
 Quoting: Chopsley


Az3 You mean you gave up the promises about tonight, so you could post this on GLP? lol
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thats cool man, only thing that really bugs me is farmville.

over here, you and the rest of us, get relaxed, distracted and most of all: informed.

at farmville people just get stupid.

you should have a conversation with her about it, i mean, whats the point?

better buy a vibrator lmao
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I think it's getting out of control.


(Buying things like cartoons on FARMVILLE of all things. I mean REALLY?)
 Quoting: Mister Obvious

Is is any worse than a man buying a stag film?

Last Edited by Rusty's Sickness on 01/23/2011 04:19 PM
But if at the Church they would give us some ale,
And a pleasant fire our souls to regale,
We'd sing and we'd pray all the live-long day,
And never once wish from the Church to stray.
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Re: I just bought this thread for $5.50!!!
Basically, the deal was, She gets the $5.50 only if I could post this on glp for opinion and dynamic conversation. Your thoughts on the situation.
 Quoting: Chopsley


Az3 You mean you gave up the promises about tonight, so you could post this on GLP? lol
 Quoting: Judeth

You can't imagine the things I've given up to post on GLP.
But if at the Church they would give us some ale,
And a pleasant fire our souls to regale,
We'd sing and we'd pray all the live-long day,
And never once wish from the Church to stray.
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Re: I just bought this thread for $5.50!!!
You overpaid by $5.49.

Doesn't she have her own money to spend on trinkets and pink unicorns, anyway?
 Quoting: D's Pet

She has my money. She hasn't worked sense we moved in together.
 Quoting: Chopsley


I don't work either, but I get an allotment so I don't have to ask for every $5 pink unicorn or nifty horsey toy I want.

That kind of thing might save you a lot of phone calls and requests for things.
The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich.
~P. J. O'Rourke
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Re: I just bought this thread for $5.50!!!
Basically, the deal was, She gets the $5.50 only if I could post this on glp for opinion and dynamic conversation. Your thoughts on the situation.
 Quoting: Chopsley


Az3 You mean you gave up the promises about tonight, so you could post this on GLP? lol
 Quoting: Judeth

You can't imagine the things I've given up to post on GLP.
 Quoting: Chopsley


So you pay all the bills yet still have to "give up" things to be on GLP? Do you see a problem here?
The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich.
~P. J. O'Rourke
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Re: I just bought this thread for $5.50!!!
You overpaid by $5.49.

Doesn't she have her own money to spend on trinkets and pink unicorns, anyway?
 Quoting: D's Pet

She has my money. She hasn't worked sense we moved in together.
 Quoting: Chopsley


I don't work either, but I get an allotment so I don't have to ask for every $5 pink unicorn or nifty horsey toy I want.

That kind of thing might save you a lot of phone calls and requests for things.
 Quoting: D's Pet

Well she gets cash out my wallet and what not but she only uses plastic when shops online or for a more expensive purchase. That's why it was funny of her to ask for such a low amount. But believe me, she has her own paypal thingy set up to our checking acct. She can take what she needs when she wants to.
But if at the Church they would give us some ale,
And a pleasant fire our souls to regale,
We'd sing and we'd pray all the live-long day,
And never once wish from the Church to stray.
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Well at least you both got what you wanted.
You have one life. Live it.
You have one voice, use it.
You have one
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I think it's getting out of control.


(Buying things like cartoons on FARMVILLE of all things. I mean REALLY?)
 Quoting: Mister Obvious



^^This!
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Re: I just bought this thread for $5.50!!!
Basically, the deal was, She gets the $5.50 only if I could post this on glp for opinion and dynamic conversation. Your thoughts on the situation.
 Quoting: Chopsley


Az3 You mean you gave up the promises about tonight, so you could post this on GLP? lol
 Quoting: Judeth

You can't imagine the things I've given up to post on GLP.
 Quoting: Chopsley


So you pay all the bills yet still have to "give up" things to be on GLP? Do you see a problem here?
 Quoting: D's Pet

You would understand if you say how beautiful my wife was. I am very lucky to have such a looker spending my money. Just as you like your husband to be all dominant Columbian and drunk, I like a pretty woman to spend my money, within reason. It's a guy thing. That's why you have an allotment silly, cause it makes your husband feel good, not you.
But if at the Church they would give us some ale,
And a pleasant fire our souls to regale,
We'd sing and we'd pray all the live-long day,
And never once wish from the Church to stray.
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Well at least you both got what you wanted.
 Quoting: Hickory

The sign of a great marriage.
But if at the Church they would give us some ale,
And a pleasant fire our souls to regale,
We'd sing and we'd pray all the live-long day,
And never once wish from the Church to stray.
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Well at least you both got what you wanted.
 Quoting: Hickory

The sign of a great marriage.
 Quoting: Chopsley

Yes it is. Compromise, compromise. hf
You have one life. Live it.
You have one voice, use it.
You have one
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Farmville......

Unicorns.....


How old is your wife? Step back and think for a minute. Does the situation really sound rationale?
They should take the warning labels off of everything and let stupidity sort itself out.
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Farmville......

Unicorns.....


How old is your wife? Step back and think for a minute. Does the situation really sound rationale?
 Quoting: FatalWishes

I know. Marriage is not a rational thing.
But if at the Church they would give us some ale,
And a pleasant fire our souls to regale,
We'd sing and we'd pray all the live-long day,
And never once wish from the Church to stray.
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I think it's getting out of control.


(Buying things like cartoons on FARMVILLE of all things. I mean REALLY?)
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


They make Billions on this stuff. I think we're in the wrong business.
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So you pay all the bills yet still have to "give up" things to be on GLP? Do you see a problem here?
 Quoting: Chopsley

You would understand if you say how beautiful my wife was. I am very lucky to have such a looker spending my money. Just as you like your husband to be all dominant Columbian and drunk, I like a pretty woman to spend my money, within reason. It's a guy thing. That's why you have an allotment silly, cause it makes your husband feel good, not you.


I get that part, I was just getting the impression that you were feeling put upon. I don't feel like I'm "giving up" anything. And upon your further explanation, it seems that you don't really feel all that put out either.

So it's all good.

But it might be more convenient if you got her a card with her name on it.
The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich.
~P. J. O'Rourke
D's Pet

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Farmville......

Unicorns.....


How old is your wife? Step back and think for a minute. Does the situation really sound rationale?
 Quoting: FatalWishes


Did you just say rational and wife in the same line?

I do a LOT of "irrational spending", but he likes to see me happy. Given, I've never bought a pink cartoon unicorn, but I do fork over the monthly fee to GLP. So crazy is kind of subjective. LOL
The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich.
~P. J. O'Rourke
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I think it's getting out of control.


(Buying things like cartoons on FARMVILLE of all things. I mean REALLY?)
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


They make Billions on this stuff. I think we're in the wrong business.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1085395

I'm telling you. It's like those damn pokemon cards. Those things cost a fortune and those beanie babies too. just fads and crazes. She will forget about it next year.
But if at the Church they would give us some ale,
And a pleasant fire our souls to regale,
We'd sing and we'd pray all the live-long day,
And never once wish from the Church to stray.

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