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HOW DO YOU HAVE A RELATIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE WHO DIED 2,000 YEARS AGO?

 
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HOW DO YOU HAVE A RELATIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE WHO DIED 2,000 YEARS AGO?
AND WITH SOMEONE WHO MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE EVEN EXISTED?


HOW DOES THAT WORK, EXACTLY?



I mean, we usually think of relationships as having personal contact - seeing, hearing, feeling...and then of course - by sharing time, doing things, going places, talking things out, arriving at understandings together.


How does that all work when the other person has been dead for 2,000 years?


AND - you never met them?


Obviously you will never know what they sound like or look like - which are pretty necessary ingredients to begin to know someone - I mean, you have to be able to recognize them first, I would submit - to tell them apart from others.


If you can't even pick the person out of a line up, then what do you really have?


I suppose you can say you have a relationship with anyone from history, including Hitler or Grouch Marx.


Would you really know the difference?





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It's basically a relationship with your imagination, you imagine what they're like and go from there.
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It's basically a relationship with your imagination, you imagine what they're like and go from there.
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So, like with Santa Claus?
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Through intermediaries..some use the 'holy ghost' and some, like priests, use little boys anuses
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same way you have a relationship with your great, great, great granddaddy.
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Through intermediaries..some use the 'holy ghost' and some, like priests, use little boys anuses
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nothing like the voice of experience, eh?
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Youll never know....


Dont worry about it


Carry on with yet another night of your meaningless, angry, hateful threads.


Keep exalting yourself! Let us know how that works out for you ugly...
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It's basically a relationship with your imagination, you imagine what they're like and go from there.
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So, like with Santa Claus?
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Something like that, only it's a psychological expression of your subconscious. So no not really.
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Youll never know....


Dont worry about it


Carry on with yet another night of your meaningless, angry, hateful threads.


Keep exalting yourself! Let us know how that works out for you ugly...
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well, there is that, too.
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You mock him and his followers and make crude comments about him everytime his name comes up.

Yes, that's your "relationship with Christ."

Hope it works out well for ya.
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And they think that GLP is insane! LOL!
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And say that you really believe that you do have a relationship with someone you never met and with whom you can't communicate back and forth with - but then, one day, a miracle occurs and that person shows up at your bedside and starts to talk to you - BUT - says things that go against what you believe or what you believe that person would ever say?


Would that mean that you really didn't know that person? Or that you created that person in your mind to suit your beliefs and your beliefs about that person? Or would you say that that person is simply not the person you have a relationship with?


An imposter?



You see how confusing this can get, even after meeting the person?


And wouldn't that seem to suggest that the only way to know for sure that you have a relationship with an invisible person is in NEVER meeting them?



And isn't that sort of religion in a nutshell?





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The only way to know him is through this dude:
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Yea and died for my sins....i only been here in this body for 27 years....not 2,000...


fucking religatards...
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>>>"Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich." Napoleon<<<



Good one.
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I was there ..!

AnyWay..!
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You mock him and his followers and make crude comments about him everytime his name comes up.

Yes, that's your "relationship with Christ."

Hope it works out well for ya.
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I think that if Jesus had actually existed, he would laugh his ass off at my threads.
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Youll never know....


Dont worry about it


Carry on with yet another night of your meaningless, angry, hateful threads.


Keep exalting yourself! Let us know how that works out for you ugly...
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5a


No twitter in h3ll ugly face OP



You soooo angry!!!!!


HE died for you too ugly. Whether you care or not. Matters not to me. You need to work on your bitterness OP.

Lose some weight
Its not HIS fault your a fat sloth


5a
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Re: HOW DO YOU HAVE A RELATIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE WHO DIED 2,000 YEARS AGO?
AND WITH SOMEONE WHO MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE EVEN EXISTED?


HOW DOES THAT WORK, EXACTLY?



I mean, we usually think of relationships as having personal contact - seeing, hearing, feeling...and then of course - by sharing time, doing things, going places, talking things out, arriving at understandings together.


How does that all work when the other person has been dead for 2,000 years?


AND - you never met them?


Obviously you will never know what they sound like or look like - which are pretty necessary ingredients to begin to know someone - I mean, you have to be able to recognize them first, I would submit - to tell them apart from others.


If you can't even pick the person out of a line up, then what do you really have?


I suppose you can say you have a relationship with anyone from history, including Hitler or Grouch Marx.


Would you really know the difference?





5a
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Be glad you didn't know him, then you couldn't complain how you don't like the way he does his hair. peace
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Youll never know....


