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GLP Loveline: Sex advice from the Hot Ladies of GLP

 
* Azul *

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well i'm kinda worried as to how i would be on pot. you saw how i get on just a few beers. there will be more than nekked outdoor time involved, im sure.
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I'll look out for you and keep you safe :)
 Quoting: BRIEF AND TO THE POINT


that should make me feel comforted. but not really.

im sure you'll stop me from doing anything too bad, right?
 Quoting: * Azul *


Well, I don't like sharing if that's what you mean...
 Quoting: BRIEF AND TO THE POINT


your pot?
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well i'm kinda worried as to how i would be on pot. you saw how i get on just a few beers. there will be more than nekked outdoor time involved, im sure.
 Quoting: * Azul *


I had a feeling you'd never partake.

Honestly, you'd probably like it. If you ever do try it, don't go nutty, just start with one good inhale.

I'm a weed lightweight. Doesn't take much for me at all and I don't really smoke very often either, though I always keep it on hand, just in case. I actually prefer mugwort or my space blend on most occassions...
 Quoting: Opeth


i wouldn't even know where to get weed. geez that's sad.
 Quoting: * Azul *


In arizona? Im sure theres plenty everywhere.
 Quoting: Thoughtful_Hobbit


I'm in the same boat as Azul. If I can't get it at the farmer's market or at CVS, I'm lost.
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You guys know how when you're feeling up a womans breast... and it feels like a..... like a bag of sand? I think its hot.
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UMM NO, Who in the fuck you feeling up, road worker chicks?
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No bro... all breasts feel like bags of sand...


right?



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 Quoting: Socapatoy



Mental note, big flood comes, can use womens boobs as sandbags.
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I'll look out for you and keep you safe :)
 Quoting: BRIEF AND TO THE POINT


that should make me feel comforted. but not really.

im sure you'll stop me from doing anything too bad, right?
 Quoting: * Azul *


Well, I don't like sharing if that's what you mean...
 Quoting: BRIEF AND TO THE POINT


your pot?
 Quoting: * Azul *


I don't smoke.
Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.

You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support!

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well i'm kinda worried as to how i would be on pot. you saw how i get on just a few beers. there will be more than nekked outdoor time involved, im sure.
 Quoting: * Azul *


I had a feeling you'd never partake.

Honestly, you'd probably like it. If you ever do try it, don't go nutty, just start with one good inhale.

I'm a weed lightweight. Doesn't take much for me at all and I don't really smoke very often either, though I always keep it on hand, just in case. I actually prefer mugwort or my space blend on most occassions...
 Quoting: Opeth

You guys want good sex while under the influence... try mescaline.
Its an aphrodisiac too....at least for me. lol
 Quoting: Socapatoy


Come bring me some, and we'll test it out together. Whaddya say?
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that should make me feel comforted. but not really.

im sure you'll stop me from doing anything too bad, right?
 Quoting: * Azul *


Well, I don't like sharing if that's what you mean...
 Quoting: BRIEF AND TO THE POINT


your pot?
 Quoting: * Azul *


I don't smoke.
 Quoting: BRIEF AND TO THE POINT


Vaporizing is the way to go about it, you're not smoking it, just inhaling vapors. I don't smoke, just vaporize.
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well i'm kinda worried as to how i would be on pot. you saw how i get on just a few beers. there will be more than nekked outdoor time involved, im sure.
 Quoting: * Azul *


I had a feeling you'd never partake.

Honestly, you'd probably like it. If you ever do try it, don't go nutty, just start with one good inhale.

I'm a weed lightweight. Doesn't take much for me at all and I don't really smoke very often either, though I always keep it on hand, just in case. I actually prefer mugwort or my space blend on most occassions...
 Quoting: Opeth

You guys want good sex while under the influence... try mescaline.
Its an aphrodisiac too....at least for me. lol
 Quoting: Socapatoy


Come bring me some, and we'll test it out together. Whaddya say?
 Quoting: gamerprincess81

afro


The only way I could get it was ordering it from peru. They sent ground up cactus straight to my doorstep. haha

Now getting that shit down was another matter.... went through a lot of grapefruit juice.
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No loving embrace to see me through
This tedious path I've chosen here,
I certainly would've walked away by now.
Gonna wait it out."
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I had a feeling you'd never partake.

