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How do I travel with my dildo vibrator??? Serious question!

 
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How do I travel with my dildo vibrator??? Serious question!
I used to take my little jake with me all the time when I travel but lately I'm so afraid the TSA will search my carry on and pull it out in public and embarrass me. I go on a lot of short business trips and hate checking luggage in, otherwise I would just stuff it in there. Any suggestions ladies???
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Re: How do I travel with my dildo vibrator??? Serious question!
lmao
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01/23/2011 08:01 PM
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just get one of these and have it meet you there

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01/23/2011 08:01 PM
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Re: How do I travel with my dildo vibrator??? Serious question!
Ask your wife to fuck your brains out 10 times the night before you leave.

That should hold ya over and this way you can leave your lil buddy at home for her!
EKE THIS

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01/23/2011 08:03 PM
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Wrap it up in pretty paper, and if discovered pretend it's a present you haven't opened yet. When you get to your destination....HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
"No guts, no glory!"
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Re: How do I travel with my dildo vibrator??? Serious question!
Stick it in your ass until you reach you destination
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just get one of these and have it meet you there

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cruise
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Re: How do I travel with my dildo vibrator??? Serious question!
Stick it in your ass until you reach you destination
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But the balls will still show up on the naked body scanners... right?
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Stick it in your ass until you reach you destination
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one of the funniest answers i have ever read here..... tounge
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that is a drag.
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Stick it in your ass until you reach you destination
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lol
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01/23/2011 08:11 PM
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Put it in your checked luggage, retard. And if you're not checking luggage, leave it at home and buy a new one at your destination. Or live without it for a while.
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01/23/2011 08:13 PM
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Re: How do I travel with my dildo vibrator??? Serious question!
Put an antennae on it and pretend it is a cell phone. Set it to vibrate when you are going through the line. Put the head to your ear and talk into the balls. Pretend you are talking to a man named Dick.
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Re: How do I travel with my dildo vibrator??? Serious question!
I used to take my little jake with me all the time when I travel but lately I'm so afraid the TSA will search my carry on and pull it out in public and embarrass me. I go on a lot of short business trips and hate checking luggage in, otherwise I would just stuff it in there. Any suggestions ladies???
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1240996


They have little lipstick cases with a vibe in it.

Google discreet vibrator.
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wrap your sock around your electric toothbrush, stick it in a baggy when you need to... and wala you've got yourself a low budget dildo...LOL
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don't you have fingers?
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01/23/2011 08:18 PM
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Put it in your checked luggage, retard. And if you're not checking luggage, leave it at home and buy a new one at your destination. Or live without it for a while.
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ocrocka
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Re: How do I travel with my dildo vibrator??? Serious question!
Put an antennae on it and pretend it is a cell phone. Set it to vibrate when you are going through the line. Put the head to your ear and talk into the balls. Pretend you are talking to a man named Dick.
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OMG that is too funny!
lmao
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Re: How do I travel with my dildo vibrator??? Serious question!
I used to take my little jake with me all the time when I travel but lately I'm so afraid the TSA will search my carry on and pull it out in public and embarrass me. I go on a lot of short business trips and hate checking luggage in, otherwise I would just stuff it in there. Any suggestions ladies???
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1240996


Yea, better leave it at home.....lest the TSA consider it a dangerous weapon & take it away from you. tomato tomato tomato
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Re: How do I travel with my dildo vibrator??? Serious question!
Put an antennae on it and pretend it is a cell phone. Set it to vibrate when you are going through the line. Put the head to your ear and talk into the balls. Pretend you are talking to a man named Dick.
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i was wrong , this is the funniest answer..... tounge
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01/23/2011 08:26 PM
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Put it in your checked luggage, retard.
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So rude.
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01/23/2011 08:29 PM
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Re: How do I travel with my dildo vibrator??? Serious question!
Just stuff it up your booty
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01/23/2011 08:31 PM
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Re: How do I travel with my dildo vibrator??? Serious question!
I used to take my little jake with me all the time when I travel but lately I'm so afraid the TSA will search my carry on and pull it out in public and embarrass me. I go on a lot of short business trips and hate checking luggage in, otherwise I would just stuff it in there. Any suggestions ladies???
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1240996

Vibrators,viagra,,fleshlights ect are nothing to be embarrassed about.chill dil
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01/23/2011 08:33 PM
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Re: How do I travel with my dildo vibrator??? Serious question!
[link to www.trojanvibrations.com]
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01/23/2011 08:35 PM
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Just buy a new one over there...

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Re: How do I travel with my dildo vibrator??? Serious question!
I've never done it but I would imagine if you checked it and took the batteries out you would probably be ok...

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Just buy a new one over there...

:dil:
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is that were you by yours?
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Re: How do I travel with my dildo vibrator??? Serious question!
Stick it in your ass until you reach you destination
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1239801


But the balls will still show up on the naked body scanners... right?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1240996


Cut them off in a symbolic display of what you really want to do to men! The fact that you use that imitation piece of shit in the first place is insulting.
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01/23/2011 08:41 PM
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Re: How do I travel with my dildo vibrator??? Serious question!
Buy an eggplant or a cucumber, enjoy.
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01/23/2011 08:42 PM
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Re: How do I travel with my dildo vibrator??? Serious question!
I used to take my little jake with me all the time when I travel but lately I'm so afraid the TSA will search my carry on and pull it out in public and embarrass me. I go on a lot of short business trips and hate checking luggage in, otherwise I would just stuff it in there. Any suggestions ladies???
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1240996


Oh, I'm glad I'm not a TSA agent. LOL. Guess we need a new market for cheap disposable sex toys. Hey.... were just humans with sexual needs. Sometimes doing it yourself just feels better. Good luck to you and thanx for the laugh. Seriously.





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