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My Pineal Gland Itches...

 
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My Pineal Gland Itches...
What could it be?
Well it seems so real I can see it
And it seems so real I can feel it
And it seems so real I can taste it
And it seems so real I can hear it
So why can't I touch it?
So why can't I touch it?


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Did you wipe it good?
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Re: My Pineal Gland Itches...
An icepick may help...
Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.

You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support!

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Re: My Pineal Gland Itches...
Did you wipe it good?
 Quoting: maryjaneshusband


With a colloidal silver wipe...
Well it seems so real I can see it
And it seems so real I can feel it
And it seems so real I can taste it
And it seems so real I can hear it
So why can't I touch it?
So why can't I touch it?


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Richard Strong

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Re: My Pineal Gland Itches...
That's weird...my hemorrhoids are itching too.
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Re: My Pineal Gland Itches...
Did you wipe it good?
 Quoting: maryjaneshusband


LOL!!
Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.

You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support!

:Brieffromnativea:
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01/24/2011 12:13 PM
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pick
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01/24/2011 12:14 PM
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Re: My Pineal Gland Itches...
uh oh! that happened to me right before this creepy looking eye appeared right in the center of my forehead! i thought it was just a big zit till the thing busted thru.
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Re: My Pineal Gland Itches...
The cold weather is the problem. Your pineal is simply cold. Try warming it in a microwave oven.
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Re: My Pineal Gland Itches...
If you scratch it, make an incision under your upper-lip.
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Well scratch it. hrdthtn
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uh oh! that happened to me right before this creepy looking eye appeared right in the center of my forehead! i thought it was just a big zit till the thing busted thru.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1154424


lol... I had dream where pope was chasing me (yes wtf) ... and he had (I have to agree with creepy looking) eye on forehead ...he scared me with his 'energy'
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Re: My Pineal Gland Itches...
Thread: Help !

Pineal gonorrhea
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Re: My Pineal Gland Itches...
Don't they make an ointment for that?
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01/25/2011 07:45 PM
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Re: My Pineal Gland Itches...
SMegma buildup no doubt you should out peanut butter on the gland and let your dog lick it
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sdfgsdfgsdfh
You have struggled into existence, and are now slipping silently out of it. This is everyone's experience. Every single one.
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SCREWDRIVER IN EARHOLE SHOULD DO YA
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Scratch downstairs to alleviate upstairs.
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What could it be?
 Quoting: Babe in a Bunker


Venereal warts
try this
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What could it be?
 Quoting: Babe in a Bunker

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Re: My Pineal Gland Itches...
There maybe a meridian point elsewhere on your body that might zero in on the pineal gland. Find out where it is, and massage it.
We are but eternal spiritual beings living a temporary human experience.
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Re: My Pineal Gland Itches...
put ben gay in your eyes it will stop the itching
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Re: My Pineal Gland Itches...
Think of sandpaper.
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Re: My Pineal Gland Itches...
lmao

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