Honestly, you'd probably like it. If you ever do try it, don't go nutty, just start with one good inhale.

I'm a weed lightweight. Doesn't take much for me at all and I don't really smoke very often either, though I always keep it on hand, just in case. I actually prefer mugwort or my space blend on most occassions...
 Quoting: Opeth

You guys want good sex while under the influence... try mescaline.
Its an aphrodisiac too....at least for me. lol
 Quoting: Socapatoy


Come bring me some, and we'll test it out together. Whaddya say?
 Quoting: gamerprincess81

afro


The only way I could get it was ordering it from peru. They sent ground up cactus straight to my doorstep. haha

Now getting that shit down was another matter.... went through a lot of grapefruit juice.
 Quoting: Socapatoy


I'll order and let you know when it arrives ;)
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I had a feeling you'd never partake.

Honestly, you'd probably like it. If you ever do try it, don't go nutty, just start with one good inhale.

I'm a weed lightweight. Doesn't take much for me at all and I don't really smoke very often either, though I always keep it on hand, just in case. I actually prefer mugwort or my space blend on most occassions...
 Quoting: Opeth


i wouldn't even know where to get weed. geez that's sad.
 Quoting: * Azul *


In arizona? Im sure theres plenty everywhere.
 Quoting: Thoughtful_Hobbit


I'm in the same boat as Azul. If I can't get it at the farmer's market or at CVS, I'm lost.
 Quoting: D's Pet


i know, everyone says it's everywhere. ummm not around me.
who are these pot pushers and why don't i know any.
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i wouldn't even know where to get weed. geez that's sad.
 Quoting: * Azul *


In arizona? Im sure theres plenty everywhere.
 Quoting: Thoughtful_Hobbit


I'm in the same boat as Azul. If I can't get it at the farmer's market or at CVS, I'm lost.
 Quoting: D's Pet


you just don't know the right people. look around, i bet you can find some around you!

i know, everyone says it's everywhere. ummm not around me.
who are these pot pushers and why don't i know any.
 Quoting: * Azul *

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i wouldn't even know where to get weed. geez that's sad.
 Quoting: * Azul *


In arizona? Im sure theres plenty everywhere.
 Quoting: Thoughtful_Hobbit


I'm in the same boat as Azul. If I can't get it at the farmer's market or at CVS, I'm lost.
 Quoting: D's Pet


i know, everyone says it's everywhere. ummm not around me.
who are these pot pushers and why don't i know any.
 Quoting: * Azul *


probably that old guy down the street. You'd be surprised by who deals these days.
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What does Brief consider to be safe sex?
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What does Brief consider to be safe sex?
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I really can't answer that for him, but I'm sure he will be happy to share!
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What does Brief consider to be safe sex?
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I really can't answer that for him, but I'm sure he will be happy to share!
 Quoting: gamerprincess81

chuckle

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What does Brief consider to be safe sex?
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Getting a blow job in a car that I'm not driving at the time for starters...
Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.

You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support!

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"Rootin' tootin' nut bootin' varmint! I'll show you!"

Sssssss

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"Rootin' tootin' nut bootin' varmint! I'll show you!"

Sssssss

1rof1

I kid man, I kid peace
 Quoting: Stealth521


LOL!!!!!

you know you meant it, stealth. don't lie :)
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i wouldn't even know where to get weed. geez that's sad.
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In arizona? Im sure theres plenty everywhere.


I'm in the same boat as Azul. If I can't get it at the farmer's market or at CVS, I'm lost.


i know, everyone says it's everywhere. ummm not around me.
who are these pot pushers and why don't i know any.

sheesh....haven't you been readin all the GLP storing seeds Doom? how they will be more valuable thn ammo when the shtf...

grab a seed....take a long walk where nobody goes.....plant the seed...and in a few months go back ; )

female=good male=bad hf
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You guys want good sex while under the influence... try mescaline.
Its an aphrodisiac too....at least for me. lol
 Quoting: Socapatoy


Come bring me some, and we'll test it out together. Whaddya say?
 Quoting: gamerprincess81

afro


The only way I could get it was ordering it from peru. They sent ground up cactus straight to my doorstep. haha

Now getting that shit down was another matter.... went through a lot of grapefruit juice.
 Quoting: Socapatoy


I'll order and let you know when it arrives ;)
 Quoting: gamerprincess81

soundz
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No loving embrace to see me through
This tedious path I've chosen here,
I certainly would've walked away by now.
Gonna wait it out."
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well this thread turned into a girls pow wow
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haha all i do is play wild native girl.
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Wild native girl? Don't you know there are bugs and stuff outside?