Dont worry about it


Carry on with yet another night of your meaningless, angry, hateful threads.


Keep exalting yourself! Let us know how that works out for you ugly...
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5a


No twitter in h3ll ugly face OP



You soooo angry!!!!!


HE died for you too ugly. Whether you care or not. Matters not to me. You need to work on your bitterness OP.

Lose some weight
Its not HIS fault your a fat sloth


5a
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Please tell me either you have an IQ of 30, or you are heavily medicated, or English is like your third language.

Please.
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some would say its the destination not the journey.
I'd say the journey is the destination but thats me.

you'd say its the journey

God would say you're hopelessly lost

How does one have a relationship with self?


within

so self worship all you want as it is your free-will to do so

... because you will never understand the concept of being Blessed
... and will never know the Love of God
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some would say its the destination not the journey.
I'd say the journey is the destination but thats me.

you'd say its the journey

God would say you're hopelessly lost

How does one have a relationship with self?


within

so self worship all you want as it is your free-will to do so

... because you will never understand the concept of being Blessed
... and will never know the Love of God
 Quoting: keybored





OK, first, props for using the correct form of "you're". YOU'RE one in a million, here. Next, kind of poetic. You should consider poetry. Next, I understood it completely. Finally, I would whole heartedly agree with you about 340 lifetimes ago. Keep up the good work, yoda.
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OK, so I only feign utter stupidity. I know what you all will say - that it's via the "holy spirit" that we are given to, and open to, "receiving Christ" into "our hearts".


The holy spirit - the invisible mist that is the grace of god - that goes out and only lands on Christians......so that only Christians can know god.....


Yeah..... OK.........




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as long as the earth survived no matter what the savior is we all have a connection to it

the earth and life
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AND WITH SOMEONE WHO MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE EVEN EXISTED?


HOW DOES THAT WORK, EXACTLY?



I mean, we usually think of relationships as having personal contact - seeing, hearing, feeling...and then of course - by sharing time, doing things, going places, talking things out, arriving at understandings together.


How does that all work when the other person has been dead for 2,000 years?


AND - you never met them?


Obviously you will never know what they sound like or look like - which are pretty necessary ingredients to begin to know someone - I mean, you have to be able to recognize them first, I would submit - to tell them apart from others.


If you can't even pick the person out of a line up, then what do you really have?


I suppose you can say you have a relationship with anyone from history, including Hitler or Grouch Marx.


Would you really know the difference?





5a
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Grow up.
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it confuses me especially since I have a huge crush on Nefertiti.
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as long as the earth survived no matter what the savior is we all have a connection to it

the earth and life
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OK, well, that sorta made sense. But let me ask you - how many martinis tonite?
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OP sounds like one of those home grown terrorist we
been hearing so much about lately...idiot
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That crazy Jew bastard had a good message. Hes OK in my book.
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AND WITH SOMEONE WHO MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE EVEN EXISTED?


HOW DOES THAT WORK, EXACTLY?



I mean, we usually think of relationships as having personal contact - seeing, hearing, feeling...and then of course - by sharing time, doing things, going places, talking things out, arriving at understandings together.


How does that all work when the other person has been dead for 2,000 years?


AND - you never met them?


Obviously you will never know what they sound like or look like - which are pretty necessary ingredients to begin to know someone - I mean, you have to be able to recognize them first, I would submit - to tell them apart from others.


If you can't even pick the person out of a line up, then what do you really have?


I suppose you can say you have a relationship with anyone from history, including Hitler or Grouch Marx.


Would you really know the difference?





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Why do you still remember your ancestors who died 200 years ago by claiming their name or your heritage? Why do you rely on a 200 year old document and quote it in court everyday? Why are you required to learn about people who existed over 2,000 years ago like oh--Alexander the Great?--and you get an "A" for acknowledging their existence whether or not they actually did? Because you BELIEVE they did. Why do we believe there is a planet called Uranus on the edge of our solar system, we've never really seen or been to? We have only the word of scientists that it exists and pictures shown us saying it is real. Why do we plan for futures we don't know exist? For children and grandchildren we may never have? Why do we get excited about pieces of paper from processed trees and plants with pictures of dead men on them we've never even met, that promise gold and silver that doesn't exist, take those bits of paper and ask merchants to honor them for services we fully expect to receive. Why? Because we believe that that paper has value. Just as we believe what mama said, that we got our eyes from a great great great grandma named Rosie we will never meet and don't really know existed other than by faith in mama's word. That picture can be Rosie, then again, it could be Sally Smithers who looked just like her they say....





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