I hate that tree. HATE it.

My idea of enjoying the outdoors is on horseback.
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ever ride naked ?

wild native girl!.....does it involve deerskin panties and a cape?
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well this thread turned into a girls pow wow
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Hell no it didn't

There's men around here.

Nice av, by the way. Do you lick your balls like that in real life?
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well this thread turned into a girls pow wow
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Hell no it didn't

There's men around here.

Nice av, by the way. Do you lick your balls like that in real life?
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If I could I would darlin, I'm sure we all would.

Every animal in nature that can, does...
Facts are stubborn things;
and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, the dictates of our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence."

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well this thread turned into a girls pow wow
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Hell no it didn't

There's men around here.

Nice av, by the way. Do you lick your balls like that in real life?
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BURN!!!

(i need a burn smilie)
"If there were no rewards to reap,
No loving embrace to see me through
This tedious path I've chosen here,
I certainly would've walked away by now.
Gonna wait it out."
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Come bring me some, and we'll test it out together. Whaddya say?
 Quoting: gamerprincess81

afro


The only way I could get it was ordering it from peru. They sent ground up cactus straight to my doorstep. haha

Now getting that shit down was another matter.... went through a lot of grapefruit juice.
 Quoting: Socapatoy


I'll order and let you know when it arrives ;)
 Quoting: gamerprincess81

soundz
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If that's you, then I will definitely call you when I get it devil6
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well this thread turned into a girls pow wow
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Hell no it didn't

There's men around here.

Nice av, by the way. Do you lick your balls like that in real life?
 Quoting: gamerprincess81


BURN!!!

(i need a burn smilie)
 Quoting: Socapatoy

How is that a burn? lol
Facts are stubborn things;
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i need some advice on which type of fleshlight to buy scratching
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afro


The only way I could get it was ordering it from peru. They sent ground up cactus straight to my doorstep. haha

Now getting that shit down was another matter.... went through a lot of grapefruit juice.
 Quoting: Socapatoy


I'll order and let you know when it arrives ;)
 Quoting: gamerprincess81

soundz
 Quoting: Socapatoy


If that's you, then I will definitely call you when I get it devil6
 Quoting: gamerprincess81

Eh... I look kinda like that with short hair.
"If there were no rewards to reap,
No loving embrace to see me through
This tedious path I've chosen here,
I certainly would've walked away by now.
Gonna wait it out."
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advise?

All the girls iv'e been with complain that it hurts during sex, and it's hard to find a girl that will give me oral too.
Most complain that im a bit too big in the downstairs department! I must admit, i do dangle down a bit but it's never been a problem with walking or playing football although i will admit that it can be a bit uncomfortable riding a bike.

I've never thought i was any different to me mates but they reckon that after masturbation they "tidy up" with just a tissue or two, but for me i have to use almost a full bog roll.

Im starting to think that i may never find a girl that wants someone with an overly sized "member" and that when i come, may get a bit too messy for them.

Can anyone suggest anywhere where i could find a new girlfriend who would want that little bit extra?
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well this thread turned into a girls pow wow
 Quoting: theDtrain


Hell no it didn't

There's men around here.

Nice av, by the way. Do you lick your balls like that in real life?
 Quoting: gamerprincess81


BURN!!!

(i need a burn smilie)
 Quoting: Socapatoy

How is that a burn? lol
 Quoting: theDtrain


I watch too much ATHF.
"If there were no rewards to reap,
No loving embrace to see me through
This tedious path I've chosen here,
I certainly would've walked away by now.
Gonna wait it out."
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"We cannot change anything until we accept it. Condemnation does not liberate, it oppresses."

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